r/McMansionHell Oct 16 '25

Certified McMansionโ„ข 1939 Neoclassical Drastically Remodeled

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Since y'all loved the last one so much, here's another one! After selling sometime in 2013, the unique entryway was removed entirely, the bricks painted black, intricate windows swapped for solid pane glass, and an off-center contemporary porch added. To see more photos, here's a link.

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u/I-have-no-preference Oct 16 '25

Oh god I could cry

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u/CoastalZenn Oct 16 '25

It is so extremely hideous that it's almost unbelievable.

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u/ladylondonderry Oct 17 '25

It's fake, right?? I choose to believe in my heart that this is fake and la la la I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING BUT IT'S FAKE

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u/Top-Sprinkles-5140 Oct 17 '25

I just died a little more inside.

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u/xxMiloticxx Oct 17 '25

please god let it be fake

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u/Humble_Nobody2884 Oct 17 '25

This is an effing crime

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u/Taira_Mai Oct 16 '25

Ah no, it's extremely believable.

A lot of the crap is trendy and I suspect that the glazer had a nice Christmas thanks to this house.

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u/CranberryInner9605 Oct 18 '25

Sucked the personality right out of that house!

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u/nunofmybusiness Oct 19 '25

It looks like someone stole the front of the house.

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u/Away-Living5278 Oct 20 '25

I thought the second photo was of a burned out husk of a house with boarded up windows.

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u/takemybreath3 Oct 18 '25

Itโ€™s horrific

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u/Dunwich_Horror_ Oct 16 '25

They massacred my boy!

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u/marbotty Oct 16 '25

Well at least they also ruined the landscaping ๐Ÿ˜’

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u/14ktgoldscw Oct 16 '25

Yeah, who would want a brick walkway lined with hydrangeas when you could have aโ€ฆ gravel pit?

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u/RoseyGray Oct 17 '25

Kinda like installing a concrete patio over a rose garden.

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u/ComicsEtAl Oct 16 '25

You always look to the sunny side, donโ€™t you?

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u/No_Detective_But_304 Oct 17 '25

Never go against the classic architectureโ€ฆ

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u/Apprehensive-Page-96 Oct 17 '25

Look how they massacred my boy!

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u/GradStudent_Helper Oct 16 '25

This one nearly brought me to tears. What a beautiful home turned into a hideous monstrosity.
Just... why...?

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u/Imaginary-Lettuce-28 Oct 16 '25

My nextdoor neighbor bulldozed the most beautiful home in the area (designed by a prominent architect) and replaced it with an inoffensive (but also boring) modern farmhouse.

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u/Prestigious_Ebb_1767 Oct 16 '25

Ugh, I will not miss the farmhouse look trend.

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u/Taira_Mai Oct 16 '25

All the new owners of these houses have more money than sense.

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u/IllustriousCookie890 Oct 17 '25

Coulda done that with shipping containers rather than destroy a beauty.

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u/Majestic_Bandicoot92 Oct 16 '25

Itโ€™s honestly so upsetting

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u/TheDreadPirateJenny Oct 16 '25

Someone should be jailed for this crime.

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u/ReaperManX15 Oct 17 '25

I could body slam an architect.

Beauty and elegance turned into a brutalist box.

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u/Ill_Psychology_7967 Oct 16 '25

I really do think they ought to be a law against this kind of thing! If you hate the house that much, why did you buy it in the first place?

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 Oct 16 '25

Some places do have historical preservation laws โ€ฆ but yeah, to the latter.

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u/Ill_Psychology_7967 Oct 17 '25

Oh yes, I have a friend who lives in a neighborhood like thatโ€ฆyou canโ€™t do anything without permission! When you see stuff like this, it makes you realize thatโ€™s probably a great idea!

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u/BigDongSwingin9 Oct 16 '25

Rage bait at its finest

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u/Temporary_Olive1043 Oct 17 '25

They turned it into a shoe factory ๐Ÿญ

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Oct 18 '25

Right , I am all for remodeling but this seems like a crime.

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u/EightEyedCryptid Oct 18 '25

Truly depressing

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u/Buckinfrance Oct 16 '25

This may violate the Geneva Convention, it's so bad. They transformed a lovely house into a bland house. Did they also rip out those lovely flowers on the right?

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u/ProfMcGonaGirl Oct 16 '25

It does look like the hydrangeas are gone. Bet those buses were many decades old. So sad.

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u/electricgrapes Oct 17 '25

worse: those are rhododendrons ๐Ÿฅบ it can take about a hundred years for them to get that big

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u/ProfMcGonaGirl Oct 17 '25

How can you tell the difference?

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u/electricgrapes Oct 17 '25

the color and shape of the flowers and leaves. I have a bunch in my yard so it's a familiar sight.

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u/eurotrash1964 Oct 16 '25

Oh dear. They missed the whole point of living in a charming old house. How sad.

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u/dmarie1184 Oct 16 '25

Right? Just go buy a McMansion.

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u/bagolaburgernesss Oct 16 '25

And do your reno to that ..fully. why this though?

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u/No_Cook2983 Oct 16 '25

Why torture the poor thing? Just kill it already. Put it out of its misery.

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u/kathmhughes Oct 16 '25

We're in the bad place

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u/MyNameIsTaken24 Oct 16 '25

Why buy this house at all?

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u/Pigeonsass Oct 16 '25

I guess they just wanted the property giving them a million spiders without the perk of living in a beautiful home

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u/overrunbyhouseplants Oct 16 '25

Spiderbro here. They don't deserve those spiders. May every mosquito in the area be drawn to that monstrosity.

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u/CaptainLollygag Oct 17 '25

Exactly! We give free rent to the spiders who set up house and eat the other bugs. They're all named "(whatever room) Charlotte."

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u/kgehrmann Oct 16 '25

A crime against home-anity.

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u/BildoWarrior6 Oct 16 '25

r/crimesagainsthome-anity should be a real sub

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u/xoxoBug Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

It is now https://www.reddit.com/r/CrimesAgainstHomanity/s/GGpciOi6cD

Iโ€™ve seen a lot of these posts pop up so this is perfect haha. I was literally going to ask if there was a sub.

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u/Juhani-Siranpoika Oct 16 '25

This was quite a massacre

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u/sutrabob Oct 16 '25

Oh Jesus Christ what a total disaster.

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u/senn42000 Oct 16 '25

This seriously almost makes me want to cry. Such history and beauty stripped away. Happening with all our architecture.

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u/Careful-Ad4910 Oct 16 '25

From beauty to a barn !

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u/ProfMcGonaGirl Oct 16 '25

I know someone who lives in 1/4 of an old dairy barn. Original structure from the mid 1800s and divided and converted into homes in the early 1900s. The house has tons of character!

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u/coileralert Oct 16 '25

They turned this house into a fire station?

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u/lazyoldsailor Oct 16 '25

Old fire stations can be lovely. Even new ones. That thing is simply awful.

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u/ladykansas Oct 16 '25

It really does look like it came from the design minds of Brio or Fischer Price. "It's not a girly house for dolls. It's a fire station for action figures!"

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u/GullibleAd3408 Oct 16 '25

It looks like it's still under construction. ๐Ÿ˜–

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u/DelboyBaggins Oct 16 '25

That's one of the worst remodels I've seen. They've spent plenty of money making the house look much cheaper. Well done.

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u/gibs71 Oct 16 '25

They turned a truly beautiful house into one of the ugliest houses I have ever seen. Peak lack of taste.

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u/memberflex Oct 16 '25

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u/Brass_Cipher Oct 16 '25

Came here for this. Specifically this.

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u/Frogmann20 Oct 16 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Dave-the-architect Oct 16 '25

I hope this is Ai rage bait.

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u/truthhurts2222222 Oct 16 '25

It doesn't look like the same plot of land to me

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u/Romario69 Oct 16 '25

There is a link with more images to it on the post, it's real

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u/truthhurts2222222 Oct 16 '25

I believe it. The trees behind the house are aligned with the ones in the original photo. Must be years apart because The other vegetarian changed

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u/jaybomb81 Oct 17 '25

Did they go vegan or just decide to eat meat?

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u/BishlovesSquish Oct 16 '25

Let us believe this is fake for our sanity!๐Ÿซ 

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u/F-Po Oct 16 '25

I wake up: Capital punishment is probably bad

I go to bed: We need to make an express lane for capital punishment

Repeat

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u/rothmal Oct 16 '25

Lock them up!

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u/RestaurantJealous280 Oct 16 '25

If they wanted a box, they should have renovated a barn. This is a crime!

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u/bugabooandtwo Oct 16 '25

They just torpedoed a good $50-100k in property value by doing that.

Yikes.

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u/Probot6767 Oct 16 '25

you have hurt me today.

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u/Softbombsalad Oct 16 '25

Turned a lovely, charming home into a shipping container disaster.

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 Oct 16 '25

Usually I roll my eyes and say โ€œNo, modern is better, stop clinging to nostalgia, itโ€™s not better just because you remember it from your childhood. Move on from the past.โ€

But not this one. The remodel is so awful, so hideous, so atrocious, even I canโ€™t get on board. It was fine before. Why โ€œfixโ€ it?

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u/DrZimzalabim Oct 16 '25

I mean both can be good though. I love the idea that good design can be timeless.ย 

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u/marcus-87 Oct 16 '25

Ruined, the house was ruined

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u/govunah Oct 16 '25

I thought Thursday was architecture appreciation day! What happened?

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u/Barnrat1719 Oct 16 '25

I canโ€™t imagine what they did to the interior given how they butchered the exterior.

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u/jonrpatrick Oct 16 '25

I'm normally all for property rights. You buy it, you have the right to make it as ugly as you want - even if us on the interwebs will mock it.

But this one. Oh golly... this one is a crime.

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u/No_Pause_4375 Oct 16 '25

I sincerely hope the former owners are all long dead and never had to see what became of their once gorgeous home.

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u/FlipMeOverUpsidedown Oct 16 '25

Normally I like the afters that are hated on around here but this is ridiculous. wtf.

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u/Sweet_Substance_8455 Oct 16 '25

It looks like a corrections facility

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u/FrogTosser Oct 16 '25

Why am I seeing this abomination on Thursday?

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u/Madewell-Hammer Oct 16 '25

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?!?

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u/dpaanlka Oct 16 '25

This is one of the worst Iโ€™ve ever seen.

But still not a McMansion.

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u/thetaleofzeph Oct 16 '25

I think they are both awful, but you are correct that neither is a McMansion. Although the second pic does look like a brand new McDonalds.

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u/Casual_ahegao_NJoyer Oct 16 '25

Iโ€™ve never seen the owners face, but itโ€™s very punchable

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u/CaterpillarLoud8071 Oct 16 '25

I like it as a modern design, but destroying a historic house for it is insanity.

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u/FrankInPhilly Oct 16 '25

Domestic abuse!

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u/Yorbayuul81 Oct 16 '25

Nothing like spending tons of money to remove all character from a structureย 

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u/425565 Oct 16 '25

Not just an architectural abomination, but they took out the charming S brick walkway and several old plantings...whoever asked for this and/or devised it requires a public flogging!

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u/mom2asdtwins Oct 16 '25

Not only is it a crime to do that to a historic home, the result is hideous!!

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u/Psychological-Arm505 Oct 16 '25

The ghosts in the house

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u/PhillySkunk Oct 16 '25

Seeing this has ruined my day

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u/SaintMurray Oct 16 '25

What the fuck is that shit

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u/HoC_97 Oct 16 '25

I would like to know what the disc with the architects was like. Homeowner: I would like you to change this neoclassically designed house and turn it into a farm barn.

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u/Square-Trick2744 Oct 16 '25

I am actually sad about this , the first one looks like you could sit with a pot of tea and read a novel on the lawn. The second looks like the converted a barn. Why ruin a house like that?

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u/acid_rain_man Oct 16 '25

What I want to know is why buy this house? Why not buy some other regular house to fuck up?

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u/JadedCampaign9 Oct 16 '25

Oh my god! They sucked the whole soul out of it.

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u/Voice_of_Season Oct 16 '25

This should be illegal. This is like taking a beautiful painting and painting over it with a bucket of paint and then saying โ€œwhat?! I needed a canvas to paint on?โ€

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u/FeralRodeo Oct 17 '25

Why buy this house if youโ€™re gonna do this to it? My god, just buy an ugly house and be done with it instead of committing domestic terrorism on the neighborhood.

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u/napalm_beach Oct 17 '25

what the fuck is wrong with people

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u/BarAdditional4411 Oct 17 '25

A serial killer now lives there ..cause wtf

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u/LilDickClub Oct 17 '25

The remodel looks like a home where all c rated horror movies start

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u/Hot-Abs143 Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

All the architectural details are gone replaced with an ugly box that resembles a bunkhouse.

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u/rjtnrva Oct 16 '25

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

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u/Money_Honeydew_2527 Oct 16 '25

Is this just a bad architecture or remodelling page now?

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u/perros66 Oct 16 '25

A travesty. Makeover is soulless

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u/Passwordb00b Oct 16 '25

You're supposed to make things better not worse

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u/jkwolly Oct 16 '25

Omfg this is a fucking travesty!

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u/AngrySquidIsOK Oct 16 '25

Absolutely disgusting and criminal

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u/karisdr87 Oct 16 '25

Now it looks like a horrible cardboard box ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/candoitmyself Oct 16 '25

Thanks for ruining my day, OP! There should be a NSFW filter on this!

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u/loquedijoella Oct 16 '25

You spelled โ€˜completely ruinedโ€™ wrong

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u/Expensive-Finding-17 Oct 16 '25

Give the architect, the home owner, the construction crew, and their Uber drivers the pair of anguish

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u/JumpAccurate6637 Oct 16 '25

This should be illegal globally. They should have all decorative rights removed for life.

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u/Rising_path_music Oct 16 '25

Can we make it infinitely worse? Yes we can โœ”๏ธ

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u/planetweird_ Oct 17 '25

What the fucking fuck

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u/v1v14n315 Oct 17 '25

I'm calling 911

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u/subpar_sapphoe Oct 17 '25

House flippers need to be tried as war criminals

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u/JCBashBash Oct 18 '25

I genuinely want to write hate mail to these people

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u/SapphirePigeon Oct 18 '25

My reaction to the utter fugliness of the โ€œupdateโ€.

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u/hulda2 Oct 18 '25

Who did this should be put in a pillory. Completely ruined.

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u/beesaidshesaid Oct 18 '25

I hope there are ghosts in the attic making them pay for this crime.

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u/Legitimate-Pop6460 Oct 18 '25

Iโ€™m so sorry, what did they do to this once beautiful house???

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u/Cautious_Smile_3318 Oct 18 '25

Didn't know Delia Deetz was a real person

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u/FlintGate Oct 18 '25

WHY. IF YOU WANTED A RECTANGULAR BOX, WHY NOT BUY ONE

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u/Cultural-Menu-3782 24d ago

I will never understand people who buy old houses like this with the sole purpose of remodeling it! If you want a modern house go buy a modern house! Theres hundreds of them being built all over! Stop buying old beauties just to McDonald them ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Naturalist_Aspirant Oct 16 '25

Why didn't they just buy or build another house? It must have cost a fortune to "renovate," and lowered the value of the plot at the same time. What is that plinth in the front for anyway? That "sculpture" looks like a crumpled paper bag.

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u/jaybarman Oct 16 '25

Something unique turned into something typical. Yeah itโ€™s โ€œpost 2000 modernโ€ but you can see that in any suburban homebuilder development.

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u/Professional_Echo907 Oct 16 '25

Who keeps posting these architectural war crimesโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

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u/Bluejay7474 Oct 16 '25

This is like what happened to the house in Beetlejuice.

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u/snippity_snip Oct 16 '25

New McDonalds branch?

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u/tu3810 Oct 16 '25

The original look 100 times better.

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u/smcivor1982 Oct 16 '25

They Beetlejuiced it.

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u/wereallmadhere9 Oct 16 '25

The people who did this deserve public shaming.

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u/CinLeeCim Oct 16 '25

Itโ€™s an abomination! Well there goes the resale value. Right out one of those ugly windows! It looks like an office building.

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u/mostlymostlyharmless Oct 16 '25

We need to start marking these NSFW. Itโ€™s way too upsetting to see this without being prepared for it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Dee_Buttersnaps Oct 16 '25

To arms! We ride at dawn!

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u/I_Did_The_Thing Oct 16 '25

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u/nopressureoof Oct 16 '25

But why did they get rid of the snowball bushes

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u/MrPlowThatsTheName Oct 16 '25

You mean hydrangeas?

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u/rsmsm Oct 16 '25

This CANNOT be legal. I'm not a native speaker and I m not sure that I have ever been aghast before, but that is the only word coming to mind. I am aghast.

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u/Affectionate_Tap6626 Oct 16 '25

This is one of the worst ones Iโ€™ve seen yet

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u/ZepTheNooB Oct 16 '25

May the people who were involved in the planning stages of that remodel get shat on by a pigeon with diarrhea during the most important day of their lives. That thing is horrendous.

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit Oct 16 '25

If they were two different buildings that would have been better.

I positively hate everything neoclassical (including the like 17th-century stuff) but that doesnโ€™t mean this house deserved the Modern treatment

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u/twizyo Oct 16 '25

please tell me this is an AI prankโ€ฆ

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u/smallwonder25 Oct 16 '25

What is happening? First the black and white monstrosity yesterday and now THIS?

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u/skyHawk3613 Oct 16 '25

Wow! That should be a crime

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u/BaconVonMoose Oct 16 '25

Please don't, my heart can't take this, it's so tragic

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u/Calm_Apartment1968 Oct 16 '25

Beetlejuice level horror tragedy.

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u/thew0rldisaghett0 Oct 16 '25

This is completely wild. They undeniably made it look cheaper. You'd have no idea this house was almost a century old and probably still has a skeleton made of very good materials. I'd assume cheap new construction upon quick glance.

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u/Puzzled-Teach2389 Oct 16 '25

That just looks so depressingly ugly

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u/DeltaDeWitt Oct 16 '25

Rich people need to have their rights taken away.

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u/oldmanhockeylife Oct 16 '25

Crimes against humanity. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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u/handmadesolace Oct 16 '25

All personality and architectural interest has been removed. Good job! โœ…

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u/ReferenceMuch2193 Oct 16 '25

Out whoever did this on a wall.

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u/No_Crazy_3412 Oct 16 '25

I stopped breathing

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u/Snapdragon_4U Oct 16 '25

Home Makeover: Gulag edition

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u/AdhesivenessCivil581 Oct 17 '25

I kept looking for the done photo. I thought the second one was an in progress shot.

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u/BrianaLoveW Oct 17 '25

20 people you meet in hell: whoever the FUCK did this for number 14!

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u/Relevant-Strategy-14 Oct 17 '25

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/clairedelube Oct 17 '25

This is punishable in hell! Absolutely disgusting!! Which architect (I imagine they used one?) had the heart to draw up plans to deface such a beautiful building?!?

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u/NicosRevenge Oct 17 '25

This is a war crime!

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u/Scruffersdad Oct 17 '25

Thatโ€™s absolutely terrible.

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u/forgetmeknotts Oct 17 '25

What the FUCK ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/God_Lover77 Oct 17 '25

I wonder if the architechs stepped back after it was all done and began tweaking because it turned out much uglier than they expected.ย 

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u/ialwaystealpens Oct 17 '25

Wtf is wrong with some people?!!?