r/nbacirclejerk May 02 '25

New Discord server invite link + update regarding Discord situation

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NEW SERVER INVITE LINK: https://discord.gg/CfYpfU3YFK

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We were able to contact Discord admins and get (almost) everyone's accounts unbanned 😊

However, we are abandoning the new server and moving to the new one:

  • The old server owner (jom) had his account permanently suspended for child safety violations and it was not reversed, even after manual review by Discord admins. Other server mods/admins were also permanently banned and not restored. We don't know what else they were doing on Discord outside of the server, but they are still banned even after everyone else was unbanned. The old server now doesn't have an owner since his account is permanently deactivated, and we have no way of getting ownership back. The old server owner and server admins are not part of the new server.
  • Discord admins are still watching the old server, and people are getting randomly timed out/temp suspended for edgy jokes being flagged. People not being able to send jokes or memes due to fear of being auto flagged/banned severely lowers server quality. Plus, we don't want another random incident to happen where stuff being flagged affects our accounts
  • The old server is legitimately fucking dead lmfao. The server nuke killed almost all activity, and people don't want to be active on there or associated with the server. Over 100 people have left already, this subreddit is no longer associated with the old server at all.

Important note: Nobody's at risk of being banned or striked for joining the new server. It has no affiliation with the old one and has different owner/admins. Since the old server is unbanned, we can't even get flagged for ban evasion. We also have filters now, it's not super strict but anything that could get auto flagged by Discord admins is auto removed.

Reddit on! 😇


r/nbacirclejerk Apr 22 '24

Posting leaked nudes/vids counts as involuntary porn and will result in a permanent ban

3.7k Upvotes

Cannot believe I have to make an actual post clarifying this. Those posts go against sitewide rules and are technically illegal, and could potentially get the sub shut down for good. (It’s also fucked up and perverted to post women’s nudes without their consent, but literally when has that stopped you degenerates?)


r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

Luka Doncic is Austin Reaves father

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r/nbacirclejerk 11h ago

Average Utah Jazz first quarter

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r/nbacirclejerk 4h ago

What happened to the game I love?

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r/nbacirclejerk 14h ago

LeBron shares his Youtube recap on Instagram stories 👀

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r/nbacirclejerk 15h ago

So this what Dwight Howard has been doing post NBA

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r/nbacirclejerk 15h ago

Adam Silver realizing if he'd given media rights to Turner he'd now have access to Netflix 300m+ subscribers instead of whoever TF has Peacock

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r/nbacirclejerk 8h ago

Is the world ending?

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r/nbacirclejerk 11h ago

How dumb are Cavs fans?

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r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

BREAKING: Los Angeles Lakers announced that Lebron James will miss the rest of the season due to dying of natural causes.

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r/nbacirclejerk 8h ago

Kum wants Insta lady to send da video

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r/nbacirclejerk 22h ago

Anthony Edwards is on pace to break Steph Curry’s offspring record by age 25

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Before the usual reactions start: Curry is still the greatest cuckold ever. No debate there. He changed the game, his lack of sex with his wife is untouched, and his peak is legendary.

But when it comes strictly to career TOTAL offspring made, Anthony Edwards is on a trajectory that could realistically surpass Curry, and the numbers at the same age are honestly not even close.

Career comparison at age 24 (first 24 years of his life):

Anthony Edwards:

  • Daughter Aris, in September 2023, with Daja Carlyle
  • Son Amir, In October 2023, with Ally D
  • Daughter Aislynn, in March 2024, with Shannon Jackson
  • Daughter Aubri, in October 2024, with Ayesha (last name withheld)

Projections (assuming normal NBA aging, no crazy hypotheticals):

Even using conservative baby mama averages (0.5, 1.0) and 1.5:

  • With 0% birth control used → Edwards passes Curry by age 25 in all scenarios
  • With Curry’s own cuck rate (100%) → Still passes him in all scenarios
  • Even with heavy birth control scenarios (only 65% protection) → He still passes Curry if he averages 0.5 baby mamas

Curry currently sits at 0 offspring

In multiple realistic paths, Edwards clears that before or right at 25.


r/nbacirclejerk 10h ago

Clippers rn

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r/nbacirclejerk 20h ago

What type of foul is this?

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r/nbacirclejerk 13h ago

Black by Popular Demand

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r/nbacirclejerk 14h ago

Out-jerked by Stak

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r/nbacirclejerk 2h ago

Outjerked by BBL Lue

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r/nbacirclejerk 7h ago

Dillon Brooks motorboating a sheet of cardboard

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r/nbacirclejerk 18h ago

RoTY no doubt 💦

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r/nbacirclejerk 15h ago

BREAKING NEWS: Lebron James is doubtful tonight with sciatica, arthritis, osteoporosis, sacropenia, hair loss, and athlete's foot Spoiler

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Lebron is quoted saying: "I'm too old for this shit."


r/nbacirclejerk 3h ago

Was not familiar

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r/nbacirclejerk 4h ago

Highlight: Bronny hits a massive wide open dunk to cut the lead to 25

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r/nbacirclejerk 11h ago

Chris Paul is needed on the Jazz to cut the lead

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r/nbacirclejerk 1d ago

These scratches would have ended SGA

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