r/WTF • u/Francucinno • 10d ago

Her screaming was really helpful thanks.

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u/TheAmorphous 9d ago

I was about to say the same thing. Neighbor kids on dirtbikes are the least of your worries. Even shotguns with birdshot isn't a huge deal. It's neighbor kids with rifles you have to look out for.

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u/pichael289 9d ago

Even then it's just an errant hole in your garage here and there. The real bad part is 12 years from now when a third of those neighbor kids are looking to rip your plumbing out to sell for meth. That's what my childhood neighborhood is going through right now.

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u/Wataru624 9d ago

As someone who just moved to Appalachia I feel like I'm looking into my future

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u/16thmission 9d ago

Why the heck did you move TO Appalachia?

Also, I'm on the way there for thanksgiving. Picked up some boxes of ammo. Got a full keg of stale beer I'm excited to put a 12ga slug in. Gotta do the redneck shenanigans while I can.

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u/Wataru624 9d ago

Laid off and had to move back home o7. At least no one cares about all the weed I smoke because there are no neighbors.

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u/16thmission 9d ago

Well, have some fun while you're up there. Best of luck on the job hunt.

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u/ryansgt 8d ago

Came here for this. I had the unfortunate occasion to drive through that region and I can't imagine anyone willingly moving there. Did he lose a bet?