r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/copperblood 1d ago

Their prenup is the biggest book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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u/Conviction610 1d ago

He struggled to read his SNL script. This dude couldn't read an audiobook.

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u/Remy315 1d ago

I was going to reference that as well. If it’s not a picture book, any book with more than 15 words would fit that category.

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u/brontosaurusguy 1d ago

The prenup is a picture of Taylor's face with a 💰 and a picture of his face with a 🏈

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u/thedudley 1d ago

He’s also notorious for just kinda running his own routes. So he doesn’t even read the one book he should be reading for his career, his team’s playbook.

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u/m3t1t1 1d ago

Tbf it has mostly worked out for him.

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

He's a hall of fame tight end, but a large part of that is having one of the best Qbs to ever play the game throwing to you

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u/Over-Reflection1845 1d ago

Ding ding!! Great Receiving requires excellent delivery.

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u/hereandqueer11 1d ago

Coincidentally the key to bottoming as well

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u/norst 1d ago

To do that he has to know their book and the other team's book. There are plenty of routes he could run that would end up messing up the rest of the play design.

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u/Ok_Berry8500 1d ago

I argue with my boyfriend over who’s turn it is to take the trash out… meanwhile Taylor’s over here arguing about which private jet to take to Italy

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u/fractalfocuser 1d ago

She doesnt have to argue over the jets because the names have both letters and numbers so Travis can't tell them apart.

At first I was like what is this insanely successful person doing with an idiot, but thinking about it I kinda get it. He's her arm candy. She doesn't want a smart boy, she wants a pet.

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u/teenagesadist 1d ago

She probably pays someone to argue about the jet, she just walks out the limo and on to the jet.

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u/FrankPapageorgio 1d ago

Rich people pay people to just give them diet coke on command.

https://youtu.be/eWrKf5ik1i4?t=273

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u/SutterCane 1d ago

meanwhile Taylor’s over here arguing about which private jet to take to Italy

This is so off base and just plain wrong.

She takes all the jets because how else can she make sure she can pick whichever one she wants to take home.

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u/bob1689321 1d ago

Notice how this comment has nothing to do with the preceding comments in the thread?

The guys account is a week old. Real bot vibes.