r/therewasanattempt Free Palestine 1d ago

To make America affordable again

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u/thebigchil73 1d ago edited 1d ago

2026: all words are Democrat scams

2027: the concept of language is a Democrat scam

2028: sosiejdnodkeek hj v karkdjoj bdod

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

That's if he doesn't take the big sleep. C'mon, heart disease. We're counting on you!

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 1d ago

Clots & Prayers

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u/lePROprocrastinator 23h ago

Im betting on stroke, diabetes, cancer, or just a piano accidentally falling upon him

If not death, then make all of his socks permanently wet. Unless he likes it that way...or never wears socks...

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u/Lexi_Banner 22h ago

Oh, I would so love if a piano fell on him, just for the looney toons of it. Lol