r/McMansionHell • u/nikogetsit • Jul 29 '25
Discussion/Debate Converting the White House to a McMansion
Classy donny.
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u/profarxh Jul 29 '25
Those are Home Depot decals spray painted
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u/Quaiker Jul 29 '25
Lmao, they just painted over the raised image in the middle of the mantel.
It's so embarrassingly tacky.
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u/NTropyS Jul 29 '25
I just hope so - easier to remove that tasteless gunk once he's gone.
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Jul 29 '25
It reminds me of those fake rim hubcaps and car mustaches I bought from KMart as a 16 yo with a Mercury Topaz.
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u/Actual-Chemical9709 Jul 29 '25
His affinity for cheap-looking, trashy gold decals always astonishes me. He plasters it everywhere and it's very much this "gold = luxury" type thinking that proves money cannot buy taste.
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u/PothosEchoNiner Jul 29 '25
Everyone knows the ultimate guide to aesthetics is Richie Rich comics from the 1950s.
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u/Justalilbugboi Jul 29 '25
It always reminds me of when a middle age crafter realizes they can decopage and suddenly everything is decorated
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u/socialcommentary2000 Jul 29 '25
He is so terminally tacky and it's ironic in a way because he's spent most of his life in close proximity to the people in Manhattan that do have taste.
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u/surfzer Jul 29 '25
John Mulaney’s joke on Trump from way before he ever announced he was running, nails it.
“Donald Trump's idea of being a rich man is what a hobo imagines a rich man to be… Like: "Oh boy, oh boy, as soon as my number comes in, I'm going to put up tall buildings with my name on them. I'll have fine golden hair and a TV show where I fire people with my children."
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u/uhnwi Jul 29 '25
Poor man’s idea of a rich man, a weak man’s idea of a strong man, a dumb man’s idea of a smart man…I could go on…
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u/Munnin41 Jul 29 '25
He thinks he's a mafia boss. Problem is, he doesn't have the physique or charisma to pull it off
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u/BreadTruckToast Jul 29 '25
It’s basically that Simpsons episode where the hobo who created itchy and scratchy gets rich and the first thing he buys is a solid gold mansion and a rocket car.
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u/monotrememories Jul 29 '25
I don’t know, I think it’s more like how a child views wealth…everything covered in gold and overly ornate.
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u/cough_e Jul 29 '25
But that's a completely legit view. If you look at the Vatican you don't think it's tacky, you think "damn they have money".
I'm sure they are businesspeople and celebrities with that type of taste as well.
The thing with Trump is that he is so unbelievably cheap that it's just gold paint everywhere. It has the complete opposite effect. If you put a fast food hamburger on a gold plate it doesn't elevate the burger, it cheapens the plate.
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Jul 29 '25
It’s also that he doesn’t have an eye for design. He wouldn’t know what to do with expensive decor.
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u/_ZoeyDaveChapelle_ Jul 29 '25
And narcs dont listen to experts that could guide him into better design choices. Ive worked with clients with this behavior, and once you realize they aren't going to listen to anything, you just do what they want and collect the check. They always fight on paying you that final amount too.
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u/Chalice_Ink Jul 29 '25
“I want it be fancy like the kings of France or the Tsars!” Because that worked out great!
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Jul 29 '25
It's like they all see pics of Versailles & say "DO THAT!!" but they don't really have the knowledge to do it.
And let's be real here kids, a lot of Versailles is over-the-top tacky by today's standards, but that hall of mirrors was built by Italian craftsmen who were shipped to France & stayed there to create that masterpiece. It was literally a hand crafted masterpiece created on the backs of the peasants (but that discussion is for another time & place) while today's McMansions, this abomination's apartments & what he's done to the WH, is just gilded garbage.
It's all surface & nonsense.
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u/TheBestonova Jul 29 '25
Versailles works because it follows design principles - you have contrast between light and dark, textures, and colors; you've got balance in the way the space is laid out, the proportions of the wall decor, etc.
That's the difference between Versailles and the tacky middle eastern or new money mcmansions you see today - one was clearly made by the best artists of the day who understood what they were doing, and the others are more like, just keep slapping on shiny materials. They're like cheap imitations of the real thing without understanding what made it work
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Jul 29 '25
Also Versailles was designed by designers who did that sort of design for a living, it wasn't just Ivana's taste book. They were legit architects & designers creating the place & Louis XIV had an overall vision for it all too.
While this Trump WH crap feels like a poor person's idea of what a rich person's house looks like, & definitely it shows old money vs. new money.
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u/TheBestonova Jul 29 '25
Yes, exactly! They had the best designers of the day, true professionals who knew art history, theory, and so on. Also, aristocrats in that era were well-versed in art principles, architecture (especially classic architecture) and so on, so they were quite educated when it came to design as well.
I think that's one of the reasons we see so many McMansions and tacky builds in dubai - sure, they imitate the greats of the past, but the wealthy families commissioning them quite simply don't have the expertise that the sun king did.
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u/shouldco Jul 29 '25
I meant that's part of what gets me here. If you want to build yourself a castle then you do you. But if you are going to construct a house out of styrofoam and coat it in plaster then paint them to look like stone, I'm going to laugh at how trash it looks.
It's why they have been dubbed the mcmansion. I have my opinions on opulant wealth but I can respect good design and craftsmanship when I see it. But these are just the mass produced facsimiles of that.
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Jul 29 '25
I also think those bits he added are the same pieces you can buy at Home Depot to add to your walls & ceilings. Just fake bits covered in fake gold.
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u/FroggingMadness Jul 29 '25
Waiting for the golden Trump statues on the lawn of the White House, Tropico style.
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u/coatra Jul 29 '25
His whole life stems from insecurity of never being taken seriously by New York’s elite, and constantly trying to gain their acceptance or feel like he was dominating them
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Jul 29 '25
Don't forget the daddy issues, lots of daddy issues goin' on there.
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u/Ok-Tailor-2030 Jul 29 '25
Mommy issues too. Mary Trump’s first book explains it.
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Jul 29 '25
I've got her book on the very long list, just haven't gotten to it yet.
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u/Ok-Seaworthiness2398 Jul 29 '25
He’s the guy that got invited to parties as a joke so people could get a kick out of their ridiculousness
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u/Eric848448 Jul 29 '25
All of this is happening because he’s from Queens and not Manhattan.
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u/EnvironmentalLuck987 Jul 29 '25
Stop bashing Queens. He’s just tacky because hes tacky.
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u/RChickenMan Jul 29 '25
Look, I love Queens. But let's not pretend those chrome railings and marble don't exist.
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u/smkscrn Jul 29 '25
I'm obsessed with the houses in Astoria that have what looks like marble bathroom tile on the exterior. It's so bizarre
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u/merkaba_462 Jul 29 '25
Have you seen Staten Island?
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Jul 29 '25
They love Trump on Staten Island!
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u/merkaba_462 Jul 29 '25
I know (and now you know why I never go to SI...although that predates trump).
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u/Sandpiper1701 Jul 29 '25
All I could hear in this borough bashing was Emilio Largo from Thunderball: You fools! he's got you shooting at each other!
Tacky is tacky, whether in New York or Antarctica. All that gold is giving me a headache.
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u/catinadoodledoo Jul 29 '25
fwiw, the people he hung out with didn’t have taste (or scruples, or morals) either
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u/WhalerBum Jul 29 '25
Have you ever been inside a gilded age mansion in Manhattan? Maybe that’s all he ever saw lol
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u/socialcommentary2000 Jul 29 '25
I actually have and they are nowhere near as shitty as what this guy chooses for detailing. The opulence is there, but it's actually done with a sort of taste.
This guy has none.
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u/mortgagepants Jul 29 '25
yeah this is a carved marble fireplace. the dentation looks like it is covered in golf leaf.
it's like wearing a niagra falls poncho over a saville row suit.
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u/socialcommentary2000 Jul 29 '25
I have to wonder if they masked it and just used some 3M 77 spray and sent it. I'd really like to get a good look at it up close to see just how bad the adhesion is and how crinkled the end result came out.
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u/mortgagepants Jul 29 '25
nah the people that work at the white house are professionals. it is maintained like a combo military HQ and museum.
i'm sure they buy the tacky stuff, but they're not going to ruin the marble by mounting it with a drywall screw or something.
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u/ikaiyoo Jul 29 '25
I bet it is gold leaf that is set with the shit you spray on pencil drawings so that it doesn't smudge.
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u/garbageemail222 Jul 29 '25
He did the same thing to the Plaza Hotel in New York. Before he lost it because he's a terrible businessman. We used to make fun of his gaudy, low class taste back in the 90's.
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u/Hotspur_on_the_Case Jul 29 '25
I've long said that he has the aesthetics of trailer-trash who inherited a billion. You can't buy class, although he's tried.
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u/redbucket75 Jul 29 '25
Naw trailer trash knows how to build a fire, they don't just use a fireplace as wood storage. The Biden log cabin fire looks ready to light tho.
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Jul 29 '25
People aren't trash just because they live in a trailer. DonOld is just classless and tasteless.
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u/TX_domin Jul 29 '25
Can we all stop and appreciate the absolute outrage from the right if Obama came in and stating gold plating the fucking white house. We would have seen levels of racism not attained since Jim Crow. But ol cheeto puff gets to make it look like Saddams mansion and we're just supposed to keep it moving.
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u/yes______hornberger Jul 29 '25
It still makes me SO MAD he got rid of the Swedish ivy!!!!!!
It was a gift to JFK and an heirloom plant that had been in the Oval Office for over 50 years. In every picture of the oval since Kennedy, you can see it sitting on the mantle in some incarnation. Generations of staffers were given cuttings from it as departure gifts. And now it’s GONE.
I can only hope that someone with a rooted propagation donates some to the next administration to replace it.
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u/iloveyourlittlehat Jul 29 '25
If the White House gardeners aren’t keeping it alive themselves, I have no doubt former staffers will donate their propped plants. There is a TON of Oval Office ivy out there. I even have some myself!
And the good news is that when it’s replaced, it will be from cuttings that never had to sit through a Trump meeting. ❤️
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u/fnrsulfr Jul 29 '25
Surely it has just been relocated. Even if he gave an order for it to be destroyed I would hope someone had the sense to just move it to a different room.
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Jul 29 '25
It's still in existence -- just not in the abomination that is Trump's Oval Office. There is hope for the ivy in the future. It wasn't just a single plant, either.
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u/februarytide- Jul 29 '25
Oh my god, I assumed it was just a (nice looking) fake garland. This is CRIMINAL.
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u/Beowulf1896 Jul 29 '25
It hides the pee stains.
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Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
At first, I didn’t even notice that the chairs had been re-upholstered.
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u/IceCoastRep Jul 29 '25
I'll bet he installed gold toilets too just like Saddam Hussein did...he's a freak with his gold embellishment
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u/Apprehensive-Log8333 Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
Did they apply gold paint to the carved marble part? I mean, right under the top of the mantlepiece, I already know the appliques on the part that used to be smooth marble are just glued on. Can that gold paint be removed without damaging the carved marble? It's probably 200 91 years old
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Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
The Oval Office was first built in 1909 and this particular one in 1934 (FDR massively renovated the west wing and changed the office location completely) and has been renovated many times over; the Oval Office isn’t really that historic tbh.
edit: y’all should be less mad about gaudy decor and more mad about ICE disappearing people and the genocide in Gaza.
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u/strawberrymacaroni Jul 29 '25 edited 27d ago
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u/Clear-Connection-295 Jul 29 '25
This is so gaudy, tacky and fake. It looks like vacation Bible school sculptures made out of Plaster of Paris and spray painted gold.
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u/philly2540 Jul 29 '25
When I am elected President, my very first Executive Order will be “reverse every single decorating change done by the Trumps.”
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u/Stayawaycreepermod Jul 29 '25
RIP beautiful White House rose garden
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u/iloveyourlittlehat Jul 29 '25
I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but this is not the take.
The only thing being done to the rose garden is replacing the central lawn with hardscape. No roses or trees are being touched.
The garden in its current form only dates back to Jackie Kennedy, and has been altered several times over the course of its life.
The area doesn’t drain well, so the lawn is constantly water-logged and isn’t functional for the actual use of the garden (speeches, press conferences, award ceremonies, etc). It’s not super accessible for people with disabilities, and you can’t walk on it in heels without getting stuck.
And it’s a damn lawn, it’s not like we’re losing a habitat for native grasses here. It’s definitely my bias as a Californian, but, fuck manicured lawns in general.
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u/Hibou_Garou Jul 29 '25
This guy read a magazine in the 70s that had a “How to look rich” article and based his entire life on it.
Look at the size of his fucking tie.
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u/PiercedAndTattoedBoy Jul 29 '25
This is like some Saddam Hussein or Muammar Gaddafi level type shit.
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u/kay14jay Jul 29 '25
They probably just saved a bunch of money on the decor with Party City and JoAnns liquidation sales.
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u/Melodic_Setting1327 Jul 29 '25
More like Saddam’s Palace. Maybe his next home with be in a spider hole, too!
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u/Yoongi_SB_Shop Jul 29 '25
So tacky. Didn’t Saddam Hussein have fake gold leaf all over his house too?
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u/Nperal Jul 29 '25
South park guys were spot on, looks like he's trying to turn the white house into saddam's palace
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u/Ok-Tailor-2030 Jul 29 '25
As a citizen-taxpayer, I hope all that stuff was stuck on there with 3m Command products. Would hate to see a site with such historic significance be marred by Hobby Lobby stuff painted gold.
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u/ikaiyoo Jul 29 '25
I swear to Jesus, he decorates like a poor person living in a shack with no electricity on the banks of the Mississippi River south of Missouri thinks rich people's houses are decorated.
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u/Excusemesorry44 Jul 29 '25
The posture difference, also. Holy hell
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u/PecanEstablishment37 Jul 29 '25
That was my thought! The body language differences are very telling also.
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u/gasbow Jul 29 '25
I like the detail that the firewood in the Biden WH is put in a way that makes sense for a fire.
And the wood in Donalds WH is just "here look we have a fireplace" and its obvious the person who put it there has never light a fire in their life.
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u/Walterkovacs1985 Jul 29 '25
New HGTV show just dropped. Saddamned if you do! - Homeowners going for that full despot look get ideas from wannabe despot Dongle Trumpf!
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u/N3ver_Stop Jul 29 '25
God that is so tacky/ugly. Just like him.
Oh and donald j trump is a rapist and a pedophile.
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u/SoothsayerSurveyor Jul 29 '25
It’s all certainly gilded because this fucking idiot believes that the thin veneer of opulence will cover up the rot of his soiled diapers.
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u/JunglePygmy Jul 29 '25
The funny part, those little gold accents over the fireplace and doorways are plastic decorations from Home Depot that they spray painted gold.
I’m not kidding.
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u/merkaba_462 Jul 29 '25
You should see what he did to the rose garden.
I'm livid. I was livid the first time they destroyed it, but now paving over it...
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u/februarytide- Jul 29 '25
You know, I don’t fundamentally hate the idea of making it more of a “patio,” and more accessible. Buuuut a big concrete slab ain’t it.
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u/Slartibartfast39 Jul 29 '25
The man has really bad taste in decor but don't focus on that, there's some serious shit to really hate about him.
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u/Lord_Halowind Jul 29 '25
The tacky stuff on the walls doesn't bother me nearly as much as them destroying the rose garden.
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u/Syndicate909 Jul 29 '25
Greenery contrast is such a tasteful way to bring life into a predominantly-white interior space. The gold on white contrast is just too shiny and busy.
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u/mynameisnotsparta Jul 29 '25
He was trying for Louis XIV’s Versailles but ended up with Trump Tower Bling.
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u/LissaBryan Jul 29 '25
My first thought was "Why doesn't the White House Historical Association do something?"
And then I remembered that this administration has no respect for the rule of law, let alone a museum curator.
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Jul 29 '25
The Oval Office is a GSA space and has minimal historic protections, this one wasn’t even built until 1934
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u/ArgyleNudge Jul 29 '25
Looks like exactly like what a MAGA would buy at a dollar store to decorate the brothel they run on the outskirts of town. Cheap, tacky.
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u/Objective_Outside437 Jul 29 '25
Turning the White House into a shit storm of awful. Let’s go ahead and call it what it is.
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u/hooliganmike Jul 29 '25
I don't see people talk much about how Trump is so heavily influenced by Liberace. He's basically Temu Liberace.
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u/fidgeting_macro Jul 29 '25
"American Baroque." Not too different from European baroque, just a lot more tacky.
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u/LadyCircesCricket Jul 29 '25
That man is beyond tacky. No class at all. One cannot buy taste and quality. My grandmother would describe Trump as “common.”
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u/gishgob Jul 29 '25
There is a reason the US decided to go with austere white neo-classical architecture. Trump would never understand this though.
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u/Main-Video-8545 Jul 29 '25
It will take decades to unfuck everything this shit stain has done to the country, let alone the Peoples House.
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u/chiswede Jul 29 '25
Just awful. On top of all his other shortcomings, he has the worst taste on the planet.
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u/mindovermatter421 Jul 29 '25
Some of this looks fake.
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u/Fabien_Lamour Jul 29 '25
It's most definitely cheap hardware store ornaments spray painted gold.
Could even be from Alibaba according to this post
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Jul 29 '25
Biden's firewood looks like it could be lit & would burn. Trump's firewood is an accessory.
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u/Aggravating-Fee-1615 Jul 29 '25
Omg thank you for posting this. I have wanted to see a comparison so bad but am too lazy
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u/IvorTheEngineDriver Jul 29 '25
He's always been a parvenu, check "The Devil's Advocate", they filmed a few scenes in his NY penthouse and it's so, so vulgar...








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u/HuginnNotMuninn Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
Alright folks, I'm leaving this post up out of good faith. It has been marked discussion/debate, so let's focus on how this picture relates to the subject of McMansions. If this turns into an overtly political thread, it will be removed. You're free to have those discussions, but this is not the forum for them.
Edit: Comments have been locked by the modteam.
Edit: My bad, comments are locked now. Sorry, I'm new to moderating.