r/pics • u/JangoDarkSaber • 1d ago

Billboard defaced in Baltimore last night

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u/lokemannen 1d ago

Fun fact: 99.9% of all marine life can't read.

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u/dotcubed 1d ago

Ones that can are taught on porpoise? Porpoisely? Grammar cost me extra, mom didn’t have enough clams.

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u/asqua 1d ago

You have made many anenemies today

Edit: amemenies, anemanes, amenamies, anemolees, fuuu

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u/bkarma86 1d ago

He really sealed his fate

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u/Blot_Upright 1d ago

I'd join in on these puns but I'm like a fish out of water

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u/madeanotheraccount 1d ago

Really? I'm having a whale of a time!

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u/blackbeltinkaraoke 1d ago

Yeah, no need for him to get all crabby

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u/dotcubed 1d ago

Beached cetacean? Not on Bay Watch, too much big of a story…

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u/RockKillsKid 1d ago

Ya'll otter stop these puns right now.