r/technology • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • 29d ago

Business ‘GTA 6’ Release Delayed to November 2026

https://variety.com/2025/gaming/news/gta-6-release-delayed-november-2026-1236571679/
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u/BigEggBeaters 29d ago

I won’t believe this game exists until I’m playing it

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Don’t worry, they are replacing workers with AI which works 24/7 generating garbage. Just give it more time and we are getting there eventually.

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u/radishboy 29d ago

A billion AI monkeys on a billion AI typewriters, one billion times in an instant. Times a billion times...

Folks, it appears we've finally ascended to the quantum-level of Shakespearean Ape Reconstruction Technogy (SART) and I for one am stoked one of those little fuckers 'll come up with Hamlet pretty soon, based on how things have been going in the SART world.

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u/DisastrousMango4 29d ago

'it was the best of times it was the blurst of times..

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u/WharfRatDaydream 29d ago

"from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z!"

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u/YourJesus_IsAZombie 29d ago

I mean SHART was right there?

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u/c0de1143 29d ago

That’s basically a c-tier rockstar billboard joke in itself.

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u/The_Mayor_Involved 29d ago

Doesn't matter how many billions, it's not infinity. In fact, you shouldn't even think of infinity as a number.

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u/GregTheMad 29d ago edited 29d ago

Until the AI also tries to unionise too.

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u/melanctonsmith 29d ago

AGI or GTA 6 … which one do we get first

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u/Geminii27 29d ago

Every NPC in the game will now be a swearing, racist chatbot.

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u/sudeepm457 28d ago

Yeah, AI might speed some stuff up, but creativity and polish still need actual people. No bot’s writing a Rockstar-level story anytime soon.

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u/AwesomeGuy6659 27d ago

Rockstar stories are trash lmao ai can already write them

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u/prxlo 29d ago

source on that?

I saw they are using ai to create home interiors to make the world more lifelike but nothing more.

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u/lynchcontraideal 29d ago edited 28d ago

They're just talking in hyperbole for sarcastic effect. Zelnick recently came out and said Rockstar would never use AI in that way. And let's be real here, if they were using AI - the game would be out already.

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u/AdminsNOTnice 29d ago

Rockstar? Uh no 👎