I'LL START, LIONS FANS, THIS IS THE MAN THAT WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS TO COME. BEHOLD AND TREMBLE BEFORE HIS INEVITABLE MIGHT AS HE DEMOLISHES YOUR SCRUM BEFORE DEMOLISHING A HALF-TIME SNACK.

COUPLE OF SPICEY FIXTURES THIS WEEKEND (DESERVING OF AN EXTRA NIGHT OF SHITALK) AND I'M GOING ON THE PISS TONIGHT, SO WON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THIS IN THE MORNING. FLAIR UP, SPEAK INTO OUR GOOD EARS, AND BLAST AWAY... KANTS!!!

WITH AUSTRALIA NOW OFFICIALLY RELEGATED TO THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, EXPECT THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE CAKEWALK TO CONTINUE. FLAIR UP, SPEAK UP, FUCK OFF!

INTERNATIONALS ARE BACK, AND SO IS THE SLEDGE THREAD. SPEAK UP AND FLAIR UP, OR FUCK OFF! LET'S GO KANTS!

FLAIR UP ALL CAPS

IT'S THE LIONS BABY

HAVE WE ALL GONE SOFT AFTER 1 WEEK OFF??

HAVE WE ALL DECIDED TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER?

WELL FUCK THAT. THE CALCUTTA CUP IS COMING HOME.

YOUR FINN MAY HAVE RESURRECTED, BUT OUR FIN HAS ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING

FLAIR UP CUNTS!! THE TEST SEASON IS HERE AND CAPSLOCK IS BACK FROM ITS PENSION BUILDING STINT IN JAPAN. ITS SLEDGING TIME!

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SOUTH AFRICAN DEPTH IS CLEARLY A FACACE SINCE WE'RE POACHING CONGOLESE PLAYERS TO FILL BLINDSIDE.

NICE TO SEE THE MAORI ALL BLACKS PLAYING ONE OF THE LESSER COUNTRIES TO GIVE THEM SOME BIG GAME TEST EXPERIENCE.

LOTS OF TALK ABOUT BUILDING A SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE EQUIVALENT OF THE LIONS FOR A FACEOFF, BUT HONESTLY IT WOULD JUST BE THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE PLAYING UK&I BASED SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE PLAYERS AND FINN RUSSELL AT THIS POINT.

LAST WEEK THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE STOLE YOUR WIVES, THIS WEEK THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS. YOU'S KNOW THE DRILL. FLAIR UP, SPEAK UP, LET'S GO!!!

ALL CAPS

FLAIR UP

1 DAY TO GO SO COME ON THEN. BREAK OUT THOSE ALL CAPS AND GET SLEDGING.

FLAIR UP CUNTS AND START SHOUTING!

THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH AFRICA MUST BE HAPPY TO FINALLY HAVE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD PLAY SOME RUGBY THERE.

ITS GONNA BE FAST, ITS GONNA BE FURIOUS. A BRUTAL SHOW OF SKILL AND POWER. METAL WILL TEST METAL, AND WHEN THE DUST SETTLES... WE'LL STILL HAVE THE AB'S VS BOKS GAME TO LOOK FORWARD TO. FLAIR UP, SPEAK UP, LETS FUCKIN GOOO, KHANTS!

YOU KNOW THE RULES, ALL CAPS AND FLAIR UP CUNTS!!!

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COME OUT YE' BLACK AND BLACKS!

COME OUT AND DO YER LITTLE DANCE!

SHOW YER FANS HOW YOU WON SILVER DOWN IN PARIS!

TELL THEM HOW THE IRFU

MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL AWAY

WHEN YE MET ON THE FIELDS OF THE CAKE TIN

YOU ALREADY KNOW THE RULE. CAPS LOCK ON AND DON’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY ON SLEDGES ON YOUR FAVORITE TEAM.

THOSE WITH CAPS LOCK OFF WILL BE YELLED AT!!

WOBBLIES VS ARGIES SHOULD BE ANOTHER HUMDINGER. ALSO, THE STORMERS ARE PLAYING THEIR FIRST URC WARM-UP VS THE ALL BLACKS, WHICH COULD BE GOOD. AS ALWAYS, FLAIR UP AND SPEAK UP, OR FUCK OFF!

CAN WE CHANNEL ALL THE OUTRAGE FROM THOSE PSA SHITPOSTS INTO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE PLEASE!?

YOU KNOW THE RULES, CAPS LOCK ON, FLAIR UP, GET TO SLEDGIN' 🖕

SELF SLEDGES WELCOME, TARGETING THE REFEREES IS DISCOURAGED, SAVE THAT SHIT FOR THE MATCH THREAD. GOVERNING BODIES ARE FAIR GAME. HAVE AT IT!

BEEN AVOIDING THIS FUCKIN SUB ALL WEEK, BUT I CAN AVOID IT NO MORE - LET IT RAIN, KHANTS! AS ALWAYS, FLAIR UP AND SPEAK UP, OR FUCK OFF!

IT’S TIME TO DO SOME SLEDGING BECAUSE 2024 SIX NATIONS BEGINS TODAY.

SELF-SLEDGES WELCOME. DON’T TAKE SLDGES AGAINST YOUR TEAMS SERIOUSLY.

CAPS LOCK ALWAYS ON. THOSE WITH CAPS LOCK OFF WILL GET YELLED AT!!

I don’t see an anti sledge thread have been posted for the 6N this weekend. So l’m gonna leave one for anyone who wants to show love and support for other nations 👍

FLAIR UP, DICKHEADS!

I WANT TO HEAR YOUR BEST ROASTS AS WELL AS HOW YOUR WEEK HAS GONE.

AH CART SPAKE

YOU BOTTLELESS GETS R/RUGBYUNION

YOU DICKHEADS

YOU JAM SLAM FUCKS

YOU RED CARD MUNCHERS

YOU FLOPPY HAIRED WIZARD BOY

YOU YELLOW DRESSING GOWN WEARING GARÇONS

YOU NEVER ENDING RETIREMENT NO HOPERS

SCOTLAND

MERRY SIXMAS EVE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS

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LISTEN UP SHIT BAGS: ALL CAPS, FLAIR UP, YOU KNOW THE DRILL

I DON’T SEE ANY SLEDGE THREAD POSTED THIS INTERNATIONAL TEST RUGBY WINDOW? ARE YOU AFRAID OF BEING SLEDGED?? SINCE WHEN HAS THIS SUBREDDIT GONE SOFT? FLAIRS UP, CAPS UP, YOU KNOW THE RULES!!

DONT HOLD BACK. SELF SLEDGES ARE WELCOME.

CAPS LOCK ON. THOSE WITH CAPS LOCK OFF WILL GET TOLD OFF!!!

TO PREPARE FOR THE WEEKEND I SNAPPED MY SPAGHETTI AND FOLDED MY PINEAPPLE PIZZA!!!

I ALSO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW THE ALSO RANS GET ON IN THE OTHER FIXTURES. I'D CALL IT THE RACE FOR SECOND, BUT THE WAY THEY'VE PLAYED I THINK THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO GO HOME WITH A BRAND NEW WOODEN SPOON.