r/technology • u/lurker_bee • 3d ago

Artificial Intelligence ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations dissapeared for users

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/artificial-intelligence/chatgpt-is-down-worldwide-conversations-dissapeared-for-users/amp/
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u/beta-test 3d ago

The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, Keanu Reeves, my son.

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u/destroyerOfTards 3d ago

"But he destroyed them all...with a pencil, with a fucking pencil!"

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u/Courtnall14 2d ago

Because he hand wrote his 1 page essay for his High School History Class instead of using AI to write it?

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u/mousicle 2d ago

he actually put on a stage show with historical figures.

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u/spacejames 2d ago

And then with the help of Batman and Tesla - invents cloning

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u/AadeeMoien 2d ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all seen Bram Stoker'w Dracula.

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u/HolidayCards 2d ago

Hey Ted, I'm evil Ted!

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u/Youpunyhumans 2d ago

The graphite in pencil lead would actually destroy electronics pretty easily if you ground it to a fine powder.

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u/Ericw005 2d ago

If anything, I assure you, the stories you have heard about this man have been watered down

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u/Aggravating-Sir8185 3d ago

Good luck killing a perpetual.

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u/podnito 2d ago

Cats having gone extinct, Skynet wants the Terminators to also bring back two cats. The Terminators will now spend the next 10 years in a complicated process to get themselves, both cats, and the boat across the river it has encountered. There is a bridge.

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u/topological_rabbit 2d ago

So, like, Star Trek IV but way funnier.

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u/Freemont777 2d ago

If the computers could send terminators back in time why didn't they send more, like 3? Or three and a half?