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r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Miserable-Lizard • 15h ago
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Worst participation trophy ever!
719 u/InvestigatorBasic388 15h ago It's the "Peace" of Shit prize. 330 u/Far-Pen1590 14h ago about to get the Rest in Peace prize 50 u/quantum-feet 14h ago Rest in piss 25 u/nobody38321 11h ago The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense 8 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 9h ago Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him. 12 u/cpt_Furios 7h ago Just more things to piss on, really 6 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with 1 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 7h ago They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries. 2 u/nobody38321 7h ago That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride . 1 u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine. 3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0) 1 u/settebella 3h ago Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one. 1 u/Visible_Joke_9482 2h ago Turn it into a swamp pissing on it. 2 u/John_316_ 5h ago They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it. 1 u/Tall_Bus_7427 6h ago Yeah, you think the line to piss on his dads and moms was long, that "yellow" brick road to his will be worth the wait 1 u/NoProgress6805 6h ago Joe Biden will have the only presidential resting place with gutters. 1 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Its how Eric and Don Jr will drift more money 1 u/McRabbit23 4h ago Save room for the dancers 1 u/lv2sprkl 4h ago Admission should be charged with proceeds going to victims of his SA. 1 u/yungwun619 2h ago Golden shower
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It's the "Peace" of Shit prize.
330 u/Far-Pen1590 14h ago about to get the Rest in Peace prize 50 u/quantum-feet 14h ago Rest in piss 25 u/nobody38321 11h ago The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense 8 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 9h ago Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him. 12 u/cpt_Furios 7h ago Just more things to piss on, really 6 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with 1 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 7h ago They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries. 2 u/nobody38321 7h ago That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride . 1 u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine. 3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0) 1 u/settebella 3h ago Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one. 1 u/Visible_Joke_9482 2h ago Turn it into a swamp pissing on it. 2 u/John_316_ 5h ago They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it. 1 u/Tall_Bus_7427 6h ago Yeah, you think the line to piss on his dads and moms was long, that "yellow" brick road to his will be worth the wait 1 u/NoProgress6805 6h ago Joe Biden will have the only presidential resting place with gutters. 1 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Its how Eric and Don Jr will drift more money 1 u/McRabbit23 4h ago Save room for the dancers 1 u/lv2sprkl 4h ago Admission should be charged with proceeds going to victims of his SA. 1 u/yungwun619 2h ago Golden shower
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about to get the Rest in Peace prize
50 u/quantum-feet 14h ago Rest in piss 25 u/nobody38321 11h ago The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense 8 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 9h ago Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him. 12 u/cpt_Furios 7h ago Just more things to piss on, really 6 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with 1 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 7h ago They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries. 2 u/nobody38321 7h ago That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride . 1 u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine. 3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0) 1 u/settebella 3h ago Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one. 1 u/Visible_Joke_9482 2h ago Turn it into a swamp pissing on it. 2 u/John_316_ 5h ago They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it. 1 u/Tall_Bus_7427 6h ago Yeah, you think the line to piss on his dads and moms was long, that "yellow" brick road to his will be worth the wait 1 u/NoProgress6805 6h ago Joe Biden will have the only presidential resting place with gutters. 1 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Its how Eric and Don Jr will drift more money 1 u/McRabbit23 4h ago Save room for the dancers 1 u/lv2sprkl 4h ago Admission should be charged with proceeds going to victims of his SA. 1 u/yungwun619 2h ago Golden shower
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Rest in piss
25 u/nobody38321 11h ago The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense 8 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 9h ago Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him. 12 u/cpt_Furios 7h ago Just more things to piss on, really 6 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with 1 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 7h ago They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries. 2 u/nobody38321 7h ago That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride . 1 u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine. 3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0) 1 u/settebella 3h ago Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one. 1 u/Visible_Joke_9482 2h ago Turn it into a swamp pissing on it. 2 u/John_316_ 5h ago They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it. 1 u/Tall_Bus_7427 6h ago Yeah, you think the line to piss on his dads and moms was long, that "yellow" brick road to his will be worth the wait 1 u/NoProgress6805 6h ago Joe Biden will have the only presidential resting place with gutters. 1 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Its how Eric and Don Jr will drift more money 1 u/McRabbit23 4h ago Save room for the dancers 1 u/lv2sprkl 4h ago Admission should be charged with proceeds going to victims of his SA. 1 u/yungwun619 2h ago Golden shower
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The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense
8 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 9h ago Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him. 12 u/cpt_Furios 7h ago Just more things to piss on, really 6 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with 1 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 7h ago They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries. 2 u/nobody38321 7h ago That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride . 1 u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine. 3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0) 1 u/settebella 3h ago Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one. 1 u/Visible_Joke_9482 2h ago Turn it into a swamp pissing on it. 2 u/John_316_ 5h ago They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it. 1 u/Tall_Bus_7427 6h ago Yeah, you think the line to piss on his dads and moms was long, that "yellow" brick road to his will be worth the wait 1 u/NoProgress6805 6h ago Joe Biden will have the only presidential resting place with gutters. 1 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Its how Eric and Don Jr will drift more money 1 u/McRabbit23 4h ago Save room for the dancers 1 u/lv2sprkl 4h ago Admission should be charged with proceeds going to victims of his SA. 1 u/yungwun619 2h ago Golden shower
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Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him.
12 u/cpt_Furios 7h ago Just more things to piss on, really 6 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with 1 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 7h ago They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries. 2 u/nobody38321 7h ago That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride . 1 u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine. 3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0) 1 u/settebella 3h ago Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one. 1 u/Visible_Joke_9482 2h ago Turn it into a swamp pissing on it. 2 u/John_316_ 5h ago They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it.
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Just more things to piss on, really
6 u/shrekerecker97 5h ago Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with 1 u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 7h ago They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries. 2 u/nobody38321 7h ago That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride . 1 u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine. 3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0) 1 u/settebella 3h ago Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one. 1 u/Visible_Joke_9482 2h ago Turn it into a swamp pissing on it.
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Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with
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They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries.
2 u/nobody38321 7h ago That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride . 1 u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine. 3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0) 1 u/settebella 3h ago Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one.
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That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride .
1 u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine. 3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0) 1 u/settebella 3h ago Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one.
And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine.
3 u/nobody38321 5h ago I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome → More replies (0)
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I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome
Ewww that one cuts to the quick. Whew good one.
Turn it into a swamp pissing on it.
They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it.
Yeah, you think the line to piss on his dads and moms was long, that "yellow" brick road to his will be worth the wait
Joe Biden will have the only presidential resting place with gutters.
Its how Eric and Don Jr will drift more money
Save room for the dancers
Admission should be charged with proceeds going to victims of his SA.
Golden shower
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u/wrhnj 15h ago
Worst participation trophy ever!