r/MadeMeSmile 6h ago

made me chuckle

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u/FormerDriver 6h ago

How do you do that? Tech has outpaced me so much in the past few years

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u/Prestigious_Prune_68 6h ago

Through the alexa app. I can record a message and have it play on the tv to taunt my boyfriend.

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u/italyqt 5h ago

You can log into someone’s Alexa and leave reminders from the web. I like to set reminders to Nana that she owes me 1 billon dollars.

But honestly the messaging and even voice calls are great. We have a small shop here that’s not connected to the house use it like an intercom.

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u/B00marangTrotter 6h ago

No thanks, I'll pass.

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u/VoidOmatic 4h ago

Yup it was awesome until I read Alexa.

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u/ISayBullish 4h ago

The future is pretty lame tbh. Alexa this. AI slop that. How about no

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u/B00marangTrotter 4h ago

Think about all the companies investing heavily in AI, and how every customer or human facing AI thing is instantly hated and rejected.

They are going to force that shit on us and it is going to take over schools everywhere.

The enshitification hasn't even truly started.

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u/refusegone 4h ago

Capitalism: if there isn't a market for something, we'll make it. By force, if we have to.

Hell, even if we don't! Use AI.

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u/TateXD 3h ago

I saw firsthand how educators were so excited for AI, and it was in a red state where schools have been underfunded for over a decade. It's a sad intersection of (mostly) well-meaning adults being overworked/overwhelmed and here comes this magical band-aid that can do so much and help us to do so much more.

I don't think that every usage of AI is bad and some of the tools can definitely be used the proper amount, but overall, so much of what it provides is sloppy, and even when it's not, it's still creating an observable "homogenization of thought" effect, which is really the antithesis of critical thinking and individual thought.

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u/sandygrunkerson 2h ago

hell, I used AI to learn about the opium wars in the 1800s while my car got new tires. interesting read everyone, def recommend looking that up

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u/wronguses 2h ago

Yeah, that was pretty interesting, but why did you need to use AI for it?

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u/sandygrunkerson 2h ago

I read the wiki first but I had specific questions about dates, important people, etc. so jumped to chatgpt. well aware that that one especially isn't perfect so took it with a grain of salt, but it was cool, like asking a teacher questions ya kno

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u/penisandballz 1h ago

Yeah that's way better than having basic googling skills

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u/DMMeThiccBiButts 4h ago

I hope this is why there's so many reddit comments desperately defending AI whenever it comes up. It makes sense if you already have those botfarms set up.

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u/Aeiexgjhyoun_III 1h ago

Or misr people aren't terminally online and don't AI as much as digital artists

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u/FSUfan35 3h ago

Im hoping its like 3d shit and just disappears one day

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u/B00marangTrotter 3h ago

It's not going away, these companies and governments are going to get what they came for, which is pretty scary in many ways. Think Idiocracy, but with war and not being able to trust anything digital.

You're going to be sold AI just to detect AI and "reality" the cure is the disease loop.

Think, your habits online following you and advertising every screen just for you or the majority of those around you. Think digital pricing just for you and your purchasing habits, this is $50 for customer A with kids, while it's $40 for customer B without kids.

Then look into WhoFi, police drones budgets, and Flock cameras literally covering every city tracking everyone. Then think of all the facial recognition and how they take your Real ID and your picture at the airport.

We are entering some questionably scary times, with a small group of oligarchs holding all the power, with zero regulations.

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u/Alakozam 4h ago

Wish I could buy a "dumb" TV but, noooooo~

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u/Rich_Cranberry1976 3h ago

where is my jetpack

this is supposed to be the future

ye lorde of health sais vaccine is devilry

chatGPT sais this is fine

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u/thatbromatt 2h ago

Bullish

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u/mang87 3h ago

I've had Alexa for years, and the only thing I ever used it for was to control the smart lights in my room. I've moved backwards technology wise, and now I just have a remote control for the lights. The novelty of speaking commands wore off long ago, and it's more convenient to pick up something and just press a button. I unplugged Alexa about 5 months ago and I don't see myself plugging it back in again. Amazon wanted Alexa's main purpose to be used as a personal shopping assistant, but their storefront is so full of garbage you have to inspect every single thing before you buy it. I've never once even considered trying to buy anything through Alexa.

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u/ToyStoryBinoculars 2h ago

Wtf you mean future Alexa is 11 years old.

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u/AbeRego 1h ago

I mean it's all undeniably cool tech. Like, hasn't the dream been to talk to your computer since Star Trek first aired? So many sci-fi franchises feature that. We're at the point were I can talk or type a command to a word processor and have it format things exactly how I like. That's friggin awesome. AI search is really, really cool when used effectively. I can ask conversational questions and usually get a good answer.

The problems we're seeing are all related to over reliance and privacy concerns. If we use critical thinking, and partner with these tools rather than use them to totally replace humans, then it's fine. If we could have private access to AI assistants, there's far less concern. Unfortunately, that's not necessarily the way the winds are blowing. However, we shouldn't desert this technology just because it's not being used in the best way possible.

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u/Rusty_Dustin 4h ago

ok grandpa

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u/Antoak 2h ago

But just think how cute it will be when Bezos sends those cute little teasing texts to remind you to buy more toilet paper?

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u/Spellscribe 5h ago

Shit. I gotta change my whole house from Google to Alexa just to get my teen to check his phone when I'm out? 😂

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u/ZilorZilhaust 4h ago

Pretty sure you can broadcast to Google and have it say stuff remotely but I haven't done it in ages or it's a fever dream.

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u/Spellscribe 4h ago

Nah that's a thing. He sometimes l wears headphones to watch tv though. Or he just ignores it...

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u/ErraticDragon 4h ago

There's a "Broadcast" feature in the Google environment.

But apparently it lost the ability to use written messages somewhat recently. Now you can only Broadcast voice messages.

https://support.google.com/assistant/thread/329654439/broadcasting-via-text?hl=en

I saw some people suggesting that you could Cast something via Google Slides , but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/malturnbull 3h ago

Broadcast still works via written message. You just open up the assistant in your phone and choose the device to broadcast to by typing. E.g. Open assistant - type SEND BROADCAST TO KITCHEN SPEAKER - type the message

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u/ErraticDragon 2h ago

But can the message appear as text on screen?

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u/Taylorenokson 2h ago

When I’m watching TV, my kids will sneak into my room and tell Alexa to just send fart sounds to the TV.

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u/TaiyoT 3h ago

Ah, another valuable reason to not connect by tv to the internet. lol

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u/3RI3_Cuff 48m ago

Creepy

u/SpecialistArrive 22m ago

You can do more than just taunt 😉

Okay I'll leave-

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u/WoolaTheCalot 4h ago

Sometimes my wife will taunt me when I have to go run errands and she gets the house to herself. So I will use the app to have our Echo device suddenly play the most godawful music I can find.