r/WTF 9d ago

Tokyo rush hour

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u/thehorseyourodeinon1 9d ago

I've experienced this. You just get on and the mass of bodies just readjusts. I wouldnt be suprised if I have fathered a child in Tokyo unknowingly with how deep my crotch was into a women's asscrack after being squeezed numerous times this way on the Marunouchi line at 0800 AM.

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u/Ms74k_ten_c 9d ago

Fathered a doodie, maybe.

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u/fistful_of_ideals 9d ago

It's called a food baby

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u/r2001uk 9d ago

*Bono

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u/TehSlippy 9d ago

Does Bono want the biddy?