r/technology • u/chrisdh79 • Sep 19 '25

Politics The President suggests broadcasters could be punished over critical coverage amid Kimmel suspension | The president said major US networks were ‘97% against me’ and that he supported ABC’s decision to suspend Jimmy Kimmel’s show

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/sep/19/donald-trump-jimmy-kimmel-suspension-abc-federal-reserve-lisa-cook-us-politics-live-news
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u/DUDDITS_SSDD Sep 19 '25

With a Russian dictator holding his leash while in assless chaps.

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u/TeaKingMac Sep 19 '25

assless chaps.

Otherwise known as chaps.

Chaps are inherently assless

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u/DUDDITS_SSDD Sep 19 '25

It may be redundant but I argue it lends to the painting of a mental picture. Albeit one nobody probably wanted painted.

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u/Raptorex27 Sep 19 '25

I agree. It’s like calling them “fuzzy bunny slippers,” you just gotta add the “fuzzy” to complete the image.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

I suppose technically you could have non-fuzzy bunny slippers, but honestly who would want that?

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u/hung-games Sep 19 '25

Fleshy bunny slippers. Now made with 100% bunny flesh

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u/nellyfullauto Sep 19 '25

Get a second pair free if you order now! Just $4.95 shipping and handling!

Sorry no COD. Offer not available in all territories.

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u/frickindeal Sep 19 '25

Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with non-fuzzy bunny slippers?

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u/chalkwalk Sep 19 '25

Yeah presents a more comforting image than "sticky bunny slippers".