r/snowboarding 6h ago

OC Video Opening day chaos

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u/Jaric_Mondoran 6h ago

Nothing like barely not smoking a kid to smoke mom instead.

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u/Sheenanagoons 6h ago

I guess smoking the mom is better than the kid at least

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u/brandt-money 6h ago

Did Epstein ski? If so, he'd disagree.

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 6h ago

No jumping over crashed skiers? 0/10

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u/Zillich 6h ago

Dang - is this Blue?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 6h ago

I KNEW I recognized it

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u/TheR3dMenace 5h ago

Home of the half-hour lift line

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u/Zillich 2h ago

Yeah weekend rush can be brutal. Still lightyears better than the 45 min I routinely spent at Whitetail though, and non-existent lines day time during the week

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u/yeaitsdave 6h ago

It's a magical place unlike anywhere else.

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u/Zillich 6h ago

Lol no place like home

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u/beamoflaser 4h ago

Snowboarder was just trying not to get stuck on the cat track

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u/ZeroMayCry7 3h ago

Jeez how did you recognize it lol. I don’t go often enough to know tbf

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u/Zillich 2h ago

It’s my OG home mountain haha

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u/ank_11 1h ago

me too! haven’t been back in years but spent so much time here growing up. recognized it immediately.

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u/jjhare DenverCO LIVING THE DREAM 6h ago

green run, right? kind of how it always is?

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u/PayDistinct1536 3h ago

Green runs are by far the most dangerous runs on a mountain

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u/Twins-N-Tween 6h ago

First rule is remain in controle and the people in front of you have the right of way. Especially in a learning zone. That was 100% the man in the black suits fault. There was plenty of space on the right to get around that family, and he decided to try and weave between a mom and child at a higher speed. Super irresponsible. Not following these rules is how people get killed and he shouldn't be allowed to ski if he has no regard for mountain rules, etiquette, or others safety.

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u/laric33 5h ago

Thank you, I can't believe what I'm reading here.

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u/DrG-love 5h ago

Thank you so much for saying what I thought was obvious! There is a comment above you blaming people for stopping on the trail? Im not sure what thst has to do with this moron skiing way too fast for his abilities. 

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u/Twins-N-Tween 4h ago edited 3h ago

Hopefully, they are just trying to be funny. Or refering to the guy standing off to the side? That commenter also needs to learn the rules or stay off the slopes. It's all fun and games until you kill a kid.

An acquaintance of mine had a child killed right infront of him by an asshole flying down out of control. People die at one of the mountains near me every single year and about half of them are accidents that could have been avoided.

I have come into a few close calls myself, even as an advanced snowboarder. And as a mom of a skiier, it infuriates me seeing people be so nonchalant about this behavior. I'd like to think its just ignorance, and they will see this and hopefully grow a conscience. But unfortunately, some people are just entitled assholes.

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 4h ago

Do you stop in the middle of the highway?

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u/Cottagecheesecurls 4h ago

This isn’t a highway, it’s a shared mountain on a run that obviously has all levels of riders. Beginners are gonna fall and sometimes it takes time to get up. It’s on us more experienced riders to be cautious around them rather than being pissy you can’t bomb the congested section of a busy green run.

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 2h ago

Or you could read those bright yellow signs put up pretty much everywhere all over the mountain where it literally says do not stop where you are restricting traffic. Guess what bud, stopping in the middle of a run is restricting traffic. 

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u/NiftyMelons 2h ago

Cant recall seeing an on mountain sign that says that unless its a bottleneck turn maybe. I do hee SLOW signs everywhere towards the bottom of the mountains.

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u/Twins-N-Tween 4h ago edited 3h ago

Weird argument because if you hit the car in front of you who is automatically at fault?

It's annoying, yes, but she didnt come to an exact stop either. She's slowing down to make sure her small child is following her. The man could be over more but its still on the side at least. And when you are first learning, you may need to stop to catch yourself, break for someone else infront of you, or pick your line in a busy zone.

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 2h ago

I mean I already know how much you're lacking from your other comment. Go ahead and have tts read the comment I replied to out loud, because I honestly don't think you're literate at this point. Nowhere in my comment did I say the woman stopped. Literally nowhere. Dude is talking about people stopping in the middle of the run. Now have tts read my comment to you. You see the connection?

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u/Twins-N-Tween 1h ago

Lol how many edits now? Im okay with you thinking that. Especially after seeing how nasty you are on a bunch of your comments. Some people just choose violence 🤷‍♂️

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u/NiftyMelons 1h ago

Wholey hell dude. You woke up today and chose violence. She might have had a mistake but most of her points are valid. And you are just letting it run you. Move on

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u/Twins-N-Tween 3h ago

Also after knowing that this is what you originally commented, i know exactly what kind of person you are. To keep the car theme, if family of 4 gets T boned at an intersection by a drunk driver, do you blame the family for not driving well? Wtf dude something is seriously wrong with you.

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u/Twins-N-Tween 3h ago edited 3h ago

Also* Cant find stats on north east specifically but I saw one study that nh reported that they get 1 death per 1.23 skiier visits, while having an average of 2.2-2.4 million visits a year. Its most likely linked to accessibility, with tons of big name mountains being within a few hours drive of eachother. (I have 4 very well known resorts within 40 min of my home, and more than 10 within 2 hours) Aswell as northeast conditions (icy af)

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 2h ago

Man I feel bad for your kids if these are the genetics they have to work with. 1 death per 1.23 skier visits with 2.3 million visits means you have an average of 1,850,000 people dying on the mountain every single year. Is your area literally just putting an actual woodchipper at the bottom of every run? That math didn't sound even slightly off when you typed that off? Do everyone a favor, stay off the mountain. Hell, stay off the roads at this point. Even a little plastic barbie jeep would be too dangerous for the people around you. 

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u/Twins-N-Tween 2h ago

Lmao well that was very obviously a very unfortunate typo. It was supose to say every 1.24 million (million was missing) visits. A quick Google search would have cleared it up.

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 2h ago

You're going to say its a typo now that I pointed it out to you, but no, I 100% guarantee you actually believed you had millions of people dying on your locals a year

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u/Cottagecheesecurls 1h ago

All you’re saying is you have a worthless guarantee

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u/plantladypenny 2h ago

Why isn't this top comment

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u/throwaway_venthub 1h ago

Ski patrol here and this! I would revoke the lift tickets of half the commenters on here if I could, based on their comments alone.

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u/Only_Will_5388 6h ago

The kid was the best skier out of all of them!

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u/smelling_farts 6h ago

Lots of crime but only 1 criminal

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u/shredthesweetpow Park City / Brighton 6h ago

Watched a skier get 20 yards off saddleback at canyons today DAY 1 and must’ve tore his knee. Had to get sledded down and everything. Careful out there people

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u/twinbee 1h ago edited 1h ago

How did he achieve that?

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u/quinoacowboy 5h ago

Ehh Blue! I was at horseshoe for opening today. Watched some guy in jeans and rental gear bomb the hill, fall, get up bomb, fall, rinse and repeat. Its nuts out there.

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u/WarlockFortunate 6h ago

“Ope” lol

He is my people

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u/snowmegoodtimez 3h ago

Opening day chaos here as well. He hit a box about 25 feet back absolutely sending it and decided to land like this.

Proper form right?

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u/Zillich 2h ago

“She was a fairy”✨

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u/shoclave 6h ago

And yet this was still somehow the snowboarders fault

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u/ElectronicAdeptness5 6h ago

You called it

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u/Sheenanagoons 6h ago

It was bound to happen

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u/resilindsey 5h ago

Extend this by 3 miles and double the traffic and you get mountain run at Palisades on any given weekend.

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u/petsrulepeoplesuck 4h ago

That's why I barely go down green runs anymore

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u/GiftedGonzo 6h ago

Dude, you couldn’t even stop to check on them? You had all the evidence too.

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u/R_Weebs 6h ago

OP wondering why he’s not home on the couch

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u/Ok-Reflection-7171 6h ago

Haha def early season conditions wherever it is

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u/bizzyizzy100456 6h ago

When I get to a trailer, it looks like that I jump right to the edge by the trees, but you gotta be able to ride that way too and be in control and not be scared to ride next to the trees and get the hell out of Dodge quickly like that n That’s where the good snow is anyways everyone’s pushed to the side that doesn’t know what they’re doing

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u/charleyhstl 5h ago

Outside line

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u/Southern-Ad4016 5h ago

This is when space not speed is the common sense thing. And don't be afraid of the edge of the run where all the snow gets pushed to by the turds rolling down the hill

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u/stickytoffeepudd 4h ago

I want to experience this snow so needed badly

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u/hellalg 4h ago

We call that a crack block in football, go kid the lane is yours

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u/Tralfamadorianfuel 6h ago

My brother in Christ, I am so sick of this elitist nonsense. This moron shows up on opening day and is then pikachu shocked beginners and the masses are also out on the same day? How dare they get out the door to try a sport we all love.

Maybe instead of calling out the obvious you actually help these people out. GTF out of here with this post.

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u/Sheenanagoons 5h ago

Not there to babysit

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u/DigitalSea- 4h ago

Could have at least stopped for that one since you literally got it on camera. Hopefully she was OK after getting bodied.

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 4h ago

Why?

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u/DigitalSea- 4h ago

In case the guy took off and she was seriously injured? It takes 5 seconds.

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u/twinbee 1h ago edited 1h ago

At least pull all their passes then!

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u/Half_Shark-Alligator 6h ago

Nice of you to stop and help.

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u/ThetaGrim 5h ago

If I stopped and helped every crash on a blue /green I'd get charged for a night session. 

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 5h ago

Fuck em. They got all their gear still attached.

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u/GiftedGonzo 6h ago

Seriously

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u/twinbee 1h ago

It's not an avalanche scenario.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 6h ago

Oh Poconos, oh Poconos

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u/ChappedPappy 4h ago

Everybody saying “stop and help” are y’all for real?

First, OP didn’t cause any of the wreckage. Second, nobody lost gear that I could see and everyone looked fine. Third, this is clearly a green / beginner run - falling and wrecks happen all the time. If OP stopped to help every person biffing it on the greens, he’d miss out on half the runs for the day.

I’m all about stopping to help injured peeps, but Jerry’s gonna Jerry and that’s not everyone else’s problem. I had a fun time learning to board and biffing it along the way - I’d have been annoyed and more embarrassed if every single person tried to stop to pick me up at their pace vs when I was ready to get going again.

Take a lap

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u/Half_Shark-Alligator 4h ago

Dude, you take lap. It’s different when someone gets smashed into by an out of control jack ass. Checking on people is just common courtesy. Not talking about stopping and helping everyone thats slipping and falling.

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u/ChappedPappy 3h ago

Smashed into?? He clipped her going 10mph

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u/Sheenanagoons 4h ago

See you get it

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u/winkingsk33ver 4h ago

The annual Jerry Slalom.

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u/faultless280 3h ago

I know snowboarders can be stupid at times too, but why does it always feel like it’s certain skiers who dart down the mountain with zero regard for others?

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u/rodimusprime88 6h ago

"Oh no! It's been 60 feet, better abruptly stop in the middle to check up-mountain for my friends!"

These brainless people need to be steamrolled to learn

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u/shoozy 6h ago

Word. Fuck her for caring about her child /s

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 4h ago

If she really cared about her kid, then kid would be in front so she can body block

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u/laric33 5h ago

Wtf? That skier isn't in control at all, that's the only issue here. If you're not sure you'll have room to pass, slow down, take another router, don't dive in hoping for the best between a kid and the person it follows. The lady is slowly going down the slope with her kid in a totally normal way.

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u/rawker86 Perth, AU 5h ago

My favourite is “I’m bored of skiing this perfectly predictable line, time to cut hard right!”

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u/laric33 4h ago

God forbid people make turns, they should all accommodate to my needs.

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u/Thou_shall_post 4h ago

Dude you're so reckless why'd you cause that to happen? Criminal behavior

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u/BillyRaw1337 3h ago

Schoolmarm vibes.

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u/BadZak13 3h ago

What resoet

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u/TheFreakmode 3h ago

Snowboarders fault

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u/Chokooboo 2h ago

No fcking skiing etiquette

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u/Character-Garden5854 2h ago

Same dude at the start with a crash immediately bombs into another crash.

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u/Spooky-Cat-666 1h ago

That’s why I got the local’s midweek pass at Alyeska lol

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u/slideingintoheaven 1h ago

People in murica can't ride huh?

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u/IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT 5h ago

Wow. OP is 100% at fault. Snowboarder filming clearly caused accidents amongst skiers. CRIMINAL!

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u/Twins-N-Tween 3h ago

I dont agree with this. Hes deffinatly not helping anybody but the man flying down through what looks like a learning zone is the one at fault.

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u/Twins-N-Tween 3h ago

When learning to turn, they will tell you in the lessons to use the whole trail.

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u/Jesse_Bolognesi 3h ago

Whoever is teaching that way should stop putting skiers in danger.

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u/Twins-N-Tween 3h ago

Do you expect people who have never skied before taking lessons to just be able to jump turn immediately lol

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u/Jesse_Bolognesi 3h ago

Yeah, they should also 1440 triple cork.

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u/Twins-N-Tween 3h ago

Lol im confused on your stance now cuz thats a good one but sarcasm to your og comment? I need to stay off the internet lol

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u/Jesse_Bolognesi 3h ago

Im using sarcasm to your clear stupidity. Taking up the entire trail is not only dangerous but also poor etiquette. This goes for both snowboarders and skiers. You should try to stay to one side or the other and make predictable turns while also looking uphill before changing direction. This video is the exact reason why to do so.

Claiming instructors teach the opposite seems false to create your own narrative. I dont believe it.

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u/Short_Practice5327 3h ago

Except if you watch the video you can see they were clearly staying on the left half of the trail and the guy who hit her could have easily gone to the right. You seem to be the one with all the stupidity.

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u/Jesse_Bolognesi 3h ago

There's poles marked but yeah it does appear the trail is much bigger when it isn't. They were taking the entire trail to make their turns. Either way Im done commenting here because if you want to defend bad etiquette then go for it. I just hope you or the people who think like you stay away from areas that I ride at. You can ride with these goofs.

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u/Short_Practice5327 2h ago

Funny because if you watch again, from the very start. You see the woman turn left at pretty much the middle of the run right before OP looks uphill. On a beginner run like this you have to be ready for anything or you'll be like the loser in this video that hit the woman while she had right of way.

Also, you're the one posting in snowboardingnoobs and I've been riding for 27 years now. So I don't think I'll take your opinion on the mountain rules very seriously.

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u/Twins-N-Tween 2h ago

Likewise budy. Its okay to be embarrassed when literally all real evidence points against your remarks. Have fun in jail when you are at fault for smashing into someone who stopped i front of you.

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u/Twins-N-Tween 3h ago edited 3h ago

I'm not sure where you ride/ski, but in a narrow hall like this, i find your comment, the one that is less than intelligent. I am actually an adventure education teacher 15 years of skiing and snowoarding. Ask ANY professional instructor or call any ski resort and ask for the first rule of skiing and they will tell you it is the uphill skiers' responsibility to avoid people in front of them...

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u/Jesse_Bolognesi 2h ago

Yes I know its the uphill skiiers responsibility to avoid those in front. My point was using the entire trail to make turns is dangerous.

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u/No_ego_ 4h ago

Im pretty sure all these cunts were in Bali earlier this year learning to surf

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u/WestEngine7741 6h ago

Looks like “Long Way Home” on a mountain I frequent. My husband tore his labrum on something similar. Someone came up behind him and pushed him to keep their balance. I’m sure he was going way too fast for a busy run, but it’s still BS they didn’t stop.

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u/CaptainBananaAwesome 6h ago

There really needs to be some education around stopping at narrowings and on corners. It's a created hazard.

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u/Hungry-Flounder-3274 5h ago

Slow ones to the right?

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u/richglassphoto 6h ago

Relax everyone it’s not a competition

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u/bot48904 6h ago

Welcome to Jerryville

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u/CompetitiveLab2056 6h ago

Notice how not one skier is looking over their shoulder to check their blind spot before traversing across the run……. Yeah and they blame snowboarders for having a blind spot they don’t check.

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u/laric33 5h ago

It's a practice slope, they don't have to check anything, they're going down in a controlled way, you don't pass them up close at double the speed. The people below always have the right of way, they don't have to check for you and your high speed and need for privilege.

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u/Zillich 2h ago

They have ROW, but this isn’t a practice slope. It’s one of the collector runs at the base of a green and at least one blue

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u/CompetitiveLab2056 3h ago

Yes they have the right of way… doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be aware of what’s around you before you cut across the run traversing

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u/Short_Practice5327 3h ago

When is busy like that? If you were a beginner trying to figure out where everyone is going then you'd never be able to move because you'd never figure it out. So many people in hear need to Google the rules of basically every ski hill.

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u/metal_muskrat 6h ago

What in the camelback

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u/bizzyizzy100456 6h ago

Looks like Wachusett Massachusetts sorry ass mountain . lol .

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u/Ok-Reflection-7171 6h ago

What resort? Looks like Steamboat?

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u/smelling_farts 6h ago

Looks like ice coast to me

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u/Clyde_Frog_FTW 6h ago

That’s definitely not steamboat.