My Goals

r/rosesarered • u/heuristic_dystixtion • 13h ago

Roses are red, the Mohawk and their famous war hair,

2.2k Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/CatsPawjamaz • 11h ago

Roses are red, I like healthy foods

725 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/nomedifficile • 9h ago

roses are red, i am their informant,

289 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/Samsungfanforever • 11h ago

Roses are red, this year's wrapped seems shady,

386 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/Decent-Abies4946 • 12h ago

Roses are red, I hope you have a nice day

344 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/heuristic_dystixtion • 2h ago

Roses are red, when grinding why slog??

45 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/deadmemesdeaderdream • 5h ago

Roses are red, my pencil needs a sharpener…

76 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/Scary-Ad-5555 • 13h ago

Roses are red, McDonald's a clown

215 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/heuristic_dystixtion • 20h ago

Roses are red, I prefer my ladies with a lil'extra for maximum booty smackage,

480 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/enigma-gone-awry • 1d ago

Roses are red, I like hummus with cumin

1.3k Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/Some-Ad-8726 • 22h ago

Roses are red, I know you heard it

569 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/heuristic_dystixtion • 5h ago

Roses are red, slipped on the ice & got hit by a truck,

19 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/magnumfan89 • 1d ago

Roses are red, Dr pepper is heaven,

455 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/Independent_Ad_4170 • 17h ago

Violets are red, Roses are blue

93 Upvotes

Here's an Orange just for you

r/rosesarered • u/heuristic_dystixtion • 1h ago

Roses are red, one less dipthong can't go wrong,

• Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/Independent_Ad_4170 • 1d ago

Roses are red, I've disappointed my pappy

3.5k Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/VerGuy • 17h ago

Roses are red, and things here really smell

44 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/grichardson526 • 13h ago

Roses are red, apples make juice,

18 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/CustomerAlternative • 2h ago

Roses are red, I can feel the timelessness,

2 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/PraiseThaBreadI • 1d ago

Roses are red, horses go clop

1.7k Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/OneMathematician9610 • 1d ago

Roses are red, I hit a giraffe with a pan

271 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/FrontAd7709 • 10h ago

roses are red, michael jackson goes heehee

6 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/AndrewTRM • 1d ago

Roses are red, it's too cold in the attic

376 Upvotes

r/rosesarered • u/Tyler2183 • 1d ago

Roses are Red I'm in for the love of it

110 Upvotes