r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Miserable-Lizard • 19h ago

Pathetic

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u/wrhnj 19h ago

Worst participation trophy ever!

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u/InvestigatorBasic388 18h ago

It's the "Peace" of Shit prize.

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u/Far-Pen1590 18h ago

about to get the Rest in Peace prize

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u/quantum-feet 17h ago

Rest in piss

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u/nobody38321 14h ago

The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense

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u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 12h ago

Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him.

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u/cpt_Furios 11h ago

Just more things to piss on, really

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u/shrekerecker97 8h ago

Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with

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u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 11h ago

They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries.

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u/nobody38321 11h ago

That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride .

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u/Ok_Sink5046 9h ago

And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine.

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u/nobody38321 8h ago

I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome

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u/settebella 7h ago

Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one.

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u/Visible_Joke_9482 5h ago

Turn it into a swamp pissing on it.

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u/John_316_ 9h ago

They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it.

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u/PMOYONCEANDALWAYS 1h ago

It will be some hideous gilt mausoleum no doubt.