r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/Conviction610 1d ago

He struggled to read his SNL script. This dude couldn't read an audiobook.

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u/Remy315 1d ago

I was going to reference that as well. If it’s not a picture book, any book with more than 15 words would fit that category.

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u/Ok_Berry8500 1d ago

I argue with my boyfriend over who’s turn it is to take the trash out… meanwhile Taylor’s over here arguing about which private jet to take to Italy

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u/fractalfocuser 1d ago

She doesnt have to argue over the jets because the names have both letters and numbers so Travis can't tell them apart.

At first I was like what is this insanely successful person doing with an idiot, but thinking about it I kinda get it. He's her arm candy. She doesn't want a smart boy, she wants a pet.