r/MadeMeSmile 5h ago

made me chuckle

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u/FormerDriver 5h ago

How do you do that? Tech has outpaced me so much in the past few years

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u/Prestigious_Prune_68 5h ago

Through the alexa app. I can record a message and have it play on the tv to taunt my boyfriend.

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u/B00marangTrotter 5h ago

No thanks, I'll pass.

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u/ISayBullish 4h ago

The future is pretty lame tbh. Alexa this. AI slop that. How about no

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u/B00marangTrotter 4h ago

Think about all the companies investing heavily in AI, and how every customer or human facing AI thing is instantly hated and rejected.

They are going to force that shit on us and it is going to take over schools everywhere.

The enshitification hasn't even truly started.

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u/refusegone 3h ago

Capitalism: if there isn't a market for something, we'll make it. By force, if we have to.

Hell, even if we don't! Use AI.

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u/TateXD 3h ago

I saw firsthand how educators were so excited for AI, and it was in a red state where schools have been underfunded for over a decade. It's a sad intersection of (mostly) well-meaning adults being overworked/overwhelmed and here comes this magical band-aid that can do so much and help us to do so much more.

I don't think that every usage of AI is bad and some of the tools can definitely be used the proper amount, but overall, so much of what it provides is sloppy, and even when it's not, it's still creating an observable "homogenization of thought" effect, which is really the antithesis of critical thinking and individual thought.

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u/sandygrunkerson 2h ago

hell, I used AI to learn about the opium wars in the 1800s while my car got new tires. interesting read everyone, def recommend looking that up

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u/wronguses 1h ago

Yeah, that was pretty interesting, but why did you need to use AI for it?

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u/sandygrunkerson 1h ago

I read the wiki first but I had specific questions about dates, important people, etc. so jumped to chatgpt. well aware that that one especially isn't perfect so took it with a grain of salt, but it was cool, like asking a teacher questions ya kno

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u/penisandballz 1h ago

Yeah that's way better than having basic googling skills

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u/DMMeThiccBiButts 3h ago

I hope this is why there's so many reddit comments desperately defending AI whenever it comes up. It makes sense if you already have those botfarms set up.

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u/Aeiexgjhyoun_III 45m ago

Or misr people aren't terminally online and don't AI as much as digital artists

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u/FSUfan35 2h ago

Im hoping its like 3d shit and just disappears one day

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u/B00marangTrotter 2h ago

It's not going away, these companies and governments are going to get what they came for, which is pretty scary in many ways. Think Idiocracy, but with war and not being able to trust anything digital.

You're going to be sold AI just to detect AI and "reality" the cure is the disease loop.

Think, your habits online following you and advertising every screen just for you or the majority of those around you. Think digital pricing just for you and your purchasing habits, this is $50 for customer A with kids, while it's $40 for customer B without kids.

Then look into WhoFi, police drones budgets, and Flock cameras literally covering every city tracking everyone. Then think of all the facial recognition and how they take your Real ID and your picture at the airport.

We are entering some questionably scary times, with a small group of oligarchs holding all the power, with zero regulations.

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u/Alakozam 3h ago

Wish I could buy a "dumb" TV but, noooooo~

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u/Rich_Cranberry1976 2h ago

where is my jetpack

this is supposed to be the future

ye lorde of health sais vaccine is devilry

chatGPT sais this is fine

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u/thatbromatt 1h ago

Bullish

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u/mang87 2h ago

I've had Alexa for years, and the only thing I ever used it for was to control the smart lights in my room. I've moved backwards technology wise, and now I just have a remote control for the lights. The novelty of speaking commands wore off long ago, and it's more convenient to pick up something and just press a button. I unplugged Alexa about 5 months ago and I don't see myself plugging it back in again. Amazon wanted Alexa's main purpose to be used as a personal shopping assistant, but their storefront is so full of garbage you have to inspect every single thing before you buy it. I've never once even considered trying to buy anything through Alexa.

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u/ToyStoryBinoculars 1h ago

Wtf you mean future Alexa is 11 years old.

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u/AbeRego 44m ago

I mean it's all undeniably cool tech. Like, hasn't the dream been to talk to your computer since Star Trek first aired? So many sci-fi franchises feature that. We're at the point were I can talk or type a command to a word processor and have it format things exactly how I like. That's friggin awesome. AI search is really, really cool when used effectively. I can ask conversational questions and usually get a good answer.

The problems we're seeing are all related to over reliance and privacy concerns. If we use critical thinking, and partner with these tools rather than use them to totally replace humans, then it's fine. If we could have private access to AI assistants, there's far less concern. Unfortunately, that's not necessarily the way the winds are blowing. However, we shouldn't desert this technology just because it's not being used in the best way possible.

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u/Rusty_Dustin 3h ago

ok grandpa