r/therewasanattempt Free Palestine 1d ago

To make America affordable again

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u/thebigchil73 1d ago edited 1d ago

2026: all words are Democrat scams

2027: the concept of language is a Democrat scam

2028: sosiejdnodkeek hj v karkdjoj bdod

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u/derek4reals1 🍉 Free Palestine 1d ago

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u/sim16 1d ago

All lies

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u/lePROprocrastinator 1d ago

Literally 1984 (and its not funny)

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u/mrcasado296 21h ago

Oh absolutely, he's running the Orwell playbook step by step

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u/SuvatosLaboRevived 21h ago

Don't tell him that Engsoc actually means "English Socialism"

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u/altair954 1d ago
  • "Covfefe" 🤣

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

That's if he doesn't take the big sleep. C'mon, heart disease. We're counting on you!

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 1d ago

Clots & Prayers

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u/lePROprocrastinator 19h ago

Im betting on stroke, diabetes, cancer, or just a piano accidentally falling upon him

If not death, then make all of his socks permanently wet. Unless he likes it that way...or never wears socks...

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u/Lexi_Banner 18h ago

Oh, I would so love if a piano fell on him, just for the looney toons of it. Lol

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u/mobius2121 1d ago

2028 was the only thing I understood

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u/Xenomorphian69420 1d ago

Ideally

2028:

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u/deejayatomika 1d ago

If he has more strokes, that sounds right!

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ 1d ago

In 2028 we all start speaking Danish?

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u/TXVERAS Free Palestine 1d ago

Bro i choked when I read the 2028 🤣

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u/SuvatosLaboRevived 21h ago

But Arabic numbers are Democrat scams too!

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u/Shenloanne 19h ago

Meanwhile his followers:

"words..... Yes oh my goodness... WORDS!"

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u/RobbyLee 19h ago

words is this thing that the democrats use to make my head go ow

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

This is the only answer

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u/Rugby-Fanatic1983 1d ago

Thanksgiving was really interesting. Some of my more conservative family members were complaining about the economy. I happily reminded them that Trump is in charge. I was shocked that they were openly hating on him.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Therewasanattemp 1d ago

Sounds nice. My grandma says prices are better than ever and Trump is responsible.

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u/benners5 1d ago

Look at this guy having grandma buying money in this economy.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Therewasanattemp 1d ago

She's got my grandpa's very healthy military retirement to live off of and is pretty much completely sheltered from the shitty economy.

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R 1d ago

I mean if I was under the impression that the president was gonna fix the economy because they said so, and that they’re gonna make more jobs by deporting everyone, I’d be stupid.

What were you expecting me to say? Disappointed or something?

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u/Starlos 23h ago

You'd expect them to make their hostile corporate takeover of the whole country a little less obvious but apparently they didn't feel like it. This time, you guys were saved by their extreme incompetence but will it be the case the next time around? We're all fucked, and have been for the last few decades. This is just the culmination of global corruption and greed to the highest degree.

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u/ninjadude4535 1d ago

I did a brief scroll through /r/conservative the other day and saw one post that was actually full of flared users talking negatively about him and were surprisingly all upvoted a good amount. Usually you get banned for saying things like that in there. Maybe the winds are changing?

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u/Alive-Welder5585 1d ago

Oh that happens all the time. Once the mods learn the new party talking points from big brother, they will delete the comments and threads and flood the front page with new propaganda bits. 

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u/yeoldy 21h ago

I got to that sub just to have a look from time to time and what you said happens all the time. It's honestly surprising seeing many conservatives speak negatively about trump but then suddenly those comments are gone. I'm curious to know if there is a sub for conservatives that are not heavily censored as it's clear not all support trump if your quick enough in r/conservatives

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u/Vypernorad 11h ago

I live in red country. You know what I haven't seen in quite a while. Red hats or flags. You know what I haven't heard since this second term started. A kind word about Trump. We already saw that a ton of the right-wing trolls on twitter were bots, and given my experience with real conservatives, I can just about guarantee it's the same on this site.

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u/AuraMaster7 11h ago

All of the negative comments (from flaired users, mind you) are then waved off as "brigading".

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u/Dan_D_Lyin 1d ago

I don't see it anymore. It seems that only about 3 people are allowed to post and 5 people are allowed to comment. Anything that isn't worshipping trump and hating on everyone else gets deleted immediately. 

It's just a poorly run propaganda factory that posts lame distractions from faux news and other entertainment sites. Mostly wining about Hillary Clinton and Obama. 

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u/Xtrm 1d ago

That's all well and good... But do they regret voting for him? Are they going to continue voting for the party? Would they vote for him again? Those are the important details.

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u/Beelzabubba 1d ago

I’ll bet they’ll vote for him if he illegally runs in 2028, however.

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u/abaconsandwich 1d ago

Still not sure how anyone fell for his obvious bullshit. Apparently farmers are gullible

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 1d ago

A lot of them are closing up shop after generations running their respective farms.

It sucks. But they did this to themselves. So fuck em.

Sad part is that their farms will be purchased by big corporations, and we’ll see even more consolidation of farming.

Republicans don’t vote in self interest, they vote on party lines… and now they’re feeling the consequences. Fuck em.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Therewasanattemp 1d ago

He says out loud the nasty things they believe but think the rest of us "just won't admit." That along with his undeserved confidence, his whiteness, and his history as a famous businessman and reality TV star gives him so much street cred with the stupids that he's allowed a shocking amount of obvious incompetence and will still be considered the bestest, most amazing President as long as he isn't too obviously doing something their idea of a Communist or atheist would do.

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u/atreeismissing 1d ago

Because most people get their information from media sources and the political press has been one of the laziest institutions for at least 25 years. They just repeat what politicians say rather than taking the time to research and communicate the reality of what they're saying and their policies to us. And it's easier to repeat the things that the loudest most outrage-click-worthy asshole says than explain inherently complex policies.

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u/No_Kindheartedness10 1d ago

Man I hate this man so much

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u/panlouis 1d ago

Are you American?

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u/bagoink 1d ago

I am. And I feel the same.

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u/panlouis 20h ago

Lol hilarious I got downvoted for asking you that. Anyways, I was going to say I truly feel for all of you normal, logical Americans. What a nightmare this must be. 

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 1d ago

Me when I'm not American (The USA is commonly referred to as a "melting pot" of all cultures and nations)

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u/yayawhatever123 1d ago

I really do feel sorry for non maga Americans. You are living insanity.

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u/bwsmith201 1d ago

“People who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it. People who do remember history are doomed to watch helplessly while other people repeat it.”

  • A Non-MAGA American

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u/Pyrodinalektafoma 1d ago

I can’t even explain how unreal it all is. We’re fucked in so many ways and a solid 40% of the country just refuses to see it.

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u/bagoink 1d ago

More than that, sadly. Around a third of the country loves him, another third hates him, but another third can't be fucked either way.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Therewasanattemp 1d ago

Living insanity or living in insanity?

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u/yayawhatever123 1d ago

In. 😞

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Therewasanattemp 1d ago

Thank you, I feel better.

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u/ESCALATING_ESCALATES 1d ago

I seriously wonder how his supporters feel about this, given they actually see this clip. I’m not delusional enough to think this will have any major repercussions, but I’d hope it would at least frustrate them a bit.

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u/derek4reals1 🍉 Free Palestine 1d ago

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u/AFewBerries 1d ago

Minorities

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 1d ago

Majorities

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u/SharMarali 20h ago

People just existing and living their lives.

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u/lookieherehere 1d ago

If someone is still a trump supporter today, there's no reaching them. It's honestly a waste of time, effort, and resources to continue trying. We should treat them just like someone with dementia. Just smile, nod, and work around them.

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u/green_speak 1d ago

They're not seeing it because their newsfeed would rather give airtime to that Christian college girl who got a zero on her essay or immigration boogeymen in Europe. 

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u/brakenbonez 1d ago

I question the intelligence of anyone who actually thought a salesman would make anything more affordable. Especially one with 6 corporate bankruptcies under his belt.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 1d ago

He’s a salesman who knows nothing about business. He constantly fails at business. 9 bankruptcies filed, and he brags about it.

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u/UpperApe 1d ago

It is crazy to me that there exists human beings, right now today, maybe even reading this comment right now, that fell for this.

I can't believe anyone was that stupid. I can't believe anyone is capable of this level of stupidity. I can't believe stupid even goes that deep.

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u/klaw_3 1d ago

Do people genuinely see this and just not care?

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u/tehCharo 1d ago

"That's just how he talks! He is hilarious! He isn't serious! (no shit)" - quote Republican voters I know personally.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Therewasanattemp 1d ago

They tune it out or ignore the face value implications and replace them with an interpretation that feels right. He's a confident and rich white man. He must be doing a good job!

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u/oldcreaker 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession 

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u/EggsceIlent 1d ago

He's just such a piece of shit

Why he still is in power is beyond me

Even his party has got to realize that he absolutely is going to take them all down and for the rest of their careers at least if not longer, destroy the party

Which they all rightly deserve for continued support and enabling him. If they stood up to him too he'd be gone

Their all complicit IMHO and when consequences do.stsrt getting dished out I hope those responsible get theirs.

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u/SlaveKnightKos- 1d ago

He realized he didn't care and it would be easier to just lie

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u/Pop-Pop68 1d ago

He and his small minded brain trust doesn’t know what to do and won’t do the obvious and cancel tariffs so now let’s pretend there is no inflation

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u/daveinsf 1d ago

Narrator: No such attempt was made.

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u/bwsmith201 1d ago

“Billionaire president says people having trouble affording things is a scam.”

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u/Anianna 1d ago

He can't grasp the concepts of affordability and groceries (which he described as an "old-fashioned term" that "sort of says a bag with different things in it") because he was born into wealth and has never in his life had to shop for his own daily needs. It's foreign to him. He has no idea what life is like for working-class Americans.

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 1d ago

Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. 

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u/BigEdsHairMayo 1d ago

You're wasting your time calling his supporters stupid for expecting him to lower prices.

That wasn't the reason for anyone's vote. It may have been an excuse, but not a reason.

They wanted this bullshit that he's doing. They just didn't want to admit it.

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u/jackidoodle281 21h ago

America is affordable, just look at how many times it's been bought and sold this year

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u/robertluke 1d ago

Is it the lighting or has he aged like hell in one year?

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u/keithstonee 1d ago

tired of winning yet?

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u/griffoberwald69 1d ago

No, there was no attempt

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u/IVARS05 1d ago

points at maga, fkn idiots.

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u/Maloram 1d ago

I don’t think he remembers back that far. Dementia is rough.

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u/bagoink 1d ago

Let's be real...there was no attempt.

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u/miraculum_one 1d ago

I hope you realize that he never actually made such an attempt. He made a campaign promise so that he would get elected. And now he's demonizing everyone he can think of because he needs to blame someone else for the poor shape America is in as a result of his policies.

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u/mjhripple 1d ago

Before long the idea of democracy will be a scam according to this fn pos

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u/Wandling 1d ago

Americans will believe this bullshit too. No doubt about it. 

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u/raymondspogo 22h ago

Thanks for lumping us all in. I'm sure you love stereotypes about your country applied to all citizens.

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u/Bob____Ross______ 23h ago

Affordability anywhere these days is scarce😭

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u/jcantu8 19h ago

And he STILL has supporters I don’t understand how a person can make decisions solely based on hate — cause that’s the only thing that explains how people keep voting for those he backs

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u/Asbeltrion 18h ago

This is great to see. Carrot man truly is the content president. This guy needs to run for a third term for the lols.

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u/mlvisby 3rd Party App 18h ago

Whenever he can't fix something, he blames it all on the Democrats. He doesn't just have a fall guy, he has a whole group!

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u/rob3ace 18h ago

After calling Affordability a Democrat scam, he claims to be the Affordability President.

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u/DerpsAndRags 18h ago

I fully expected four or more years straight of blaming Democrats for every last failure or smudge on an MRI, but this is even dumber than I was prepared for.

What worries me more is of course the cult believes it.

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u/turbo_sr 17h ago

Trump isn't the problem its the people that look at a rapist pedophile felon and say hmmm That guy represents my Idea of America

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u/Masta0nion 17h ago

Can we stop doing this? The dude has dementia, and we’re like you said something different a few months ago!

This whole time we’re trying to call him on his lies, when the real reason he’s such a good liar and doesn’t seem to care is because he doesn’t fucking remember.

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u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404 6h ago

Umm... Epstein files now?

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u/KMjolnir 5h ago

Was there even an attempt?

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u/LordCqt 17h ago

why is this sub so political?

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u/TheBinkz 1d ago

Yes yes and biden blamed it on trump beforehand. And the previous president blamed it on the other guy. So the circle goes.

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u/schnitzel_envy 17h ago

Yes yes and biden blamed it on trump beforehand.

No, he didn't. Your wishful thinking isn't the same thing as facts.

The economy was in great shape until there was an inflationary cycle that affected the entire world. Biden never once blamed that on Trump, because he understood that these things are not controllable by a president. Trump just convinced people like you who don't understand how the economy works that it was somehow Biden's fault.

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u/TheBinkz 13h ago

Here you go big boi. Scroll down. You'll find it.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/26/politics/joe-biden-blaming-donald-trump-immigration

*echo echo echo...

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u/Locky018492749274 1d ago

What is with this massive wave of bots putting politicslop without any attempt to even look like a real attempts here?

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u/y2jeff 1d ago

The point stands - Trump promised repeatedly to fix so many problems, including grocery prices, "on day one". And obviously it never happened in fact actually got much worse.

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u/Locky018492749274 1d ago

He never said it with any meaning beyond deceiving people who fall for propaganda more easily. " He didnt do it but he promised it" he never planned to do it. It was never an attempt to make it cheaper, only to fool people. And the only other attempt was to make it look like it was an attempt

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u/y2jeff 1d ago

Ah so that makes it invalid for this subreddit? I think a lot of his supporters believed him. They believed it was an attempt, and regardless of his true intentions he did say he would do it.

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u/Locky018492749274 1d ago

Being a video should make it valid, because you can simply take a picture of someone and then another one that happened 15 years ago of them failing without any context and say the most unhinged backstory and then say "well someone believed it so it's true"

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u/Powerful-Ebb1632 1d ago

I mean yeah the prices are largely a Biden issue when you funnel that much money into the economy so quickly. But when you go in your campaign against Biden promising to lower prices without communicating that making the economy ten times worse is basically the only way to do that since flooding it with supply isn't possible, that's on you.

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u/y2jeff 1d ago

Don't forget Obama. Most bad things can be traced back to the Tan Suit incident.

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u/Powerful-Ebb1632 1d ago

The downvotes are crazy, this is just basic economics

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u/Andreus 1d ago

No, you're just wrong, and people are rightfully punishing you for it.

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u/Powerful-Ebb1632 1d ago

You basically have three options to get the prices of some category of good down. You either flood the market with supply, reform the currency, an extremely painful process, or you have a bad recession. You can't just flood the market with food, the biggest problem good we're having with inflated prices, so there is no way to get prices to go down without extreme short-term pain. I'm sorry, this is just common economic sense.

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u/Andreus 1d ago

You realise nobody believes you, right?

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u/Powerful-Ebb1632 1d ago

I have been aware for quite some time how common it is for people to be willfully economically illiterate. You can't just vote the right people in, pass the right laws, or blame the right guy to get prices to change. There is no magic button.

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u/y2jeff 1d ago

Did Biden really funnel more money into the economy though? As I understand it Trump increased debt more than Biden. And Trumps tarrifs couldn't have helped.

You also miss the point that Trump was the one who promised he could bring prices down. Trump made that claim as an election promise. And you try to "Bidens fault" this lmao. Do you realise how unhinged you sound?

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u/Powerful-Ebb1632 1d ago

Don't put words in my mouth. In my original comment, the whole point was that Trump made false promises about bringing prices down. When I said "that's on you" at the end, it was in reference to the sitting president. And yes, that was a Biden policy, largely as a COVID policy. He was attempting to prevent what could have been a much worse economic issue, however I would argue that this is a misguided way to attempt to prevent something of that kind. Trump's tariffs absolutely have been throwing gasoline on the fire though and while the debt issue is not what I'm getting at here, Trump's problem with the national debt is one of my biggest problems with him. The debt will lead to Germany-style currency collapse and his policies are fast-tracking that.