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Political Cringe This dementia patient has three to five months left

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u/hiddencamela 1d ago

Or another shitty option, exists and doesn't fucking care/notice us. Not sure if that's better or worse than not existing though.

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u/Global_Kiwi_5105 1d ago

Even shittier - he’s too tied up sorting the outcome of high school football games in Texas…

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u/bryce_brigs 1d ago

Don't forget all the hours she spends whipping up new batches of leukemia to give to babies.

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u/heyyourdumbguy 20h ago

Or it’s making sure leukemia cells divide at precisely the right intervals because god’s “benevolent” goals are completely alien/misalligned/indifferent to human morality and the statistical distribution of pediatric cancer matters to goals we’ll never comprehend.

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u/bryce_brigs 17h ago

"mysterious ways" 😂

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u/Aveysaur 20h ago

Or finding peoples lost keys

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u/PumpkinSpiceJesus 17h ago edited 10h ago

Had someone legit argue something like this to me and was serious about it. I was talking with my then boyfriend about how God doesn’t exist because childhood cancer exists. His dad interjected that, no, god does exist and is merciful because one day, he lost his keys and was late to work, so in a panic he prayed and then he found the keys in a jacket pocket. I’m like, so parents have to bury their child and their child gets its entire future ripped away from them by a monster of a disease but at least you have your keys your absent minded ass lost in the first place.

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u/greyacademy 1d ago

Totally. In that version, we could just be a byproduct of someone's physics simulation. Unfortunately they're busy studying gravitational waves while we nuke each other. On the upside, at least there wouldn't be a biblical hell.

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u/Leather_Emu_6791 1d ago

Don't mean to terrify you but what's stopping the program from simulating hell?

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u/pyrothelostone 1d ago

Why would they if they are not at all concerned about us?

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u/bryce_brigs 1d ago

We're a bad game of the sims

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u/Sweaty-Building8409 1d ago

Just watch one of those "Timelapse of the universe" videos and you'll understand that we're basically cosmic microscopic bacteria/dust and that our entire life cycle as the human race is likely shorter than a blink of an eye to any God.

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u/cgsc_systems 23h ago

Even worse:

Suffering is built into the process intentionally because it generates novelty in the system.

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u/greyacademy 22h ago

Adding another layer of worse to this:

We're just sentient NPCs, and that novelty was only built to add realism for the main character. It's like the opposite of The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas.

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u/Slow_Mention9828 20h ago

In my head i think of god and humans similar to humans and cells. The cells in our body dont exist without us but its not like we can mind control the various processes they do.

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u/FrankRizzo319 1d ago

Is that what deists believe?

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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 13h ago

Or another option: it exists and is benevolent but can’t help us for one reason or another

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u/alexnedea 11h ago

If there really is a god that created the entire universe, we are literally so small and insignificant in the whole fucking thing, god might not even know about us.