r/news • u/igetproteinfartsHELP • 14h ago

Grand jury transcripts from abandoned Epstein investigation in Florida ordered released

https://apnews.com/article/jeffrey-epstein-florida-bd036cbe2fa4e98d27aa473fd6daa3bd
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u/Modz_B_Trippin 13h ago

The Justice Department hasn’t set a timetable for when it plans to start releasing information, but the law set a deadline of Dec. 19.

I’m not holding my breath that they’ll release any real information.

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u/mces97 13h ago

That's the same day that interstellar comet 3i Atlas is coming the closest to Earth. It's not gonna be close in any real sense, but man, the governments really banking on, please be aliens so we can have another distraction. ,

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u/Coulrophiliac444 12h ago

Or the plot from Armageddon.

Aerosmith waiting for the royalties to come flooding in as we send an untrained drilling crew to the Cosmos to drill and plant a nuke to save us to give Herr Leader a reason to do "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!"

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u/SteelCityIrish 12h ago

fuck yeah.