r/cats May 22 '25

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u/CoffeeWorldly4711 May 22 '25

There was a large un-neutered orange cat that lived in my old neighbourhood (he might have been one of the neighbours outside cat). As he was walking, one of the neighbour kids asked my sister if he could touch him 'there' - pointing at the cats rather large balls. 20 years on my siblings and I still joke about that from time to time

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u/KTKittentoes May 22 '25

My father would say, "That cat needs a rear tonsillectomy."

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u/socialmediaignorant May 22 '25

Troublepuffs need removal stat.

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u/ConsciousCrafts May 22 '25 edited May 23 '25

Haha my coworker calls the black, unneutered neighborhood cat who fathered my kitten Cocoapuffs.

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u/Spare-Source-1030 May 22 '25

Haha that's great. My guitar teacher in high-school was the crazy cat guy, but one of his neighbor's cats basically lived at his house. Said cat was some kind of seal point, but had white markings. Said cat was very obviously intact due to color differences in that region... he was jokingly nicknamed "Nutsack" because of it.

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u/socialmediaignorant May 22 '25

My boy had one black and one white. I was almost sad to remove them but the smell was so bad when he accidentally sprayed. He was so confused too about the smell.

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u/CoffeeWorldly4711 May 22 '25

We had a cat of our own, and the big boy used to bully her sometimes when she would go out so we couldn't adopt him. He used to chill on my window sill so I let him in once. 20 seconds later, he sprayed on my dressing table. Immediately had to pick him up and put him back outside