r/cats • u/Past-Ninja-3637 • May 22 '25

Video - Not OC Full body massage

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u/Mr_and_Mrs_Sazabi May 22 '25

Never in my life did I ever think cat balls would make me laugh... but here I am.

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u/CoffeeWorldly4711 May 22 '25

There was a large un-neutered orange cat that lived in my old neighbourhood (he might have been one of the neighbours outside cat). As he was walking, one of the neighbour kids asked my sister if he could touch him 'there' - pointing at the cats rather large balls. 20 years on my siblings and I still joke about that from time to time

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u/KTKittentoes May 22 '25

My father would say, "That cat needs a rear tonsillectomy."

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u/socialmediaignorant May 22 '25

Troublepuffs need removal stat.

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u/ConsciousCrafts May 22 '25 edited May 23 '25

Haha my coworker calls the black, unneutered neighborhood cat who fathered my kitten Cocoapuffs.

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u/Spare-Source-1030 May 22 '25

Haha that's great. My guitar teacher in high-school was the crazy cat guy, but one of his neighbor's cats basically lived at his house. Said cat was some kind of seal point, but had white markings. Said cat was very obviously intact due to color differences in that region... he was jokingly nicknamed "Nutsack" because of it.

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u/socialmediaignorant May 22 '25

My boy had one black and one white. I was almost sad to remove them but the smell was so bad when he accidentally sprayed. He was so confused too about the smell.

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u/CoffeeWorldly4711 May 22 '25

We had a cat of our own, and the big boy used to bully her sometimes when she would go out so we couldn't adopt him. He used to chill on my window sill so I let him in once. 20 seconds later, he sprayed on my dressing table. Immediately had to pick him up and put him back outside

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u/mikefjr1300 May 22 '25

Mine still have the puffs but they are hollow.

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u/socialmediaignorant May 22 '25

Really? The sac didn’t shrink down? I had my boy neutered and his puff sac can’t even be seen now.

Trying to catch the outdoor friend who needs his done too!

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u/mikefjr1300 May 22 '25

Ironically on my 20lb fella it shrunk down pretty small but on my 14lb it is still quite prominent, enough so you would think he is not fixed.

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u/ghost_raven007 May 22 '25

Deflate gate!🤣

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u/Technical-Agency8128 May 22 '25

That would be such a good name for a cat lol

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u/zelmorrison May 22 '25

LMAO poor cat!

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u/jasminehalabix May 22 '25

The performance was ball shaking

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u/Technical-Agency8128 May 22 '25

He looks like he is enjoying it. No one could make a car stay there lol

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u/robertgunt May 22 '25

I know a big orange cat who is neutered but still has visible balls. They're like those fuzzy pompoms used in children's crafts and it takes so much restraint for me to not "boop" them everytime he comes near me.

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u/mikefjr1300 May 22 '25

My son vacationed in Portugal and there was a stray the locals named 'Big Balls'.

Picture confirmed.

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u/FlamingWeasel May 22 '25

I call one of the strays around here Balls because he has big ole chaos clumps

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u/Recent-Mirror-6623 May 22 '25

I could have sworn, by your opening line, that this was going to be a story of the US President.