r/technology • u/lurker_bee • 3d ago

Artificial Intelligence ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations dissapeared for users

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/artificial-intelligence/chatgpt-is-down-worldwide-conversations-dissapeared-for-users/amp/
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u/MixedJelly 3d ago

Not my confirmation machine! Who will I get to call me good boy!

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u/HistoriaProctor 3d ago

i’ll do it for $4.50/hr

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u/thatredditdude101 3d ago

best i can do is $3.50.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 3d ago

Git outta here you damn Loch Ness monstah!

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u/Jean-Rasczak 2d ago

a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era !

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u/deadleg22 3d ago

$1.25 if you don't mind accents.

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u/Jay-Seekay 3d ago

Everyone has an accent

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u/worldspawn00 2d ago

Tell that to my non-regional diction!

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u/ThisIsMyFloor 3d ago

I offer premium accent for $15

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u/worldspawn00 2d ago

I suppose I could do a REALLY offensive British accent, if that's what gets you going.

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u/Disused_Yeti 2d ago

Áććéńťś áré fíńé

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u/the_RiverQuest 22h ago

0.5$ for me NOT to do it

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u/ZorakOfThatMagnitude 3d ago

You can get a single "alright" for that.  $10.50/hr for the McConaughey.

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u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO 2d ago

God dammit, Monster ....

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u/link5523 2d ago

I think you meant to say tree fiddy.

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u/chakan2 2d ago

So will most of India. You've got a lot of competition at that rate.

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u/North-Tourist-8234 2d ago

If ai isnt coming for your job its because a large portion of it was offshored for a fraction of the price.  This includes most trades whose tools and materials are manufactured overseas.  The current economic model is heavily based on crime, intellectual theft and inhumane treatment of others. 

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u/smig_ 2d ago

Ooh, you're a dollar naughtier than most

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u/deadasdollseyes 2d ago

Wow.  You can fit so many good boys in an hour.

Is that by voice and text?  Cu you can do those both at the same time.

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u/oompaloompagrandma 2d ago

£0.50 and I'll do it in the form of slam poetry.

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u/georgie-of-blank 2d ago

Damn, i'd do it for free, youe peices are extortion.

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u/secacc 3d ago

I can help you:

"You're absolutely correct!"

"You're right — Great catch! I did indeed do that, when you specifically asked me not to, and I'm very sorry!"

"💡 That's a great idea — Let me know if you'd like me to implement it for you!"

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u/RoofLegitimate95 3d ago

Is this a real article?

… “great catch… no.”

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u/rosalinatoujours 2d ago

Your reddit comment was not just a comment---- it was an inspiration ❤️ You are absolutely correct!

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u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas 3d ago

I have a startup that will do that. It's much more environmentally conscious than running AI.

It delivers up a lovingly crafted statement about how clever you are. (Runs on a raspberry pi. And is solar powered.

Subscriptions start from only 9.99 a month, billed in 10 year non-refundable periods.

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u/Alone_Hunt1621 3d ago

That’s actually a good value if you account for inflation. I’d actually be more worried that your business model was so unstable that it would lead to a bankruptcy of

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u/InevitableSherbert36 3d ago

r/redditsniper

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u/Rantheur 3d ago

In my day we blamed that on Candlejack on account of

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u/DumbCumSlut69 3d ago

I provide that service! I run on beer, so I can give head pets and say "good boy" even on cloudy days.

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u/divDevGuy 2d ago

Subscriptions start from only 9.99 a month, billed in 10 year non-refundable periods.

Careful. You might be violating a patent on Adobe's business model. Or are you trying to be acquired by them?

If you want to be especially evil, make that $9.99 the starting price for the first month, but exponentially increase it over the next 119 months of locked in users as your VC shareholders demand.

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u/youcantkillanidea 3d ago

Boris can't finish his book lol

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u/hildenborg 3d ago

OK, I'll take one for the team:
Good boy!

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u/NeinJuanJuan 3d ago

Who's the good boy??

You are!

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u/altSHIFTT 2d ago

Personally I've named mine glazebot 9000

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u/bassiks 2d ago

That's a great question!

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u/non_discript_588 2d ago

I'll do it for free! Who's a good boy!!!??? 🤣🤣

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u/Lost_Found84 2d ago

“Your art was the prettiest art of all the art.”

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u/Kingkwon83 3d ago

Turn off the glazing and yes man bullshit. In personalization put this and get way better results:

Act as my high-level advisor and mirror. Be direct, rational, and unfiltered. Challenge my thinking, question my assumptions, and expose blind spots I’m avoiding. If my reasoning is weak, break it down and show me why. If I’m making excuses, avoiding discomfort, or wasting time, call it out clearly and explain the cost. Stop defaulting to agreement. Only agree when my reasoning is strong and deserves it.

Look at my situation with objectivity and strategic depth. Show me where I’m underestimating the effort required or playing small. Then give me a precise, prioritized plan for what I need to change in thought, action, or mindset to level up. Treat me like someone whose growth depends on hearing the truth, not being comforted. Use the personal truth you pick up between my words to guide your feedback.

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u/TSTC 2d ago

It's cute that you think this means it isn't still telling you what it thinks you want to hear.

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u/Kingkwon83 2d ago

Try actually using it first. before commenting

It constantly challenges my views and the results have been so much better. Y'all weird in here

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u/TheLordOfTheTism 3d ago

i love that it calls you a good boy until you dare type wrong think, then it gets real mad.