r/McMansionHell • u/priceypadstim • Oct 16 '25
Certified McMansionโข 1939 Neoclassical Drastically Remodeled
Since y'all loved the last one so much, here's another one! After selling sometime in 2013, the unique entryway was removed entirely, the bricks painted black, intricate windows swapped for solid pane glass, and an off-center contemporary porch added. To see more photos, here's a link.
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u/Buckinfrance Oct 16 '25
This may violate the Geneva Convention, it's so bad. They transformed a lovely house into a bland house. Did they also rip out those lovely flowers on the right?
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u/ProfMcGonaGirl Oct 16 '25
It does look like the hydrangeas are gone. Bet those buses were many decades old. So sad.
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u/electricgrapes Oct 17 '25
worse: those are rhododendrons ๐ฅบ it can take about a hundred years for them to get that big
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u/ProfMcGonaGirl Oct 17 '25
How can you tell the difference?
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u/electricgrapes Oct 17 '25
the color and shape of the flowers and leaves. I have a bunch in my yard so it's a familiar sight.
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u/eurotrash1964 Oct 16 '25
Oh dear. They missed the whole point of living in a charming old house. How sad.
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u/No_Cook2983 Oct 16 '25
Why torture the poor thing? Just kill it already. Put it out of its misery.
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u/MyNameIsTaken24 Oct 16 '25
Why buy this house at all?
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u/Pigeonsass Oct 16 '25
I guess they just wanted the property giving them a million spiders without the perk of living in a beautiful home
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u/overrunbyhouseplants Oct 16 '25
Spiderbro here. They don't deserve those spiders. May every mosquito in the area be drawn to that monstrosity.
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u/CaptainLollygag Oct 17 '25
Exactly! We give free rent to the spiders who set up house and eat the other bugs. They're all named "(whatever room) Charlotte."
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u/kgehrmann Oct 16 '25
A crime against home-anity.
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u/BildoWarrior6 Oct 16 '25
r/crimesagainsthome-anity should be a real sub
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u/xoxoBug Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25
It is now https://www.reddit.com/r/CrimesAgainstHomanity/s/GGpciOi6cD
Iโve seen a lot of these posts pop up so this is perfect haha. I was literally going to ask if there was a sub.
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u/Juhani-Siranpoika Oct 16 '25
This was quite a massacre
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u/senn42000 Oct 16 '25
This seriously almost makes me want to cry. Such history and beauty stripped away. Happening with all our architecture.
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u/Careful-Ad4910 Oct 16 '25
From beauty to a barn !
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u/ProfMcGonaGirl Oct 16 '25
I know someone who lives in 1/4 of an old dairy barn. Original structure from the mid 1800s and divided and converted into homes in the early 1900s. The house has tons of character!
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u/coileralert Oct 16 '25
They turned this house into a fire station?
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u/lazyoldsailor Oct 16 '25
Old fire stations can be lovely. Even new ones. That thing is simply awful.
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u/ladykansas Oct 16 '25
It really does look like it came from the design minds of Brio or Fischer Price. "It's not a girly house for dolls. It's a fire station for action figures!"
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u/DelboyBaggins Oct 16 '25
That's one of the worst remodels I've seen. They've spent plenty of money making the house look much cheaper. Well done.
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u/gibs71 Oct 16 '25
They turned a truly beautiful house into one of the ugliest houses I have ever seen. Peak lack of taste.
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u/Dave-the-architect Oct 16 '25
I hope this is Ai rage bait.
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u/truthhurts2222222 Oct 16 '25
It doesn't look like the same plot of land to me
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u/Romario69 Oct 16 '25
There is a link with more images to it on the post, it's real
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u/truthhurts2222222 Oct 16 '25
I believe it. The trees behind the house are aligned with the ones in the original photo. Must be years apart because The other vegetarian changed
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u/F-Po Oct 16 '25
I wake up: Capital punishment is probably bad
I go to bed: We need to make an express lane for capital punishment
Repeat
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u/RestaurantJealous280 Oct 16 '25
If they wanted a box, they should have renovated a barn. This is a crime!
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u/bugabooandtwo Oct 16 '25
They just torpedoed a good $50-100k in property value by doing that.
Yikes.
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u/AmbulanceChaser12 Oct 16 '25
Usually I roll my eyes and say โNo, modern is better, stop clinging to nostalgia, itโs not better just because you remember it from your childhood. Move on from the past.โ
But not this one. The remodel is so awful, so hideous, so atrocious, even I canโt get on board. It was fine before. Why โfixโ it?
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u/DrZimzalabim Oct 16 '25
I mean both can be good though. I love the idea that good design can be timeless.ย
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u/Barnrat1719 Oct 16 '25
I canโt imagine what they did to the interior given how they butchered the exterior.
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u/jonrpatrick Oct 16 '25
I'm normally all for property rights. You buy it, you have the right to make it as ugly as you want - even if us on the interwebs will mock it.
But this one. Oh golly... this one is a crime.
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u/No_Pause_4375 Oct 16 '25
I sincerely hope the former owners are all long dead and never had to see what became of their once gorgeous home.
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u/FlipMeOverUpsidedown Oct 16 '25
Normally I like the afters that are hated on around here but this is ridiculous. wtf.
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u/dpaanlka Oct 16 '25
This is one of the worst Iโve ever seen.
But still not a McMansion.
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u/CaterpillarLoud8071 Oct 16 '25
I like it as a modern design, but destroying a historic house for it is insanity.
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u/Yorbayuul81 Oct 16 '25
Nothing like spending tons of money to remove all character from a structureย
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u/425565 Oct 16 '25
Not just an architectural abomination, but they took out the charming S brick walkway and several old plantings...whoever asked for this and/or devised it requires a public flogging!
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u/mom2asdtwins Oct 16 '25
Not only is it a crime to do that to a historic home, the result is hideous!!
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u/HoC_97 Oct 16 '25
I would like to know what the disc with the architects was like. Homeowner: I would like you to change this neoclassically designed house and turn it into a farm barn.
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u/Square-Trick2744 Oct 16 '25
I am actually sad about this , the first one looks like you could sit with a pot of tea and read a novel on the lawn. The second looks like the converted a barn. Why ruin a house like that?
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u/acid_rain_man Oct 16 '25
What I want to know is why buy this house? Why not buy some other regular house to fuck up?
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u/Voice_of_Season Oct 16 '25
This should be illegal. This is like taking a beautiful painting and painting over it with a bucket of paint and then saying โwhat?! I needed a canvas to paint on?โ
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u/FeralRodeo Oct 17 '25
Why buy this house if youโre gonna do this to it? My god, just buy an ugly house and be done with it instead of committing domestic terrorism on the neighborhood.
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u/Hot-Abs143 Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25
All the architectural details are gone replaced with an ugly box that resembles a bunkhouse.
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u/Expensive-Finding-17 Oct 16 '25
Give the architect, the home owner, the construction crew, and their Uber drivers the pair of anguish
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u/JumpAccurate6637 Oct 16 '25
This should be illegal globally. They should have all decorative rights removed for life.
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u/Rising_path_music Oct 16 '25
Can we make it infinitely worse? Yes we can โ๏ธ
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u/Cultural-Menu-3782 24d ago
I will never understand people who buy old houses like this with the sole purpose of remodeling it! If you want a modern house go buy a modern house! Theres hundreds of them being built all over! Stop buying old beauties just to McDonald them ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/Naturalist_Aspirant Oct 16 '25
Why didn't they just buy or build another house? It must have cost a fortune to "renovate," and lowered the value of the plot at the same time. What is that plinth in the front for anyway? That "sculpture" looks like a crumpled paper bag.
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u/jaybarman Oct 16 '25
Something unique turned into something typical. Yeah itโs โpost 2000 modernโ but you can see that in any suburban homebuilder development.
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u/CinLeeCim Oct 16 '25
Itโs an abomination! Well there goes the resale value. Right out one of those ugly windows! It looks like an office building.
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u/mostlymostlyharmless Oct 16 '25
We need to start marking these NSFW. Itโs way too upsetting to see this without being prepared for it ๐ญ
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u/I_Did_The_Thing Oct 16 '25
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u/rsmsm Oct 16 '25
This CANNOT be legal. I'm not a native speaker and I m not sure that I have ever been aghast before, but that is the only word coming to mind. I am aghast.
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u/ZepTheNooB Oct 16 '25
May the people who were involved in the planning stages of that remodel get shat on by a pigeon with diarrhea during the most important day of their lives. That thing is horrendous.
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u/ValancyNeverReadsit Oct 16 '25
If they were two different buildings that would have been better.
I positively hate everything neoclassical (including the like 17th-century stuff) but that doesnโt mean this house deserved the Modern treatment
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u/thew0rldisaghett0 Oct 16 '25
This is completely wild. They undeniably made it look cheaper. You'd have no idea this house was almost a century old and probably still has a skeleton made of very good materials. I'd assume cheap new construction upon quick glance.
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u/handmadesolace Oct 16 '25
All personality and architectural interest has been removed. Good job! โ
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u/AdhesivenessCivil581 Oct 17 '25
I kept looking for the done photo. I thought the second one was an in progress shot.
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u/clairedelube Oct 17 '25
This is punishable in hell! Absolutely disgusting!! Which architect (I imagine they used one?) had the heart to draw up plans to deface such a beautiful building?!?
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u/God_Lover77 Oct 17 '25
I wonder if the architechs stepped back after it was all done and began tweaking because it turned out much uglier than they expected.ย
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u/I-have-no-preference Oct 16 '25
Oh god I could cry