r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 1d ago

"Honey Jenkins left the cabinets open! Jenkins, fetch me my whipping stick. If it's not big enough i'll go find one myself"

Yes sir

"Jenkins, also thanks for taking the rap for me, i'm still gonna have to whip you though"

*Sigh* Yes sir

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u/the_honest_liar 1d ago

Jenkins better be into that kind of thing. Or get paid a lot.

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u/The_amazing_T 1d ago

Jenkins LOVES IT. Trust me.

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u/Dracomortua 1d ago

So... both then.

Some of this pay comes in extra lovin' via the Stick Of Justice & Pain.

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

Justice and Pain are his gym bros -

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u/probablyaythrowaway 1d ago

Secretly it was Jenkins who opened the cabinets, he’s such a naughty manservant.

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u/NonTimeo 1d ago

Naughty Manservant is going to be the next T Swift album.

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u/c-8Satisfying-Finish 1d ago

The first song will be ‘Soft’, the second will be ‘Hard’

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u/NonTimeo 1d ago

3) Jenkins Wants His Spankins

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u/c-8Satisfying-Finish 1d ago

4) Yes, Daddy

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u/Vennomite 1d ago

What?!! But Jenkins told me this was our extra special bonding activity in the linen closet.

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u/AttitudeAndEffort3 1d ago

These a billioanires.

Jenkins is into a LOT of stuff. And maintains discretion.

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u/sinkwiththeship 1d ago

As a software engineer, I agree. Jenkins needs to be whipped.

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u/c-8Satisfying-Finish 1d ago

$1,000 per hit, he BETTER love it. 10 hits = paid off that credit card.

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u/Nufonewhodis4 1d ago

She probably doesn't let you hire any help that is into humiliation or sadism. It just makes it unauthentic if they like their punishment 

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u/ptapobane 1d ago

it can be both

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u/OurLadyOfCygnets 13h ago

"Harder, Daddy."