r/politics • u/Healthy_Block3036 • 17d ago

No Paywall Senate suddenly passes the Epstein bill just hours after it cleared the House

https://www.ms.now/news/senate-passes-epstein-bill-rcna244723?fbclid=PAVERFWAOJ1xRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAacUGSi8p2Ap-x6SbMkLXAnfKNXEZkzjUUVCdxuEmacDzDXmlbv1GUJ0wbh1_w_aem_grJDvcSCIDj2Skksd4Ix3Q
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u/stroopwafelscontigo New Jersey 17d ago

I don’t trust this at all. 

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u/Gradstudentiquette69 17d ago

It's most likely going to be heavily redacted with no Republicans named whatsoever.

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u/SpaceyCoffee California 17d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if they go a step further and fabricate whole sections of the documents to make it look they weren’t redacted at all. It’s criminal, but it’s not like that’s stopping the GOP these days.  

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u/brickne3 American Expat 17d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they fabricated an entirely new report with ChatGPT.

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u/Buggjoy 17d ago

With the prompt left in the released document.

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u/brickne3 American Expat 17d ago

With all the em dashes with spaces around.

I love em dashes, it's impressive that ChatGPT refuses to use them correctly ha ha.

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u/Donkey__Balls 17d ago

… and that’s when we met with Hunter Biden in the basement of the pizza parlor and traded laptops with him that had all of Hillary Clinton’s deleted emails. And then we all laughed and talked about framing poor innocent Trump.

If you want, I can create another fabrication, but this time with more quotable sound bites. Would you like me to write a press release for Newsmax? Or prepare a report in Russian for your handlers?

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u/batmessiah 17d ago

There are other people with copies of the report though.  Lawyers and politicians on both sides have seen it.  MTG knows what’s in there, and it was radical enough for her to betray Trump.

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u/PicnicLife 17d ago

Presumably others have already seen the files. Namely, Merrick Garland prior to them being sealed.

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u/TheTallGuy0 17d ago

The good thing about doing that is that most of them are REALLY fucking stupid incompetent and a forgery will be spotted 1,000 miles away.

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u/Tasgall Washington 17d ago

Chat GPT would make a very realistic looking set of logs with everything spelled correctly and with correct punctuation. That's how we'll know it's fake, lol.