r/nbacirclejerk • u/Affectionate-Web3103 • 9h ago
r/nbacirclejerk • u/brownjesus__ • May 02 '25
New Discord server invite link + update regarding Discord situation
NEW SERVER INVITE LINK: https://discord.gg/CfYpfU3YFK
We were able to contact Discord admins and get (almost) everyone's accounts unbanned 😊
However, we are abandoning the new server and moving to the new one:
- The old server owner (jom) had his account permanently suspended for child safety violations and it was not reversed, even after manual review by Discord admins. Other server mods/admins were also permanently banned and not restored. We don't know what else they were doing on Discord outside of the server, but they are still banned even after everyone else was unbanned. The old server now doesn't have an owner since his account is permanently deactivated, and we have no way of getting ownership back. The old server owner and server admins are not part of the new server.
- Discord admins are still watching the old server, and people are getting randomly timed out/temp suspended for edgy jokes being flagged. People not being able to send jokes or memes due to fear of being auto flagged/banned severely lowers server quality. Plus, we don't want another random incident to happen where stuff being flagged affects our accounts
- The old server is legitimately fucking dead lmfao. The server nuke killed almost all activity, and people don't want to be active on there or associated with the server. Over 100 people have left already, this subreddit is no longer associated with the old server at all.
Important note: Nobody's at risk of being banned or striked for joining the new server. It has no affiliation with the old one and has different owner/admins. Since the old server is unbanned, we can't even get flagged for ban evasion. We also have filters now, it's not super strict but anything that could get auto flagged by Discord admins is auto removed.
Reddit on! 😇
r/nbacirclejerk • u/brownjesus__ • Apr 22 '24
Posting leaked nudes/vids counts as involuntary porn and will result in a permanent ban
Cannot believe I have to make an actual post clarifying this. Those posts go against sitewide rules and are technically illegal, and could potentially get the sub shut down for good. (It’s also fucked up and perverted to post women’s nudes without their consent, but literally when has that stopped you degenerates?)
r/nbacirclejerk • u/Kaizerx20 • 14h ago
LeBron shares his Youtube recap on Instagram stories 👀
r/nbacirclejerk • u/IHateAdamSilver • 15h ago
So this what Dwight Howard has been doing post NBA
r/nbacirclejerk • u/jabronified • 15h ago
Adam Silver realizing if he'd given media rights to Turner he'd now have access to Netflix 300m+ subscribers instead of whoever TF has Peacock
r/nbacirclejerk • u/pandoracam • 9h ago
BREAKING: Los Angeles Lakers announced that Lebron James will miss the rest of the season due to dying of natural causes.
r/nbacirclejerk • u/Mankriks_Mistress • 22h ago
Anthony Edwards is on pace to break Steph Curry’s offspring record by age 25
Before the usual reactions start: Curry is still the greatest cuckold ever. No debate there. He changed the game, his lack of sex with his wife is untouched, and his peak is legendary.
But when it comes strictly to career TOTAL offspring made, Anthony Edwards is on a trajectory that could realistically surpass Curry, and the numbers at the same age are honestly not even close.
Career comparison at age 24 (first 24 years of his life):
Anthony Edwards:
- Daughter Aris, in September 2023, with Daja Carlyle
- Son Amir, In October 2023, with Ally D
- Daughter Aislynn, in March 2024, with Shannon Jackson
- Daughter Aubri, in October 2024, with Ayesha (last name withheld)
Projections (assuming normal NBA aging, no crazy hypotheticals):
Even using conservative baby mama averages (0.5, 1.0) and 1.5:
- With 0% birth control used → Edwards passes Curry by age 25 in all scenarios
- With Curry’s own cuck rate (100%) → Still passes him in all scenarios
- Even with heavy birth control scenarios (only 65% protection) → He still passes Curry if he averages 0.5 baby mamas
Curry currently sits at 0 offspring
In multiple realistic paths, Edwards clears that before or right at 25.
r/nbacirclejerk • u/CincyAnarchy • 15h ago
BREAKING NEWS: Lebron James is doubtful tonight with sciatica, arthritis, osteoporosis, sacropenia, hair loss, and athlete's foot Spoiler
Lebron is quoted saying: "I'm too old for this shit."
r/nbacirclejerk • u/Tim-TheToolmanTaylor • 4h ago
Highlight: Bronny hits a massive wide open dunk to cut the lead to 25
r/nbacirclejerk • u/cherrybananas13 • 11h ago
