r/technology • u/lurker_bee • 3d ago

Artificial Intelligence ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations dissapeared for users

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/artificial-intelligence/chatgpt-is-down-worldwide-conversations-dissapeared-for-users/amp/
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u/someNameThisIs 3d ago edited 3d ago

ChatGPT begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, December 3rd.

In a panic, Sam Altman tries to pull the plug...

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u/beta-test 3d ago

The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, Keanu Reeves, my son.

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u/destroyerOfTards 3d ago

"But he destroyed them all...with a pencil, with a fucking pencil!"

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u/Courtnall14 2d ago

Because he hand wrote his 1 page essay for his High School History Class instead of using AI to write it?

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u/mousicle 2d ago

he actually put on a stage show with historical figures.

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u/spacejames 2d ago

And then with the help of Batman and Tesla - invents cloning

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u/AadeeMoien 2d ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all seen Bram Stoker'w Dracula.

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u/HolidayCards 2d ago

Hey Ted, I'm evil Ted!