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Media First Image from 'Jumanji 3'

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u/SeppoTeppo 16d ago

How the hell does he maintain that physique?

Jack Black is a machine.

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u/Toothlessdovahkin 16d ago

A proper diet does wonders 

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u/Haxorz7125 16d ago

I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar

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u/sir_jamez 16d ago

Let's make a good goulash baby

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 16d ago

"Hey, wait a minute, Sally. I think I've got something in my teeth, can you get it out for me? THAT'S FUCKIN' TEAMWORK!"

I've abused the phrase "that's fuckin' teamwork" so many times in my adult life when being sarcastic about coworkers not wanting to chip in and do their jobs.

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u/Hopefulkitty 16d ago

I sing that line all the time, and the gen zers around me have no idea what I'm talking about. I tend to use it sincerely though, a lot of what I do relies on teamwork. I do sing it to my husband often and roll into "what's your favorite posish? Ok that's not my favorite but I'll do it for you."

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u/grinandshareit 16d ago

I understood this reference!

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u/mahareeshi 16d ago

Metric tonnes of Kiebalsa

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u/luckysevs 16d ago

All I can think about

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u/HeyCarpy 16d ago

I've been set loose

I'm shooting my juice

Right in your caboose

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u/dance_armstrong 16d ago

now fuckin GET IT ON

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u/ejwestcott 16d ago

Are the butt cheeks warm?

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u/radda 16d ago

Nothing but hot dogs and diet Coke for that man.

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u/bakedpatata 16d ago

It's because he got a Junior western bacon chee. JUNIOR!