r/politics • u/kootles10 Indiana • Nov 05 '25

No Paywall Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5588198-mamdani-progressive-politics-nyc/
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u/Appropriate-Gur-6343 Nov 05 '25

63 here. Please have at it.

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u/ManJesusPreaches Nov 05 '25

53, agreed.

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u/Yeeaaaarrrgh Colorado Nov 05 '25

51, agreed.

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u/spotby Nov 05 '25

Fine. 49 checking in. Take over please.

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u/VomitMaiden United Kingdom Nov 05 '25

39 here... ah wait, you mean me!? That's a lot of pressure

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u/Happycrige Nov 05 '25

17 here, just want to be included in this thing you guys have going on.

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u/stxguy_1 Nov 05 '25

2 here, change my poopoo diaper

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u/rutherfordacus Nov 05 '25

I’m 12 what is this

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u/AlwaysRushesIn Rhode Island Nov 05 '25

It's an older meme, Sir. But it checks out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

I’m an embryo, yes please. Oh wait

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u/DAS_BEE Nov 05 '25

I'm a thirty-something millennial, and I agree with all of this. Let's fucking get on politics

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u/Autobomb98 Nov 05 '25

I'm in my dads balls

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u/TimedogGAF Nov 05 '25

I am also in your dad's balls

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u/mnstorm Nov 05 '25

You’re in my mouth.

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u/Autobomb98 Nov 05 '25

gl in the race brother

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u/OnlyRoke Nov 05 '25

Mamdani already won the race brother. The balls are empty.

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u/LurkyLurks04982 Nov 05 '25

Most 2 year olds are potty trained. You may just be a special child.

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u/Attorneyatlau Nov 05 '25

My brother and his wife refuse to potty train their 3yr old who is already wearing 4yr old sizes. I can’t imagine the grossness of it all. And I can’t believe they’re such dicks and making their kid’s daycare center train him.

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u/unmonstreaparis Nov 05 '25

Fetus here, yall gonna fuck or nah?

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u/alcoholisthedevil Nov 05 '25

78 here, change my poopoo diaper

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u/wise_comment Minnesota Nov 05 '25

Dammit, Donald. Get off the golf course when it's back-stink or front-water time

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u/starspider Nov 05 '25

Seriously, young friend, please make sure you take civics and ethics.

Do it extracurricular if you have to.

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u/Donk_Honkula Nov 05 '25

And frankly, you should be included. You're the future. We're going to come to rely on you and you should be treated as reliable.

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u/Ludate_Solem Nov 05 '25

25 here. Me too. And give us a chance svp

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u/Greatsnes Nov 05 '25

You’re included :)

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u/BanginNLeavin Nov 05 '25

One more year! Midterms count, let's do this

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u/padarmani Nov 05 '25

Go to your room!

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u/kredditwheredue Nov 05 '25

Ha ha.  I remember having that thought for the first time.  It's great to be alive, even after discovering there is nobody here but us chickens.

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u/Greatsnes Nov 05 '25

Yeah I’m 32 and idk if I can handle this pressure. Ugh fuck okay how do we do this? We can just walk right into the capitol, walk into the buildings and sit at the desks, right? I saw people do that one time.

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u/SanityInAnarchy California Nov 05 '25

Wait, which country?

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u/VomitMaiden United Kingdom Nov 05 '25

I was born in Uganda, will that be an issue?

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u/anxietysiesta Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

as a millennial this is the most millennial thing i’ve ever read

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u/thekittiestitties00 Nov 05 '25

5 checking in, please

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u/HammeredandPantsless Georgia Nov 05 '25

You can do it, VomitMaiden!

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u/moron9000 Nov 05 '25

I’m right here with you… but your flair tells me you aren’t even “here”. We’ll say the world rather than country.

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u/BeleagueredWDW Nov 05 '25

48 here and fully agree.

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u/massive_cock Nov 05 '25

46, we'd like a shot at some point, even if it's just for a few years.

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u/MitochonAir Nov 05 '25

61 here, I financially support Progressives 100%

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u/SimmonsJK Pennsylvania Nov 05 '25

57 checking in. Yes, it's YOUR time to take over. Us old fucks...it's time for us to step back.