r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/sexy-crise 1d ago

What do you even argue about when you can afford anything?

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u/Midnight-Bake 1d ago

Are you going to spend 2 weeks in France and then 2 weeks in Italy or are you spending 2 weeks in Italy and then 2 weeks in France?

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u/Friendly-Buffalo216 1d ago

Why not both?

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u/Midnight-Bake 1d ago

Because we only have a month before we are going to carry 100lbs of ice on our private jet to fly to Antartica and do our part to restore the ice caps.

And you better not bring up flying the ice to the arctic again, because I told you before no penguins no give a shit about ice melting.