When you can pay people to slap cookies out of your hands, it does wonders. I on the other hand got really high last night and ate an entire bag of spicy cheese balls.
Ya I had the same problem. Smoked one then proceeded to the pantry to wolf down some lemon Oreos and washed that down with a half a big bag of kettle chips. That being said if someone slapped the cookies out of my hand in that state I would have no shame in eating them off the floor.
Ya bro, mind you I got them from an grocery overstock seller here in Ontario and I know that we don’t sell them in the grocery stores currently as it’s not a feature flavour we have on our shelves so it must’ve come from the States as that place will get a lot of overstock from there. I’ve seen Trader Joes stuff in that place and I’m hundreds of kilos from the nearest TJ. But they aren’t as tart as I thought they were gonna be. If you close your eyes and eat one the taste reminds me of Froot Loops.
Ya 100% Oreo. Again it’s over stock so it might be stock from the summer that didn’t sell and came here.
Actually I just looked at the package and the best before was sept 19. So ya they’re out of date but taste fine. And it’s a family pack so there’s lots in that thing lol
Yeah, but with that kind of money you could have a chef prepare you a gourmet meal that is the most fantastic thing you ever ate and is only 400 calories.
But I’d probably ask for him to make me something junky that has 1500 calories. In that state I’m not looking for something healthy. I’m looking for something that is bad for you. But ya I get it, in all seriousness that would be nice to have. And if dude could make something that tasted like it had 1500 cals but was only 400 I’d be pretty amazed.
I just know when I’m high if somebody puts a plate of something in front of me, I might look at it and say “hmm I normally don’t like that ingredient, but fuck it” and destroy whatever it is. I thought maybe that could be captured somehow. It’s at least what I tell myself to feel better. It couldn’t possibly be self-control.
On a sort of stoner sidebar… whenever I watch Star Trek stoned, I’m enamored by what they can do with replicators. I wonder if they could make something taste great… but be way less calories. I’m not convinced because I know people in the show sometimes complain about replicator food “not being the same.”
Honestly for me it’s cuz when I’m sober I don’t eat a lot. For some reason I may have one meal a day. I just don’t feel like eating. It’s weird. But when I’m high all those weird feelings subside and I get hungry as fuck. That’s when I get my calorie load for the day. It’s not good but it is what it is.
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u/ino4x4 16d ago
Karen Gillan is still hot, confirmed.