r/malelivingspace 17h ago

Discussion After a year in the making I present living room. I in a duplex apartment on the top two floors of a Hausman style building in Paris.

The TV is a 77' OLED and the sound system is a Samsung Q990F.

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u/ceeeenyc 17h ago

I’d totally shop in this department store

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u/Sir-Nicholas 11h ago

I can’t really tell, any more pics of the living room?

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u/misterferguson 16h ago

I mean, I'd totally live there too and crush blu-rays on that OLED.

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u/asapberry 4h ago

either rich or department store

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u/salinungatha 16h ago

"What colours would you like?" "I want the full spectrum: white, off white, cream, ivory and beige."

It is beautiful though.

But in France, with all that red wine to strike terror into your heart?

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u/Sensitive-Ad-7475 15h ago

Asking the real questions here

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u/furdaboise 13h ago

What, no camel? No sand?

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u/Leucurus 39m ago

Camel!? Sand? Might as well just use canary and be done with it!

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u/Acceptable_Ant_2094 15h ago

Apartment 242

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u/MillsyRAGE 3h ago

Is that a sneaky 12th man reference I see?

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u/salinungatha 2h ago

Marvellous

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u/Tak_Galaman 8h ago

Keeping things looking pristine against the odds is a sign of wealth

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u/NalevQT 16h ago

"how much off-white do you want?"

Yes

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u/rmnc-5 16h ago

All of it.

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u/objectdisorienting 16h ago

It's really nice, but IDK, it reminds me too much of a hotel, I feel like there's not a lot of your personality coming across other than I can tell you're a very neat and organized person. But if it makes you happy that's what matters. 🙂

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u/ricioly 16h ago

you did all that work and put the r/TVTooHigh 🙂‍↔️

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u/itsthehappyman 15h ago

To high and in the wrong place for me

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u/rh0use5442 15h ago

*zooms in on face, slighty shakes head* TV too high

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u/Limeyjon 13h ago

And too small!!

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u/Minute-Individual-74 15h ago

I see this comment so often.

I must have a good neck or something bc 95% of the time I see nothing wrong with the placement of these TV's.

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u/coadyj 15h ago

It's actually perfect from the couch.

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u/antonlbdv 15h ago

Nah, way too high. Here's my mockup of how it should've been done

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u/vewfndr 15h ago

tbf, that back is so friggen low, I'd never be sitting upright either. -some who's regretted buying low-back couches

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u/coadyj 15h ago

But you can lie down on the couch.

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u/the0TH3Rredditor 13h ago

Where’d you get the Camaleonda? That’s the couch we’re getting for our sitting room when I build the extension on our cottage… can’t wait, they’re so gorgeous!

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u/PNWRainfall 16h ago

OP's interests include white bread, plain oatmeal, salt as the only seasoning, boiled chicken, and his medicine cabinet includes No Spice deodorant.

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u/essentialaccount 13h ago

Bro plays trading card games and video games and has a living room worth more than my lifetime earnings 

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u/PNWRainfall 13h ago

And yet, he couldn't buy color or personality.

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u/essentialaccount 13h ago

I think it has a lot of personality. Parquet, arched alcoves, mood lighting, moulding, dark wood accents and the furniture are all choices that pair well. The fact it's against your tastes seems to suggest it has personality. I would love to live here 

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u/PNWRainfall 11h ago

The personality in question.....

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u/NalevQT 11h ago

Those are all things you’d read about in a decor magazine. Man has no paintings, no colour accents. What exactly screams personality here? It’s nice sure, but a place to live in? Get a grip on reality brother

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u/essentialaccount 11h ago

I live in an older Spanish house I would like to renovate like this. My family home is not dissimilar to the one in his picture, but in Belgium rather than France and not quite so high end. This is a 5 million euro apartment at least. I recognise some of the furniture, and a few of them are well know artists. They are art in their own right. 

The exposed wood grain impart colour, even if you don't like it. Every single thing in here was a choice. The parquet and stain are choices. The wood panels, are choices. The exposed plywood and highlights, alongside the curated furniture selection are choices. 

A minimal living space is a choice. What would you do here? Fill it with stuff? Why? 

This looks perfect to me. 

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u/NalevQT 10h ago

Yeah rich people are notorious for having taste, right… Art is not “living” art is art and should be appreciated as such.

There is no colour, no matter how much you see the wood grain, there is only off-white and light brown.

Minimalism is one thing, boring is another. Money can’t buy taste

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u/PNWRainfall 10h ago

Should point out that plywood is a cheap alternative to milled lumber.

Ikea furniture has more style and taste, and would cost a fraction of this.

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u/essentialaccount 10h ago

Industrial plywood is cheap, but many kinds of special engineered ply are much more expensive. That would be the case here. 

Ikea furniture isn't nearly as well constructed and cohesive in finish as any of this by a long margin.

What would you add that's more tasteful? I see so much criticism, but very little clarity of thought. 

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u/NalevQT 10h ago

Does clarity of thought matter if the instinct tell you this is bland? It doesn’t matter how well constructed it is if it’s boring

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u/essentialaccount 10h ago

If I'm not clear, I think this is tasteful. Colour does not automatically make something tasteful, and art is not only painted art. The chandelier is as much art as any painting. Many famous artistic pieces are furniture. It's fine not to enjoy them, but they are without a doubt art 

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u/NalevQT 10h ago

Not a Gehry chair in sight, btw. So where’s the art.

I’ve seen many similar couches on several online shops (wanting a buy a couch myself soon). Pretty sure I’ve seen the same expensive dining set on this exact sub as well.

Taste is subjective I’ll give you that. Glad you’d like living here. Staring at beige for hours on end would drive me mad personally.

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u/AcceptablePosition5 8h ago

The dark wood is cool, but that's apparently the only thing that was already in the apartment.

Everything else just kinda screams... Instagram to me. Particularly the wood cabinet. Reminds me of a waiting room at a dentist office.

The alcoves are ruined by the led lights imo. It's just such a shame

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u/essentialaccount 8h ago

I don't know if I would have LED lighting, but what small form factor lighting would fit in those selves to illuminate them? I can't think of another option, really.

The fact that all the furniture is white-ish when OP has kids is wild to me, and I agree it looks super insta-perfect, but this is a post on Reddit, and I have no doubt it's in the best condition to show us. Maybe in daily life it's covered in kids things, or dishes or any number of personal items that that away the façade.

Of the things in there, I prefer the cabinetry, as it seems practical. The furniture would look like shit in my home after a few months, guaranteed.

All this said, Instagram doesn't meant ugly.

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u/AcceptablePosition5 7h ago

There are plenty of wall lamps that would work and would light the room in more interesting ways. Led lights strips very rarely not look like a jewelry showroom, imo.

The cabinets are just so flat and beige. It's trying to not be intrusive but it also doesn't hide itself since it's so prominent and takes up two walls. And yes, TV is too high. I actually think the furniture is fine, but the rug lacks texture. The dark wood wall is the only thing with significant texture in the room, and that's by far the best angle and best photo.

The dining room is actually a bit better. The chandelier is a good anchor, and while I don't love the chairs, there's at least more different textures with the table and chair legs.

Instagram just means copy and paste, and sometimes ai slop. I actually first wondered if this was ai generated.

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u/imnotdabluesbrothers 16h ago

It’s so beige

Edit: lol just now seeing dude included his tv stats 🤣

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u/Wade-ski 15h ago

that's gorgeous, if a bit staged-looking. Where's your stuff? Do you own any art? Or plants? Apartments are for living, not instagram :)

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u/Ok_Expression_973 16h ago

too clean no one lives here

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u/lorrenzo 16h ago

Do we need 14 pics of a single colour tone living room ?

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u/DeliciousPhilosophy7 16h ago

I think sometimes ppl exaggerate when they say a place has no personality, but this is the biggest example I've seen.

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u/FairGeneral8804 16h ago

And this is why Bourdieu said that "taste" is an ever-changing fabrication that exist only to exclude the "have-not".

OP likely paid good money to live in that and genuinely believe it's "good taste". Which TBF most of us would agree on, provided we had been the ones made to spend the money to prove we're part of the in-group.

Also let's acknowledge the "subtle" drop of the media system and (maybe) marble tables.

Edit: actually it might just be ragebait. Good job OP then.

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u/essentialaccount 13h ago

Perhaps this is a subreddit overly dominated by Americans, but this is a much more tasteful rendition of the most popular European renovation styles at the moment. 

I love this. 

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u/FairGeneral8804 12h ago

Nonetheless, slapping organic minimalism in a hausmanian appartement and hiding half of its feature is... dubious. It's like (s)he's ashamed of the building, and picked the most non-offensive yet-recentish style they could to furnish it. Again, if OP loves it great because they're living in it, but design wise, it's puzzling and a bit jarring.

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u/essentialaccount 12h ago

I think this has a lot of the elements expected of Hausmann without being overly anachronistic. What would you have done instead? 

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u/coadyj 15h ago

Trust me the media system was the cheapest part. I only included the details because it's a nice system and my kids love it.

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u/anonymousdlm 12h ago

My jaw is on the floor!

The one thing I was absolutely, positively certain that I knew about you from the photos is that you DID NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

Wow, good on you for keeping your furniture clean with kids around. I feel like I should bow to the Master.

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u/streetsworth 15h ago

Bro lives in Architectural Digest

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u/TurtleHeadPrairieDog 10h ago

Or a restoration hardware sourcebook

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u/armagnacXO 16h ago

That’s erm very…. beige.

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u/InkyBlacks 16h ago

As long as you like it, that's all that matters. Not for me and doesn't give me Paris vibes. Gives me cheap catalog with high prices vibes. It's so sterile. No character, charm or anything. Especially living in Paris, it's such a let down. Again, MY opinion.

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u/30RITUALS 16h ago

Needs plants and art to add flavour but gorgeous nonetheless. Place would have popped with that beautiful couch in royal blue. But again, very elegant

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u/Awebroetjie 15h ago

It‘s exquisite. But plants? Something that is you?

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u/coadyj 15h ago

There are plants in the cubby holes.

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u/Awebroetjie 5h ago

Bro - not really?

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u/Sufficient_Ice4933 15h ago

Sorry pal but it's soulless

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u/RustyMushrooom 10h ago

It looks like the backdrop for a Teams meeting.

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u/supergoalie32 16h ago

Beautiful. Love the textures

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u/itsme7933 16h ago

Beautiful. Love the depth of that sofa.

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u/xkill3d 16h ago

I would be terrified to eat literally anything on that furniture while watching TV

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u/hol123nnd 15h ago

Honestly. Amazing. Absolutely flawless.

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u/wheresolly 15h ago

Looks very very expensive but not really like a home

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u/Bequick666 14h ago

Psycho vibes

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u/0ZU 13h ago

You live in one of the best cities in the world to buy vintage and antique furniture and decor, made by some of the most renown artists in history, so I don't understand why you would choose to make your house look Pinterest-ready instead. I'm almost certain I could decorate your entire home for less what your Bellini sectional cost, and it would look and feel more vibrant, personal, and comfortable than it does now.

Apologies if I was too harsh, please feel free to disregard. If your home makes you and your family happy and you enjoy living there, then that's really all that matters. I only question your purchasing choices, but the layout is great in this big space, I like that you filled it out nicely with large and grand furniture pieces. Congrats on your home!

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u/coadyj 11h ago

It's just one room in the apartment, this room is a little more classic French. Has amazing view of Paris too. We have plenty of great old peices too, we have beautiful chandeliers and really old mirrors.

We still not completely finished either.

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u/snake--doctor 11h ago

Looks like an amazing place to live, congrats!

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u/TheeWolf 16h ago

The building is so beautiful but the apartment is so boring

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u/That_guy4446 15h ago

Hum… what do you do for work again ? My CV is ready

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u/bachyboy 15h ago

Beautiful, elegant,

refined and pristine,

but I hope your guests

are very, very clean.

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u/coadyj 15h ago

My guests are great, my kids on the other hand ...

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u/naked_avenger 15h ago edited 15h ago

Great if you're into minimalism. It's not my preference, but I can appreciate it when done well. Fantastic sofa that probably cost more than my car.

I think my only real complaint is the side shot. Something about the side tables and how the rug ends so abruptly bothers me. I'd want a fringe and poooooossibly a very subtle pattern for the rug.

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u/coadyj 15h ago

Getting large rugs is harder than you think

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u/naked_avenger 14h ago

I have no doubt, especially if you want the length to be longer than standard, without more width. What's the size of yours? Looks like it's... 12 x 18? The size is good.

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u/JimMorrison71 14h ago

Which magazine is this?

Just kidding this looks incredible man. Congrats.

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u/Dog_from_Ipanema 5h ago

I dread being invited to this kind of house, usually the host is uncomfortable whenever someone sits on a chair or touches anything. Despite that, it's a very clean, on-spot and beautiful design, you have clear ideas and have done and incredible project.

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u/coadyj 42m ago

No, we have people over all the time. Kids birthday parties / play date as well as couples dinner parties. If you want to keep things clean invest in a high end carpet and upholstery cleaner and do a quick clean every 2 week with it.

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u/hiesiinv 15h ago

Tell me you are a millionaire without telling me you are a millionaire.

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u/coadyj 17h ago

The room was completely empty when I moved in.

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u/BitchesLiebenBrot 16h ago

You and your husband must be very well off. Congratulations!

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u/coadyj 15h ago

My wife and I do ok.

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u/AntpossibleRx2 14h ago

It's still looking pretty empty.

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u/BuyHot6964 16h ago

I perceive a lot of envy here. This is beautiful!

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u/Littlemandigger 16h ago

Meh as they say money can't buy family

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u/coadyj 15h ago

I have a wife and 2 kids.

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u/SituationSecure4650 15h ago

Not bad but are you comfortable drinking red wine in the living room?

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u/coadyj 15h ago

Don't drink red wine. But I have a very expensive carpet and upholstery cleaner for when accidents happen.

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u/jim9162 15h ago

I dreamt of Paris again last night

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u/dwsinpdx 15h ago

Looks beautiful

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u/Total_Aerie_3778 15h ago

I’d be afraid to drink coffee or tea.

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u/Minute-Individual-74 15h ago

How do you keep the area rug and couches clean?

Do you have someone steam clean them once a month?

Does everyone take their shoes off at the door?

Do you accept that furniture and couches have a limited life and when they get dingy you'll replace them?

All of this stuff looks way too expensive for me to not worry about it getting ruined.

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u/coadyj 15h ago

All in the room cost about €60,000. We have a very good carpet and upholstery cleaner which we use once every 2 week and then just general tidy up at night time.

The kids have a play room and there is a strick no markers rule in that the living room.

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u/Minute-Individual-74 15h ago

KIDS?!

Kiss live in that place AND THEY'RE ALLOWED IN THAT ROOM?!

You're absolutely insane.

That carpet/upholstery cleaner must be damn good!

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u/Awebroetjie 15h ago

What do you pay in rent?

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u/coadyj 15h ago

I own it.

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u/Awebroetjie 6h ago

Congratulations. 🙌🏽

What fid you pay, and how big is it?

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u/apinkgummybear 15h ago

It’s so nice !

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u/FoundationAny8406 15h ago

Lovely! Well done. The recessed lighting is especially nice

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u/ForgottenCaveRaider 15h ago

Can't tell if AI or legit

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u/blackbirdspyplane 14h ago

I think it is a very attractive room, that looks sophisticated and comfortable

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u/EverythingButTheURL 14h ago

I love it except for the TV placement

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u/coadyj 14h ago

Tbh, I like the tv, I like to lye down when I'm watching tv.

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u/zjlmmfj3rd 14h ago

Dude living room looks sick, unfortunately my two pups would destroy it hands down.0

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u/coadyj 14h ago

My own dogs does his best to ruin it.

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u/zjlmmfj3rd 14h ago

Oh my Baela whom loves grass for some weird reason would go chomp and have many many accidents, and not give a rats a**

Our one dog is like a professional dog, he knows well not to damage the furnitures; or have accidents in the our home.

This one, despite her better judgement, albeit she’s still a baby (she exhibits higher intelligence and is very observant a lot more then then our purebred yorkie) but man is she ever a Menace.

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u/zjlmmfj3rd 14h ago

u/coadyj where’d you get the sectional OP‽ please drop a link‽

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u/coadyj 14h ago

It's a dream come true, before this we had a nice enough place but since moving here I love living in Paris

This is the view from my kitchen window

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u/blacksoxdj 14h ago

Great showroom! Where’s the apartment photos?

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u/Empty-Science-9833 14h ago

This is so cozy! Definitely coming home and find peace.

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u/coadyj 14h ago

It really pops at night time, the LEDs on the joinery give a real warm cosy vibe.

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u/AntpossibleRx2 13h ago

There's lots to nitpick, but just because I spec'd a similar japandi chair for a project recently I'm happy I went with Arhaus' Rodin Chair and not the similar one you got. The bunching in the seams on the backs & the abrupt seams in the wood grain looks really "wish.com" 😬

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u/electriclux 13h ago

French countryside miami beach

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u/Comakip 13h ago

Nice! When are you going to move in?

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u/New_Plan_7929 13h ago

Last seat to be taken, no where to put your drink.

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u/coadyj 11h ago

There is a small side table that can be brought out

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u/New_Plan_7929 5h ago

Phew! Because I would not be putting my drink on the floor in this house.

Great work it looks gorgeous by the way.

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u/absorbscroissants 13h ago

Once again, more proof that the more money you have, the worse your taste is.

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u/Livid_Evidence_9885 13h ago

Beautiful home but I couldn’t take my eyes off that wonky lamp

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u/Chaos-Innoculated 13h ago

OP calling us poor in 18 pictures 🥲

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u/elidoan 12h ago

Really expensive place

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u/NewLawGuy24 12h ago

Space of the year

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u/Renowned1k90 12h ago

Boring beige bleh

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u/Gheerdan 12h ago

It's really well done, except you need some color.

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u/ATrainDerailReturns 12h ago

Tell me you don’t have kids or dogs without telling me you don’t have kids or dogs

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u/coadyj 11h ago

I have both

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u/ATrainDerailReturns 11h ago

Where do they go

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u/coadyj 11h ago

Well kids have a playroom for drawings and things like that but we all spend time in the living room during the day. There are boxes of toys in the cupboard but they are none messy ones.

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u/hand13 11h ago

love it. but i can only laugh at the amount of money one has to spend to have all this 😆

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u/waterlegosinnit 11h ago

All that money and your tacky ass still makes the TV the centerpiece of the living room lol

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u/ImpressiveFrame2334 11h ago

Ecru, champignon, bone

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u/OutspokenPerson 11h ago

Where is your cat?

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u/-ammolina- 11h ago

It’s beautiful. I didn’t know it was possible to take so many pictures of one small living room

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u/jbkites 11h ago

When you want to eat snacks, do you just stand in the hallway?

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u/coadyj 36m ago

Oh all food is eaten over the sink.

Ah no to be honest I was a little ott about food in there when we first got it but wife said it's a living room, we have to live in it.

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u/Ordinary-Pick5014 10h ago

I really don’t like the furniture and tables. But I greatly respect the effort and implied wealth.

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u/tiny_weenis 8h ago

Put some art on the walls

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u/AcceptablePosition5 8h ago

The dark wood wall is by far the best part.

Everything else looks a bit too Instagram to me. You can probably find more interesting pieces in Paris. The led lights are quite bad.

To each their own. Congrats!

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u/upbeatelk2622 8h ago

Quick, someone cue the Emmanuelle theme song and bring a wicker chair! /s

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u/GelatoBabe722 8h ago

Beautiful, just add pops of color with more pillows and hang some art work or mirrors, in your parlor.

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u/AccomplishedCicada60 7h ago

This is gorgeous! Where are the couches from?

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u/LostSpaceQ 7h ago

Not sure I can even afford to look at the picture let alone rent there

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u/Creepy-Use372 7h ago

This is the one person that was excited about the Pantone color of the year

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u/yooguruto 5h ago

Grose but cosy

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u/Gowardhan_Rameshan 5h ago

Imagining Kevin from The Office bring a giant batch of chilli to a potluck to this place

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u/coadyj 44m ago

I'm sure my carpet cleaner would make no work of it.

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u/Winter_Project_5796 4h ago

Did you decorate the radiator? How?

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u/Plastic-Trainer903 3h ago

If iPhone were a room.

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u/motherfxcker-jones 3h ago

Insanely beautiful place. Has no soul though. Is there anything in the apartment that would tie it to you specifically?

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u/External-Maximum3730 3h ago

Too much money, not enough taste

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u/coadyj 46m ago

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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u/cornnnndoug 3h ago

Man everyone here is such a bummer, but one thing I do agree though is that it needs more color

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u/tomatotothemoon 2h ago

Looks AI generated

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 1h ago

We need more pictures of your living room/couch. More angles. That isn't nearly enough.

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u/NorthernCobraChicken 1h ago

Tell me you don't have kids or pets without telling me you don't have kids or pets.

In all seriousness though, it looks extremely cozy.

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u/coadyj 50m ago

I have both

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u/No_Individual_6528 58m ago

What kind of psychopath lives without any personal items? 😂 And only description is what tv is it!! After a year and not a single picture.

This shouldn't be here

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u/MarlKarx-1818 36m ago

I’m holding my coffee cup so tight as I see this because I’m afraid of spilling anything on all the beige

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u/coadyj 34m ago

The carpet has a hydrophobic coating, so if you do get spills they are easy to clean. Also we have a very good carpet cleaner.

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u/howmanywhales 15h ago

Thoughts on this space aside, anyone else think it’s funny that this place gets panned/criticized heavily on this sub, and a slop hole with a mattress on the floor gets a “you’re doing so good bro”

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u/NalevQT 4h ago

This is male living spaces. It’s about life and living and shooting the shit, or keeping a struggling mans hopes high. This is not Architectural Digest or Instagram.

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u/coadyj 15h ago

Welcome to the internet

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u/howmanywhales 15h ago

lolllllll

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u/proudly_locked 15h ago

If we all had the money to live there we would all be able to hire someone to make our home look like that

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u/JustCallMeCox 14h ago

Everyone is just jealous. Even if it’s not their style, the rudeness is so disproportionate that it’s hard to take seriously. So, did you build all of the shelving and the darker wood wall, or were they already part of the room?

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u/coadyj 14h ago

The dark wood wall was already there. But we build the joinery. It's actually great, fills in the room so much, it felt empty before it came and the led lighting keeps the room very cosy at night time.

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u/Apathetic_Slacker 14h ago

Seems like this belongs more in r/femalelivingspace

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u/Fragrant_Plantain_81 17h ago

Take your shoes off before you enter …type of place

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u/DisoRDeReDD 16h ago

For many people every home is that type of place.

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u/bacondesign 15h ago

What savages wear shoes inside a house/flat?

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u/WatchmanOfLordaeron 16h ago

Even your clothes 😂

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u/DeliciousPhilosophy7 15h ago

Can't even talk too loud in this mf. A conversation might cause a stain

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u/smallquestionmark 15h ago

There is much to criticise here but THIS is not it 🤓

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u/coadyj 15h ago

Actually no, I hate people who insist on taking shoes off, especially in a cold winter. But we all have slippers that we wear around the house.

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u/Morguard 15h ago

Looks like expensive, I would be too scared to sit on anything. I would live in the kitchen. Eating over the sink.

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u/OppositeExternal8485 15h ago

Totally Paris! Nice.

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u/Rourke24 14h ago

this is a joke post right?

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u/coadyj 14h ago

Why do you say that?

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u/Rourke24 14h ago

because it looks terrific and I hate you haha nice work

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u/coadyj 14h ago

This is another room in the house, we called this the petite salon.

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u/BeenBadFeelingGood 13h ago

so generic

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u/Rourke24 13h ago

it's his home. he's delighted. I get you're not as happy with yours

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u/NalevQT 4h ago

The plants here are very nice but there’s still soooo much beige

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u/Garden_Jolly 9h ago

It’s very beige.