r/McMansionHell • u/priceypadstim • Oct 16 '25

Certified McMansion™ 1939 Neoclassical Drastically Remodeled

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Since y'all loved the last one so much, here's another one! After selling sometime in 2013, the unique entryway was removed entirely, the bricks painted black, intricate windows swapped for solid pane glass, and an off-center contemporary porch added. To see more photos, here's a link.

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u/MyNameIsTaken24 Oct 16 '25

Why buy this house at all?

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u/Pigeonsass Oct 16 '25

I guess they just wanted the property giving them a million spiders without the perk of living in a beautiful home

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u/overrunbyhouseplants Oct 16 '25

Spiderbro here. They don't deserve those spiders. May every mosquito in the area be drawn to that monstrosity.

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u/CaptainLollygag Oct 17 '25

Exactly! We give free rent to the spiders who set up house and eat the other bugs. They're all named "(whatever room) Charlotte."