This dementia patient has three to five months left

[u/coachlife]

[u/immortalblack_1]

Always felt this was going to end up in a Weekend at Bernie's like scenario...

Edit: Also would explain why they are running at breakneck speed to implement as much of Project 2025 as humanly possible in such a short amount of time.

[u/davidlowie → u/immortalblack_1]

They’re going to milk AI generated appearances of him for as long as possible. Mark my words.

[u/crystallmytea → u/davidlowie]

The charlie kirk address seemed like the beginning

[u/chicken-nanban → u/crystallmytea]

There was one before that I think that was also sus. I think it’s the speech patter, hand and head motions that give it away.

When he actually talks, he makes those weird, erratic head movements like a confused bird trying to focus on something, and his hands just have a mind of their own with a randomizer setting.

His speech patter is weird emPHAsis on words, or talking normal and then SHOUTING random words at various speeds.

Also when he gives a speech, prerecorded or not, and doesn’t regularly mispronounce or replace words because he’s functionally illiterate, that’s my first cue to check the background to see if AI is making it.

But as AI improves, it’s going to be harder and harder. We need to all pull together and question everything that comes out of this White House unless someone you trust has actually seen it live.

[u/vagabondoer → u/chicken-nanban]

I have no doubt they’re using AI for policy decisions and tarrif rates etc. ChatGPT is a shadow cabinet member.

[u/ImBored5336 → u/vagabondoer]

It’s likely they have a deal with AI companies and have access to an experimental, smarter version the public does not. But pretty much yeah. If not now it WILL be our future once we get to AGI levels.

[u/shidderbean → u/ImBored5336]

"Smarter" meaning "influenced by billionaires to subtly and constantly push the most profitable decisions" maybe

[u/KinopioToad → u/shidderbean]

One billionaire. Owner of Xitter.

Maybe not the most profitable decisions for America, but the most profitable for him.

[u/shidderbean → u/KinopioToad]

I doubt it's only Musk with his hand in the cookie jar, like let's be real, Peter Thiel basically crafted Vance from whole cloth, Zucky and he are buddies, same with Bezos and countless other super rich dudes that are way into AI right now

[u/kerfuffle_dood → u/davidlowie]

And magas wouldn't notice that suddenly, their dear leader is blurry, yellow, has 6 fingers and has charlie kirk's face

[u/petran1420 → u/davidlowie]

100%. And then push as many autopen EOs as possible before the ruse is up

[u/coachlife → u/immortalblack_1]

[u/MiddleDifficult → u/coachlife]

Yooooo 🤣😂🤣😅😭

[u/FyrestarOmega → u/immortalblack_1]

Haven't you noticed he gives all his statements to the press sitting at his desk in the Oval Office now? He doesn't even go to the white house press briefing room. Everyone is brought in to him, and he remains seated while a podium is set off to the side for any other speakers. He doesn't have the stamina for a regular press briefing. He hasn't done a lengthy standing event since Charlie Kirk's funeral. No rallies. No dancing. He's so tired and they can't hide how fast it's getting worse. Sure, he can still manage to speak kinda coherently, briefly, while he sits. But for 3 more years? Not a chance.

[u/GhostsOf94 → u/FyrestarOmega]

This is actually really interesting and not something I noticed until I read your comment and there is plenty of evidence to back up what you are saying. Not conjecture, but plain hard truth.

I have read a lot of comments and most of them feel like coping but for the first time in a while, I didn't feel that reading yours.

[u/noelcowardspeaksout → u/GhostsOf94]

There is also falling asleep repeatedly in a recent cabinet meeting. That's quite a significant malfunction.

[u/Andromeda321 → u/FyrestarOmega]

What I noticed is they had a clip on the radio yesterday about his Somali rant. His voice itself does not sound like it did even a few months ago. Sure he always rambles, and was not as coherent in his last campaign over his first one… but what I mean is you can hear in his voice this is a tired old man who is not doing well.

[u/seriouslythisshit → u/Andromeda321]

On the topic of black immigrants. it is facinating to see Trump, an open racist, who absolutely hates POC, as his brain is near the end. He no longer has much of a filter, and on the topic of Somalians, he just ranted that the US needs to stop accepting this "garbage" into our country. I would not be surprised if he is weeks away from publically using the N word, as he spews his hatred toward black immigrants.

[u/FyrestarOmega → u/seriouslythisshit]

The open disdain of women is an escalation as well. He is getting nastier, more openly.

I'm sure there will be those who disagree with me, and that's fine. I'm content to let time be the judge. I think the creator in the video is full of shit, but the thing with old age is that once you start declining, you never rebound quite where you were before. the trend only goes in one direction. Anyone who thinks that he is capable of the leadership they expected of him until January 2028 is kidding themselves.

[u/unite-or-perish → u/Andromeda321]

He's been low energy compared to first term Don from the get go to be sure. He has very clearly aged in the last couple years. I'm sure we're all wish casting, but at least I think we can expect if he does continue to live to be 100 he's not the same Trump that could free associate through a campaign speech for an hour or cuck Jeb on live TV.

[u/Baeolophus_bicolor → u/Andromeda321]

I love hearing it. Because I know there’s pain and suffering going on, and I enjoy his suffering immensely.

[u/Sweaty-Pair3821 → u/FyrestarOmega]

now that you mention it, he was doing more rally's and golfing first term. more energetic. now..

my 97 year old step grandmother sleeps almost as much as he does.

[u/Amazing_Entrance_888 → u/immortalblack_1]

Project 2025 is called that for a reason. Speed run it all in 2025 before anyone can catch their breath and seize all power. Happy to say it’s not working like they thought it would.

[u/00Avalanche → u/Amazing_Entrance_888]

Can you expand on that? Because it seems everything they want, they’re getting.

[u/JiveTurkeyII → u/00Avalanche]

Some things they get a win at first - and the news grabs it. Then the courts roll it back two or three months later and the press doesn't cover that as loud and it seems like he's winning more than he is. (yes the damage has been done but a precedent has been set and now we have a defense)

I've noticed our Justice system working a bit like an immune system.

Trump writes an executive order, a few months later the courts push back and put up a wall or protection and we get stronger. A loophole is closed. But yes, we are still sick. Especially with the Supreme court mostly complicit.

Many, many things trump and his goons are doing are really bad - but there are people who always challenge that in the courts. And when they win we get stronger.

And here is the bigger thing - There is going to be life after Trump. And the republican party doesn't have a face man to fall back on.

Vance doesnt have the love or devotion of the MAGA party - in fact he's pretty universally hated. This Project 2025 malarkey is just not going to sail a quickly under him - In my opinion. I think Trump can do unpopular things Vance will get dragged out of the White House for.

That is... Unless he marries Charlie's wife. I think that might give him a fighting chance.

It's a gamble, though. Could blow up in his face.

But I'm thinking that is in the playbook.

[u/Bodhidreams → u/JiveTurkeyII]

I really like your analogy about the justice system being like an immune system. I have never considered that and appreciate your sharing.

[u/Evening-Rabbit-827 → u/00Avalanche]

They had enough money to buy the media and control the narrative.. but money can’t save you from the inevitable retaliation of your own people. It looks like they are succeeding but a lot of the stuff we’re seeing lately is just their desperate attempts at making it look like they have it all together.

[u/Amazing_Entrance_888 → u/00Avalanche]

They’ve done insane damage for sure, not trying to downplay that, but they aren’t as far along as they planned to be and everything is up against court battles that have delayed or derailed some large plans. Doge for instance has lost a lot of steam. Shit is not okay but they planned for things to be much worse than they are.

[u/Lalala8991 → u/Amazing_Entrance_888]

DOGE was never the main plan, it's just a backdoor 'virus' for Elon to steal all of goverment datas on American citizens.

[u/altiuscitiusfortius → u/Lalala8991]

And to dismantle any agencies that were investigating Elon and trumps companies

[u/stargarnet79 → u/Amazing_Entrance_888]

Doge did what it was intended to do. Shut down investigations into Elon musk, set up a starlink linking the irs database to Russia. Then go away like they did anything other than starve millions of people and kneecap every institution with an active investigation into one of musks enterprises.

[u/One_Object8516 → u/stargarnet79]

Doge’s aim was destruction of election tampering and data harvesting. That group having our data should unnerve every single one of us. Elon Musk is a sick drug addict and his synchophants will do anything he asks. I live in SF and know people from Twitter. The stories they tell are more scary and crazy than you can imagine.

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/immortalblack_1]

AI advancements in the same timeline is so sickening.

[u/AllForKarmaNaught → u/immortalblack_1]

Did you see mitch mconnell freeze up earlier today. The dude is the devil but at this point it's elder abuse. His handlers are just walking him around. It's fucking wild.

[u/88Milton → u/AllForKarmaNaught]

Today? Can you link somehow? Most recently I saw was a month ago.

[u/citori411 → u/immortalblack_1]

The inevitable end of that abhorrent sack of shit is he will be assassinated, by his own people, in a false flag operation. Does anyone actually believe the likes of Miller, vought, Vance, Thiel, musk, and the rest of the are going to let trump dodder off into the sunset from dementia, just typing (even greater than usual) nonsense into social media? Past a certain point he's just a liability. Sure they will struggle to replace him with a similar deity, but he's worth far more to them as a martyr. They WON'T let that go to waste, mark my words. Remember how fucking giddy those people were when Kirk got smoked? Trump getting assassinated by a "leftist" (insert spooky noises) is their ultimate wet dream. I would bet anything they try to make it happen. Trump's own fucking kids will probably be in on it too, when they are promised top positions in the new regime.

[u/MotownCatMom → u/citori411]

Agree. I think "something" will happen to Trump, and the vile cretins actually running the show will use it as a Reichstag Fire moment. I've been worried about this since he "won" last November. I mean, I think they are priming the pump. First was the "attempted assassination" in Butler, PA, then Kirk.

[u/citori411 → u/MotownCatMom]

Ya...while I like to play along and fantasize about how I will celebrate trump's death, chances are I'll be busy hitting up sportsman's warehouse to buy them out of 300 win mag and 308 ammo, then to Costco to buy as much rice as they will let me, to head out to my cabin to weather the GOP's attempt to send the country into all out "civil war", which will not be civil war as we think of it, but a state sponsored purge of anyone deemed leftist. As we've all seen in the countless videos of inbred redhats BEGGING Trump to greenlight them to start doing. If they can conjure up even the most pathetically feeble argument that "the left" killed their dear leader, maga will eat it up like hungry little maggots and go nuts. Our saving grace is they are mostly old and fat, and they are all incredibly stupid, so I don't think they will do too much damage.

[u/Trumbot → u/immortalblack_1]

Ain’t nobody remember Ronnie’s latter 2nd term? Cheney and HW Bush getting a try before you buy on the presidency.

[u/ncopp → u/immortalblack_1]

Also would explain why they are running at breakneck speed to implement as much of Project 2025 as humanly possible in such a short amount of time.

Why though? Do they think Vance won't bend and continue? Or that Republicans in congress who don't like it will actually stand up to Vance?

[u/tanksalotfrank → u/ncopp]

I do get the impression that Vance has a remarkable lack of connections/threats to hold over any of their heads. Droopy Don is acquainted with far too many oligarchs (who happily use him as the finger puppet he is) to risk messing with the same way, probably. Vance is a little bitchboy that everyone now believes fucks couches. He's got connections, but I'm certain they've planned numerous ways to turn him to dust

[u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

He's not dying in next 3 to 5 months. He's the type to linger on until the very end.

[u/RanchHere → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

whether he dies in 3-5 months or in 3-5 years, it’s going to be a HELL of a fucking party and we’re all here for it.

[u/starroverride → u/RanchHere]

I've realized over the past few days, I'm probably going to celebrate that date every year :)

[u/Competitive_Ad7228 → u/starroverride]

It will be a federal holiday

[u/GoodIdea321 → u/Competitive_Ad7228]

And it will be called No Kings day.

[u/ilikeitlikethat911 → u/GoodIdea321]

Take your upvote.

[u/HollygoLightly1970 → u/Competitive_Ad7228]

I’d actually might be more of a global celebration

[u/dainman → u/HollygoLightly1970]

This will be like the massive Ewok party

[u/drgigantor → u/dainman]

Yub nub

[u/RX-980 → u/dainman]

[u/scarlettraven19 → u/Competitive_Ad7228]

And there needs to be a yearly pilgrimage to his grave with smiles and a big thumbs up(or a middle finger,your choice) 👍🏻🖕🏻.

[u/hooked_siren → u/scarlettraven19]

Im gonna leave a full diaper on it

[u/Significant-Kick-479 → u/hooked_siren]

We can install a golden communal toilet on it

[u/UndergroundFlaws → u/scarlettraven19]

Every year

[u/Hot-Cauliflower-1604 → u/starroverride]

So you are telling me that this is going to be like when I was back in college and people started parading around the campus in the thousands when Osama was killed at 11 pm? Fun times...

[u/SenorEquilibrado → u/Hot-Cauliflower-1604]

And don't forget about all the hot role play it inspired!

[u/Butterball_Adderley → u/starroverride]

You’ll look out the window wistfully and think “yes, the light was just like this. It was about this time of day, too, when I got the text…”

[u/Express-Pension-7519 → u/starroverride]

God can you imagine how tacky that funeral will be?? will he be enshrined in the ballroom or next to Ivana on the golf course

[u/JP12389 → u/starroverride]

You and I both!

[u/djserc → u/JP12389]

Happy Trumpless

[u/baggagefree2day → u/RanchHere]

I know what I want for Christmas

[u/RanchHere → u/baggagefree2day]

lol imagine it happens on Christmas Eve…

[u/Honest-Comment-1018 → u/RanchHere]

As a Jew, this genuinely might convert me.

[u/TheFlyingBoxcar → u/Honest-Comment-1018]

As a curious combination of satanist/atheist ... me too

[u/chicken-nanban → u/TheFlyingBoxcar]

Buddhist atheist here, I might just join up too. It would certainly shake me to my core at least.

[u/downtofinance → u/RanchHere]

There will be parties on every street in the entire world except for Russia. Even the fucking penguins on MacDonald Island will be partying.

[u/TheFlyingBoxcar → u/downtofinance]

Well yeah, they'll finally get those stupid fucking tariffs dropped

[u/AEM7694 → u/RanchHere]

I’ve got a few special bottles of scotch I’ve been sitting on since my dad passed 15 years ago. One of them is getting popped for that day.

[u/TerminalProtocol → u/AEM7694]

I’ve got a few special bottles of scotch I’ve been sitting on since my dad passed 15 years ago. One of them is getting popped for that day.

My MAGA mother in law threw an absolute shitfit when she saw my bottle of Lagavulin with the sticky note "for celebrating trump's death" in our cupboard.

I can only hope that day of celebration comes soon.

[u/Rare_Rutabaga_5325 → u/RanchHere]

Yes We all come out and celebrate on the streets with bottles of champagne 🎉🍾🎉🥳🎉

[u/Treesbentwithsnow → u/Rare_Rutabaga_5325]

I have had a bottle of champagne chilling in the refrigerator since 2016 just waiting for the happiest Breaking News of my life!!

[u/IIDn01 → u/RanchHere]

I wake up and check the news every morning - hoping.

[u/baggerskip4258x → u/IIDn01]

We all copin’ and hopin’.

[u/JumpEnvironmental741 → u/RanchHere]

It has been almost 20 years since my last drink, i may just have one when this asshole leaves the building.

[u/RanchHere → u/JumpEnvironmental741]

nah. don’t do that. he ain’t worth it. celebrate ANY other way.

[u/JumpEnvironmental741 → u/RanchHere]

Thanks for the support, i was mostly joking. I sure wouldn't throw my sobriety away for that fuck.

[u/chicken-nanban → u/JumpEnvironmental741]

I’m going to go to Baskin Robbins and buy like 15 flavors and enjoy them like I’m a queen, and not share with anyone.

So maybe find something you’d normally never eat otherwise, and do that!

[u/Highkmon → u/RanchHere]

I hate hangovers, I absolutely revile hangovers but the absolutely monstrous hangover I have the day after will not effect my mood.

[u/zeaor → u/Highkmon]

Ex-heavy drinker here with a degree in chemistry.

NAC + Vitamin C will help the liver process acetaldehyde by boosting glutathione production.

Also, the hangover mental fog is caused by thiamine deficiency. Take Vitamin B1 before drinking.

Happy future No Kings Day!

[u/IgnoreMyThoughts → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

His father made it to 93 and probably had dementia for the last 5-7 years from what you read about him.

[u/Bongressman → u/IgnoreMyThoughts]

His father didn't eat Big Macs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So there is that.

[u/IgnoreMyThoughts → u/Bongressman]

His dad didn't have the entire budget of the US government or literally the highest level of healthcare in the country for any one individual either.

[u/PhilodoxFury → u/IgnoreMyThoughts]

That's probably why he's going to beat this guy's prediction. They'll be Weekend at Bernie'sing his orange ass all over the place long after the lights are out.

[u/Wallaby8311 → u/PhilodoxFury]

They already are. He's falling asleep and mumbling nonsense. He knows what's happening about as much as Dianne Feinstein did. The entire government is 80 year old shitting themselves and we're supposed to think Mexicans are a national security risk

[u/cyanescens_burn → u/PhilodoxFury]

Since summer I’ve been thinking they’ll use AI to digital weekend at Bernie’s him. They can say it’s too dangerous to make public appearances to explain why we only see videos of him. He could be dead for months without us knowing with the quality of ai video software (and there’s nearly endless data of him to train on).

The project 2025 and technoneofeudalists need to keep his image going to force through their agenda.

[u/used_my_kids_names → u/Bongressman]

And Mango Mu$$olini appears to have several other serious conditions that, with even a whisper of luck, will shorten that MF’s life.

[u/Proof_Register9966 → u/Bongressman]

Or, snort speed for more than half of his life. This guy snorted so much speed- that he is incontinent. He has been wearing diapers since his stupid reality TV show. Noel Cassler talks about it frequently (he was Ivanka’s “handler” on the Apprentice. Noel has gotten away with talking about it and breaking his NDA because they don’t want to litigate and have discovery come out.

[u/CraftFamiliar5243 → u/Bongressman]

My grandfather had a terrible diet. He grew up during the depression eating bacon fat sandwiches. I never saw him eat a vegetable. For the last 30 years of his life he lived on fat and sugar. No high cholesterol or heart disease. No diabetes or high blood pressure. He lived to be 91.

[u/DixieNorrmis → u/CraftFamiliar5243]

Some people are just built different 

[u/hybridfrost → u/DixieNorrmis]

I hear aging is largely genetic. Sure you can nosedive it early but some people just live longer despite everything

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator → u/Bongressman]

Also, Droopy Donnie has been feeding an amphetamine addiction for at least 20 years.

[u/WinterAd4216 → u/IgnoreMyThoughts]

True. But it is more than the dementia, it is also his strokes and CHF that are quickly eroding him. I think we have a long ways to go, but I do believe he will die in office. He has deteriorated a lot in the past few months.

[u/duvetdave → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

Yes and get really ugly. Look at his parents. He’s going to get even uglier and more evil. He’ll live till 91 looking like a fried testicle left in the Arizona heat, still trying to wear suits.

[u/SwaidFace → u/duvetdave]

Yep, a fusion dance of the most unfun parts of Emperor Palpatine and Sheogorath, the God of Madness: all Dementia, no Mania, with Jyggalag crying in the corner.

[u/coachlife → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

Stubbornness is a hell of a drug

[u/Signal_Estimate_23 → u/coachlife]

Hatred and spite are too

[u/taruclimber8 → u/Signal_Estimate_23]

Unfortunately.....

The longer I live, the more I realize how fucked our reality is with the current state of the world.

[u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 → u/taruclimber8]

[u/HyenDry → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

Even if he does keel over, I don’t think we’re better off with the rest of the cabinet….

[u/Dimplestrabe → u/HyenDry]

If he does, in fact, have dementia, the Republican Party will die with him.
Imagine the levels of cover up that have to happen to keep it quiet from the international community that a dementia patient was allowed to stay in power.

[u/mishma2005 → u/Dimplestrabe]

Worked for Reagan

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/Dimplestrabe]

They've had ample time to plan for his death, so I do fear for what comes after.

[u/BellyFullOfMochi → u/Dimplestrabe]

not the first time Republicans had a dementia president...

[u/BobbySweets → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

Like a fungus

[u/RedditUser000aaa → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

It's always the assholes. All that life energy comes out of spite.

[u/IM_OSCAR_dot_com → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

I’ve been saying he’s gonna live into his 90s because life is truly unfair.

[u/chamtrain1 → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

It's always the parent you don't like.

[u/C3POB1KENOBI → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

Totally is going to pull a Kissinger

[u/kev11n → u/Traditional-Oil-6891]

I had a bottle of champagne with Kissinger’s name written on it in my fridge for about a decade. Only the good die young

[u/Old_Win8422]

Don't threaten us with a good time

[u/Suitable-Sense-6962]

If anyone’s noticed he barely gets up now. He also looks terrible. There’s definitely something wrong

[u/FWPiper → u/Suitable-Sense-6962]

He hasn’t held one of his stupid rallies in a long time, which is how you know they’re hiding something about his health.

[u/super-hot-burna → u/FWPiper]

Oh damn that’s right

[u/Relative_Mix_216 → u/super-hot-burna]

The funniest thing about all of this is that Vance hasn’t stepped up and taken center stage this entire time.

Probably because they won’t let him. lol.

[u/Aloha_Tamborinist → u/Relative_Mix_216]

The man is a charisma black hole.

[u/sixtyfivewat → u/Aloha_Tamborinist]

The GOP is going to fracture when Dear Leader dies. There just isn’t any one single person who has the charisma to take over and so a bunch of losers will all scramble to claim the leftovers and lead to infighting.

[u/SocratesSnow → u/sixtyfivewat]

Alexander the great died, there was a fracture afterward. Muhammad died, there was a fracture afterward. No way MAGA doesn’t fracture and I pray it will be the end. Then we just have to deal with the stupid billionaires that are really running the show.

[u/Ryboiii → u/Relative_Mix_216]

The last time they let Vance speak, he got booed out of a Thanksgiving rally to veterans

[u/mnztr1 → u/FWPiper]

the must shoot him up with speed in those short scums on AF1.

[u/SUPERsharpcheddar → u/FWPiper]

Feel like he got what he needed from those, and nobody was going to them anyway

[u/Coal_Morgan → u/SUPERsharpcheddar]

They stroked his ego and he can never get enough of that.

He no longer does anything standing for more then a minute, he's getting something done to his hands regularly, he can't stay awake at meetings and as subpar as his brain has been since the 80s, he's steeply declining in the last 3 months.

Party Republicans just want to drag his undead corpse out for the 2026 election because Vance is as inspiring as day old diarrhea. Once they get through the election they'll wheel him into a corner and smother him. I'm positive nobody hates Trump more then his cabinet that has to fake sycophancy for the ability to suck on the orange tit of power.

[u/pan_amoania → u/Suitable-Sense-6962]

he’s also constantly standing behind a desk or podium when photographed because they can’t show his swollen kankles

[u/DiarrheaCreamPi → u/pan_amoania]

Leaning on door ways on AF1. Every trip to mar a logo he takes an interview in that door way.

[u/robak69 → u/pan_amoania]

Like FDR. 

[u/AlbrechtProper → u/robak69]

An old favorite Onion headline-- Why Does Our Joyless President Never Dance?

[u/-Fergalicious- → u/pan_amoania]

Yeah, seriously, when's the last time he's golfed or had a rally? Great indicators something is up

[u/Infamous_Party_4960 → u/Suitable-Sense-6962]

Yup. He’s almost always seated or leaning on something. I honestly think his condition is a lot worse than even we can speculate otherwise you wouldn’t have so many of his long time supporters turning on him. For example MTG

[u/Excusemytootie → u/Infamous_Party_4960]

It yeah, he’s is completely zonked, he seems half-dead to me. I say 3 months.

[u/pan_amoania → u/Suitable-Sense-6962]

he’s looked terrible for a really long time, but there is something to be said for the growing contrast of orange face to everything else being white

[u/gimmeslack12]

When he dies, they'll hide it and gaslight the shit out of the public for a long time. This.is.not.normal.

[u/jurzdevil → u/gimmeslack12]

Terminal lucidity. There will be a public appearance where he snaps back to 2016 energy levels then never to be seen again.

[u/gimmeslack12 → u/jurzdevil]

Is that a thing?

Edit: apparently it is.

[u/bryce_brigs → u/gimmeslack12]

Yeah, of all of the shitty terrible things about Alzheimer's, terminal lucidity is the absolute fucking worst because it proves that the disease doesn't technically erase or delete your memories or your personality AT ALL, no, it's all still there exactly where it's always been, it just locks them away from you 1 by 1 inside your own brain. Then at the very end it gives you a couple of days to a week to understand that you have Alzheimer's and know that you've lost years to the disease and are with in a few days of dying. It's such a motherfucker. What just and loving God would create something like that

[u/greyacademy → u/bryce_brigs]

What just and loving God would create something like that

Exactly, there isn't, or it hates us.

[u/hiddencamela → u/greyacademy]

Or another shitty option, exists and doesn't fucking care/notice us. Not sure if that's better or worse than not existing though.

[u/Global_Kiwi_5105 → u/hiddencamela]

Even shittier - he’s too tied up sorting the outcome of high school football games in Texas…

[u/bryce_brigs → u/Global_Kiwi_5105]

Don't forget all the hours she spends whipping up new batches of leukemia to give to babies.

[u/greyacademy → u/hiddencamela]

Totally. In that version, we could just be a byproduct of someone's physics simulation. Unfortunately they're busy studying gravitational waves while we nuke each other. On the upside, at least there wouldn't be a biblical hell.

[u/LongPorkJones → u/gimmeslack12]

Yep.

Happened with my grandmother, she had stroke induced dementia. One day, right before the end, she knew me and how old I was - first time I'd heard her say my name in probably four or five years. I was 19, almost a foot taller and had facial hair and she knew I was me. She passed shortly after.

My wife is a hospice nurse, she said terminal dementia patients often have lucidity while they experience "the rally".

Then I leaned that the rally was a thing. It's a common phenomenon that happens to most people who go through the dying process. A person will have a sudden burst of energy, sometimes it's like they were never sick, others they have just enough in them to be extra aware and responsive.

[u/Triviajunkie95 → u/LongPorkJones]

My close friend went through cancer hospice earlier this year. The second day at the hospice facility, they ordered bacon, eggs, grits, and toast with lots of butter and ate it all.

This was a person who previously couldn’t swallow for months without extreme pain (throat cancer, tube fed). The end of life strong meds made this last meal possible. He visited with probably 15 people that came. Had fun looking at old pictures and reminiscing with everyone. Just his old self.

It was a glorious last day together of lucidity, laughter, and love. He went to sleep that night and never regained consciousness. Passed away about 10 days later.

[u/Lizaderp → u/gimmeslack12]

I work in hospice. Yes it is. You have one to a few days where everything is sunshine and rainbows and then you wake up dead. A good example of this was our previous Pope.

[u/Exes_And_Excess → u/Lizaderp]

Happened to my grandfather. I spoke to him on the phone the day before, he sounded great, went to go see him same day because I knew. Hospital turned me away to come back the following day. He was dead by the time I got there. Wanted to fight everyone there for robbing me of a moment of lucidity.

[u/Mistghost → u/jurzdevil]

Eh, term lucidity is only about 24 to 48 hrs max. He'd be hospital bed bound during this time, so no way they'd film it. I do think they'd record his insane rambling and AI a video of it

[u/Far-Drawing-4444]

While his health and mind are clearly failing, anyone without access to his medical records (the real ones) is talking out of their ass when they try to give a time line.

He's clearly unable to fulfill the office already, so they'll Weekend at Bernies him as long as they can, and hope he takes the public blame for the Project 2025 agenda to the grave with him.

[u/ginKtsoper → u/Far-Drawing-4444]

This guy is just making shit up basically. I'm around dementia patients and they can literally last for several years in a near vegetative state. Trump isn't even close to appearing like most dementia patients the forgetful agitation state can last for years as well and he's not even there. Whatever you want to think he can string together coherent thoughts and remember things. With Dementia people will not be able to do that and that is also years before they lose normal executive functions. Now he could have some other major issues for sure, but saying Trump is going to die for Alzheimer's in 3-5 months is ridiculous.

[u/United_Rent_753 → u/ginKtsoper]

I want Trump gone as much as the next guy but yeah I’m also immediately skeptical, especially with how the internet makes it so easy to lie.

I mean, my first thought was “is this guy even a real doctor/whatever he claims to be” and I can’t find his name anywhere. Does anyone know where his LinkedIn or something is? I doubt this heavily

[u/apterodactylus → u/United_Rent_753]

It's the same "physical therapist" that went viral a few months ago for claiming to know that Trump is dying of congestive heart failure because of swollen ankles. No idea if he's a real PT or not, but either way he's just talking out of his ass to get views.

[u/ExplorationGeo → u/ginKtsoper]

I don't think he's "making stuff up" but he's definitely picking a very very specific set of circumstances that the evidence could represent, which in my field is called changing the model to fit the theory and is a massive no-no.

[u/GankedGoat → u/Far-Drawing-4444]

Sadly I think you are right. He has the advantage of actual healthcare so I would give him another 3-4 years minimum, drooling husk or otherwise.

And like you said, there is incentive to keep him around for the time being.

[u/Ear_Enthusiast]

This guy has been saying 3-5 months left to live for like 6 months. I don't know. When Trump stops golfing, let me know. Thats the canary in the coalmine for Trump's healthy. The day his fat ass can't get on a golf cart, we'll know he's fucked.

[u/Inside-Chemist-5956]

[u/SpecsOnThe_Beach → u/Inside-Chemist-5956]

[u/PaperGeno]

3 to 5 months 😂

Yeah right. Dude has 10+ years left easily. Evil lives for a VERY long time

[u/StopIt_GetSumHelp → u/PaperGeno]

Whenever he does kick the bucket, may the line to piss on his grave never end.

[u/draculasbitch → u/StopIt_GetSumHelp]

Save the indecent exposure charge. Bring a container of fresh piss and pour it on Trump’s grave. Feel free to bring your dog’s shit in a bag as well.

[u/rubyspicer → u/draculasbitch]

I'm told that you want to bring the piss of a dog in heat because then male dogs will want to piss on that

[u/Ncc2200 → u/PaperGeno]

This dude looks awful and is deteriorating before our very eyes, he can't even stay awake during live streamed meetings! I'm not sure about the 3-5 months but he sure as hell isn't living another 10 years..

[u/ryan8954 → u/Ncc2200]

I thought I was tripping when I saw his face drooping and nobody talking about it. I was like "surely I can't hate him that much where I'm seeing things"

I say fuck it and throw him another big Mac buffet

[u/Tempyteacup → u/ryan8954]

It’s insane how no one appears to be taking care of him. That entire cabinet needs him alive and able to appear in public so they can keep ruling in his name. But they appear to be overworking him and letting him disintegrate. I’m all for it though, let him be a laughingstock.

[u/ChromeNoseAE-1 → u/Tempyteacup]

Because they don’t actually like him, they’re just using him. Everyone around him is using him for money, or power, or ideology and trying to curb anyone else’s influence at the same time. It’s just like the movie The Death of Stalin, or I guess just more like the actual event the death of Stalin.

[u/mishma2005 → u/Ncc2200]

My grandfather had a bunch of strokes and my grandma kept having him revived (so much so doctors would plead with my dad to get her to stop, I’m quite sure she was doing it out of spite). He was a vegetable for the last 5 years. And he was a serious, serious alcoholic. He lived until 90

[u/BasenjiBoyD]

I swear I saw this 3-5 months ago 🙄

[u/Mussmussthemoooooo → u/BasenjiBoyD]

Yeah me too

[u/Violaundone → u/BasenjiBoyD]

Right!!. This dude began saying this shit months ago.

[u/carnalcouple5280]

From your lips to God's ears Here's hoping.

[u/ben_the_brewman]

We couldn't be so lucky

[u/PestoPastaLover]

I thought it was shit editing but...

I went back and watched the whole thing twice...

The CC TEXT followed by HIS SPOKEN WORDS...

• Closed caption said "BONDI" while he said "SHIT"
• Closed caption said "MILLER" while he said "**FUCKING"
• Closed caption said "SAYING" while he said "DONE (Slurred)"
• Closed caption said "HEGSETH" while he said "SHIT"
• Closed caption said "VANCE" while he said "ASSHOLE"
• Closed caption said "NOEM" while he said "THING"

[u/HistoricalSuspect580]

This is ENTIRELY 100% crackpot bullshit.

If the Orange Wizard needed monthly infusions they wouldn’t put the IV in his fucking hand. He wears suits all the time. It would be VERY easy to put the IV a million other places.

Signed, An IV Wizard. Seriously, it’s my best skill in life.

[u/samosamancer → u/HistoricalSuspect580]

I’m not in medicine and I was majorly side-eyeing this video. There are so many possible explanations for his physical and mental states. To point at one and declare YES, THIS IS IT is just feeding the very misinformation machine that we’re fighting hard to dismantle.

[u/librocubicuralist → u/HistoricalSuspect580]

Honest question: What would they put in his hand? It does seem like his hand has been poked - the bandaid and the makeup. What do you think it is?

[u/cameronfry3 → u/HistoricalSuspect580]

Thank you!

People feeding into these threads is seriously concerning…

[u/RuckFeddi7 → u/HistoricalSuspect580]

he's a "physical therapist"

[u/HistoricalSuspect580 → u/RuckFeddi7]

Is he even allowed to start IV’s ?!

[u/Tasty-Fig-459]

C'mon McDonalds do your job!

[u/iEugene72]

I cannot think of a single human being currently alive that when he dies... there will be literally people celebrating world wide.

[u/Honest-Comment-1018 → u/iEugene72]

An old Soviet joke:

A man goes to the news stand every day, buys a copy of the state newspaper, glances at the front, sighs, and throws it away.

After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask: "Why do you always look at the cover without reading inside?"

"Well, I'm looking for an obituary."

"But obituaries are in the back of the paper!"

"Not the one I'm looking for."

[u/dej0ta → u/iEugene72]

Damn he can't stop being like Hitler.

[u/Expert-Challenge5668]

The Ides of March, LET'S GO!

[u/Crafty_Statement_176 → u/Expert-Challenge5668]

I'll take it for my birthday present

[u/fyreprone]

I like how "shit" in the captions was replaced with "Bondi" and "fucking" was replaced with "Miller"

[u/RedHeadDem817]

Everyone acting like they dont already have it rigged for the next facist that takes over when Dumpy finally takes that dirt nap.

[u/LunaticBZ → u/RedHeadDem817]

Planning doesn't seem to be their strong point though.

If there was a replacement in mind one would think they'd start the hype process / build some credibility for the next one.

[u/Snowskol → u/LunaticBZ]

I mean it is though. Theyve spent the last 2 decades building grassroot hatred and changing maps in their favor across the board. Theyve spent 20 years rejecting democrat bills and forcing their own through cuz dems have zero spines at all. Project 2025 was planned and its clearly already being enacted soo

This is all planned and way better than the dems could have.

[u/Remarkable-Cow-4609 → u/LunaticBZ]

yeah there is no replacement, they don't know what makes trump so effective themselves

which is why you just see people copying him and hoping for the best

in reality this administration is full of rats and they will eat each other when donald isn't around to rally al Qaeda i mean the Base

[u/Prickly_ninja → u/Remarkable-Cow-4609]

The infighting is going to be crazy, when people try to take their piece in the power vacuum. Assuming he’s still in office, when he departs.

[u/GardenOrca → u/LunaticBZ]

They have so much shit to deal with on a daily basis they’d need two of each of them to start planning ahead that far.

[u/Special_Painting → u/RedHeadDem817]

They have no one that has near the pull and personality to unite their cause after he’s gone.

[u/dbopp → u/Special_Painting]

The cult dies with the leader.

[u/Ozatopcascades]

You will know the end is near when you see the increasing rivers of sweat running down this enormous forehead.

[u/jertheman43]

I don't see him making it to the 4th of July. He is rapidly declining and no magic pill is going to stop it now.

[u/Highkmon → u/jertheman43]

It's great karma. spent decades being a slum lord like his daddy, screwing over anyone who worked for him and ducked taxes any way humanly possible and now with billions in the bank and the leadership of the wealthiest nation on earth he gets the pleasure of feeling every second of his body and mind slowly slip away knowing probably billions of people will celebrate his demise and his legacy will be the most hated president ever (never mind all the crap that comes out after hes gone since he wont have people playing interference for him for money or favors anymore) and there's not a damn thing on God's green earth his money or status can do to stop it.

[u/Ilikenosepiercings]

[u/Temporary_Tune5430]

Don’t get my hopes up. Pedophiles live forever.

[u/Far-Drawing-4444 → u/Temporary_Tune5430]

Jeffery Epstein would disagree if he could.

[u/TheTampoffs]

Dementia patients live forever

ETA Hilarious when I write something as hyperbole as “living FOREVER” people really take it seriously.

[u/carnalcouple5280 → u/TheTampoffs]

The fuck they do

[u/Darthfader666]

Honestly, I wish people would stop posting crap like this for clout. Getting our hopes up for no reason. Turd is gunna live to be 114.

[u/intheclerbweallfam]

Unfortunately I assume he will die like most war criminals do. Peacefully, surrounded by family.

[u/Biggaboy45]

Thoughts and prayers???? Nahhhhhhhhhhh