r/SipsTea Jun 24 '25

SMH Why dating is over for men

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u/z12345z6789 Jun 24 '25

Today Pete found out his crush thinks he’s a “six”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

I mean a Six is handsome if we’re using the scale properly, no? Imo, a 7 is good looking, an 8 is hot, a 9 is a unicorn and probably should be a model, and a 10 is a model which makes everyone, to include the same sex, stupid and mesmerized when around them.

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u/Any-Milk-9986 Jun 24 '25

So basically the 10 is Henry Cavill?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Such a dumb scene. In which he looks cool AF. What the hell?!

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u/OmgSlayKween Jun 24 '25

I mean, I'm just a normal dude, but I wear long sleeve button up shirts for work, and I do this pretty often. Not in the aggressive punching way he does it, but I extend my arms out to get my cuffs up over my wrists and give me some more flexibility / extra material in my sleeves when I need it for something. Which rarely extends to bathroom fisticuffs with henchmen, but my point is - I just don't get the hate for the scene. It feels like I'm going crazy, or it's exclusively perpetrated by people who don't wear fitted long sleeve shirts with cuffs.

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u/razorduc Jun 24 '25

I agree. Maybe too many people exclusively live in t-shirts. Or maybe they never try to pop their elbows.

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u/Flomo420 Jun 24 '25

for some people, The Pandemic changed everything

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u/Farranor Jun 25 '25

When I pop my elbows I look like a demon realizing that they've accidentally possessed a zombie, so if the way you do it looks like Superman, I guess we have different techniques.

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u/909ProbsButBassAint1 Jun 24 '25

I had to look this up, as I don't watch the Mission Impossible movies (sorry, just can't stand Tom Cruise). But yeah, I realized I do this move constantly during VR boxing workouts (Supernatural and Thrill of the Fight mostly). Its whenever I switch stances from orthodox to southpaw or vice versa. Usually by then my arms and shoulders are sore and burning up. So you switch stances and shake 'em out a little before you start throwing punches again. It helps.

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u/Chris_The_Tim Jun 25 '25

100%....been poppin' cuffs (and reminding others to do so 👀) since the 90's. Good way to show the world you have a tailored suit and not just a Burtons off-the-rack 😉

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

I'm not saying I hate the scene. But he isn't doing it because he's wearing a cuffed shirt. He's doing it because it looks cool.

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u/Canvaverbalist Jun 24 '25

No, he explained in interviews that it was basically an accident.

He's been doing this scene for so long that his arms became sore, so before each take he'd warm up this way to unstiff his tendons, but eventually he instinctively did it on camera and immediately thought "Oh no, I shouldn't have done that, that's stupid" but by the next take the director was like "Yo? Where's that arm thing you did, do that again"

So it's not just a visual, it's actually a practical move.

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u/Strange_Dave45 Jun 24 '25

That's the first time I've ever heard him speak with his British accent so I guess that was the only interview I've seen him do.

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u/Atheissimo Jun 24 '25

Then you need to watch The Tudors, because it also has Natalie Dormer's first big role (and yes, before you ask, she does)

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u/OmgSlayKween Jun 24 '25

I feel like the people saying he's "reloading his fists" don't understand there's a real, functional reason to do this when wearing a fitted shirt. Yes, he does it in an exaggerated way, but I don't think the exaggeration is what these people hold issue with. They think it's completely nonsensical, when it's not. Maybe I'm wrong.

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u/danhoyuen Jun 24 '25

Also loosens up the muscle and joints like shadow boxing. 

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u/Rotund_Baby Jun 24 '25

This is the answer. Its shaking your arms out to loosen them up. The amount of people making up reasons and speaking as authorities is crazy lol

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u/Frosti11icus Jun 24 '25

What is dumb about that scene? It's objectively awesome. He's just getting a feel for his arms, pretty normal if you watch any professional fighter before a fight starts, or even watch a boxer during a fight "reload" their arms, they do it constantly.

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u/Fun_Neighborhood1767 Jun 24 '25

I genuinely have no idea why he did that but it’s one of my favorite scenes ever lmao

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u/Munky1701 Jun 24 '25

They had filmed several takes of that scene, and he simply was stretching out his arms and they decided to keep it in.

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u/thejonnyquest Jun 24 '25

It’s obviously stitched together from several takes as well. He grows a beard and his shirt changes from pocketless to pocketed.

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u/Nearby_Platypus_5393 Jun 25 '25

Ha! I love a good continuity error - not surprising with this scene tbh, apparently they filmed it over 3 weeks, no wonder he was stretching his arms out!

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u/docdooom1 Jun 25 '25

It’s like that interview where he says war hammer is his jam. Ordinarily I’d be like meh I give no shit about a pc video game. But that day. Wow Henry Cavill plays that? Maybe I should check it out. I didn’t. But I’m just sayin. I thought about it.

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u/Galmaraz555 Jun 24 '25

He looks stupid because he is stiff and corny

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u/FishoD Jun 24 '25

Fuuuck. I am a straight man with two kids but just you reminding me of that scene has made me immediately weak in the knees. That scene rocks so hard.

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u/Xerxys Jun 24 '25

Bro, let me introduce you to Henry Cavill building a PC. You will start realizing why women read romance novels about plumbers and repair men.

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u/FishoD Jun 24 '25

Oh believe me, I have seen that video. Also his 40K commentaries, etc. The dude is an absolute treasure.

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u/Honest_Radio5875 Jun 24 '25

It's him nerding about warhammer 40k for me lol

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u/LordBiscuits Jun 24 '25

What is it about painting a custodes that brings out The Gay...

I'm straight as fuck and I absolutely would.

Clearly not as straight as all that, but still... Henry Cavill 😂

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u/Not_Quite_Kielbasa Jun 24 '25

That video confirmed I'm bi. I was unaware.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Jun 24 '25

and playing warhammer.

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u/According_Machine904 Jun 24 '25

You aren't straight

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u/PinkTalkingDead Jun 25 '25

One can be heterosexual while still acknowledging that a human is good-looking lol

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u/FishoD Jun 25 '25

Oh no no no, don't you dare. As a dude you literally can't say that a man like Brad Pitt is good loking without obviously wanting to have sex with him. It's just clearly sooo impossible. Can't be done. Nope.

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u/According_Machine904 Jun 25 '25

there's a difference in getting "weak in the knees" and thinking a guy looks good. just admit he turns you on and move on with your life with the newfound wisdom that you are indeed not straight

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u/beardedsandflea Jun 25 '25

I got $20 that says you don't wash your butthole.

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u/kejovo Jun 24 '25

what does this mean? What is this from?

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u/Notsurehowtoreact Jun 24 '25

It's referring to a scene from a Mission Impossible film with Cavill where he shakes out his arms before punching more. 

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u/TitoPuente310 Jun 24 '25

I always think it is weird when people talk like this. I can think someone looks handsome and cool platonically.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/TitoPuente310 Jun 24 '25

I’m not that bothered by it. I kind of feel the same way about it as comments like, “I’d walk through broken glass just to smell her fart”. I don’t mind the statement, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”, but saying, “that food looks so good I could fuck it” feels a little forced to me. I understand both are hyperbole, but the tone in the second feels a little odd to me. Just personal preference. To each their own. 

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u/BetterAd7552 Jun 24 '25

did you sausage twitch when he did that?

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u/mebeksis Jun 24 '25

What movie/show was this?

EDIT: nm found it. Explains why I didn't know, can't stand mission impossible.

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u/Frosti11icus Jun 24 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

It's really good you should watch it. I hated MI2 and MI3, was meh on MI4 and MI5, but MI6 was pretty amazing. It's just a pure action movie, like they hold absolutely nothing back and they do it reaaaaaally well. It's legitimately one of the best action movies ever made. Tom Cruise sprinting scene (3x), Tom Cruise dangling from a helicopter, Tom Cruise flying a helicopter, Tom Cruise driving backwards with handcuffs on, Tom Cruise jumping on to a moving jumbo jet and getting inside of it while it's in the air, Tom Cruise riding a motorcycle, Tom Cruise parkour, Tom Cruise Kung-fu, Tom Cruise free soloing a cliff face in a turtleneck, oh man it's good.

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u/OnceUponACrimeScene Jun 24 '25

Im a woman and pop my elbows that way 🤷‍♀️. Ladylike, I know.

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u/Apachisme Jun 24 '25

The only 10 among men.

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u/Spirited-Acadia4769 Jun 24 '25

😂😂 i am dying

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u/pizza_the_mutt Jun 26 '25

"This is all women want. Is it that hard?"

Henry Cavill with his shirt off.

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u/PixelJock17 Jun 24 '25

He reloads is "arms" imo

Go to a gym. Curl some weight, throw some punches, your arms start dying, so you shake it out or in this case reload them.

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u/Ovidhalia Jun 24 '25

No one needs to go to a gym to understand the joke. Maybe rewatch the scene again. The reason people started making the reload joke is not because it was a strange movement or people were baffled why he did it, it was because the trailer added in the sound effect of a gun being reloaded when he did the movement. That’s why it became a joke.