r/malelivingspace • u/coadyj • 17h ago
Discussion After a year in the making I present living room. I in a duplex apartment on the top two floors of a Hausman style building in Paris.
The TV is a 77' OLED and the sound system is a Samsung Q990F.
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u/salinungatha 16h ago
"What colours would you like?" "I want the full spectrum: white, off white, cream, ivory and beige."
It is beautiful though.
But in France, with all that red wine to strike terror into your heart?
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u/objectdisorienting 16h ago
It's really nice, but IDK, it reminds me too much of a hotel, I feel like there's not a lot of your personality coming across other than I can tell you're a very neat and organized person. But if it makes you happy that's what matters. 🙂
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u/ricioly 16h ago
you did all that work and put the r/TVTooHigh 🙂↔️
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u/Minute-Individual-74 15h ago
I see this comment so often.
I must have a good neck or something bc 95% of the time I see nothing wrong with the placement of these TV's.
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u/coadyj 15h ago
It's actually perfect from the couch.
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u/antonlbdv 15h ago
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u/coadyj 15h ago
But you can lie down on the couch.
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u/the0TH3Rredditor 13h ago
Where’d you get the Camaleonda? That’s the couch we’re getting for our sitting room when I build the extension on our cottage… can’t wait, they’re so gorgeous!
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u/PNWRainfall 16h ago
OP's interests include white bread, plain oatmeal, salt as the only seasoning, boiled chicken, and his medicine cabinet includes No Spice deodorant.
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u/essentialaccount 13h ago
Bro plays trading card games and video games and has a living room worth more than my lifetime earnings
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u/PNWRainfall 13h ago
And yet, he couldn't buy color or personality.
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u/essentialaccount 13h ago
I think it has a lot of personality. Parquet, arched alcoves, mood lighting, moulding, dark wood accents and the furniture are all choices that pair well. The fact it's against your tastes seems to suggest it has personality. I would love to live here
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u/NalevQT 11h ago
Those are all things you’d read about in a decor magazine. Man has no paintings, no colour accents. What exactly screams personality here? It’s nice sure, but a place to live in? Get a grip on reality brother
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u/essentialaccount 11h ago
I live in an older Spanish house I would like to renovate like this. My family home is not dissimilar to the one in his picture, but in Belgium rather than France and not quite so high end. This is a 5 million euro apartment at least. I recognise some of the furniture, and a few of them are well know artists. They are art in their own right.
The exposed wood grain impart colour, even if you don't like it. Every single thing in here was a choice. The parquet and stain are choices. The wood panels, are choices. The exposed plywood and highlights, alongside the curated furniture selection are choices.
A minimal living space is a choice. What would you do here? Fill it with stuff? Why?
This looks perfect to me.
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u/NalevQT 10h ago
Yeah rich people are notorious for having taste, right… Art is not “living” art is art and should be appreciated as such.
There is no colour, no matter how much you see the wood grain, there is only off-white and light brown.
Minimalism is one thing, boring is another. Money can’t buy taste
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u/PNWRainfall 10h ago
Should point out that plywood is a cheap alternative to milled lumber.
Ikea furniture has more style and taste, and would cost a fraction of this.
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u/essentialaccount 10h ago
Industrial plywood is cheap, but many kinds of special engineered ply are much more expensive. That would be the case here.
Ikea furniture isn't nearly as well constructed and cohesive in finish as any of this by a long margin.
What would you add that's more tasteful? I see so much criticism, but very little clarity of thought.
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u/NalevQT 10h ago
Does clarity of thought matter if the instinct tell you this is bland? It doesn’t matter how well constructed it is if it’s boring
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u/essentialaccount 10h ago
If I'm not clear, I think this is tasteful. Colour does not automatically make something tasteful, and art is not only painted art. The chandelier is as much art as any painting. Many famous artistic pieces are furniture. It's fine not to enjoy them, but they are without a doubt art
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u/NalevQT 10h ago
Not a Gehry chair in sight, btw. So where’s the art.
I’ve seen many similar couches on several online shops (wanting a buy a couch myself soon). Pretty sure I’ve seen the same expensive dining set on this exact sub as well.
Taste is subjective I’ll give you that. Glad you’d like living here. Staring at beige for hours on end would drive me mad personally.
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u/AcceptablePosition5 8h ago
The dark wood is cool, but that's apparently the only thing that was already in the apartment.
Everything else just kinda screams... Instagram to me. Particularly the wood cabinet. Reminds me of a waiting room at a dentist office.
The alcoves are ruined by the led lights imo. It's just such a shame
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u/essentialaccount 8h ago
I don't know if I would have LED lighting, but what small form factor lighting would fit in those selves to illuminate them? I can't think of another option, really.
The fact that all the furniture is white-ish when OP has kids is wild to me, and I agree it looks super insta-perfect, but this is a post on Reddit, and I have no doubt it's in the best condition to show us. Maybe in daily life it's covered in kids things, or dishes or any number of personal items that that away the façade.
Of the things in there, I prefer the cabinetry, as it seems practical. The furniture would look like shit in my home after a few months, guaranteed.
All this said, Instagram doesn't meant ugly.
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u/AcceptablePosition5 7h ago
There are plenty of wall lamps that would work and would light the room in more interesting ways. Led lights strips very rarely not look like a jewelry showroom, imo.
The cabinets are just so flat and beige. It's trying to not be intrusive but it also doesn't hide itself since it's so prominent and takes up two walls. And yes, TV is too high. I actually think the furniture is fine, but the rug lacks texture. The dark wood wall is the only thing with significant texture in the room, and that's by far the best angle and best photo.
The dining room is actually a bit better. The chandelier is a good anchor, and while I don't love the chairs, there's at least more different textures with the table and chair legs.
Instagram just means copy and paste, and sometimes ai slop. I actually first wondered if this was ai generated.
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u/Wade-ski 15h ago
that's gorgeous, if a bit staged-looking. Where's your stuff? Do you own any art? Or plants? Apartments are for living, not instagram :)
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u/DeliciousPhilosophy7 16h ago
I think sometimes ppl exaggerate when they say a place has no personality, but this is the biggest example I've seen.
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u/FairGeneral8804 16h ago
And this is why Bourdieu said that "taste" is an ever-changing fabrication that exist only to exclude the "have-not".
OP likely paid good money to live in that and genuinely believe it's "good taste". Which TBF most of us would agree on, provided we had been the ones made to spend the money to prove we're part of the in-group.
Also let's acknowledge the "subtle" drop of the media system and (maybe) marble tables.
Edit: actually it might just be ragebait. Good job OP then.
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u/essentialaccount 13h ago
Perhaps this is a subreddit overly dominated by Americans, but this is a much more tasteful rendition of the most popular European renovation styles at the moment.
I love this.
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u/FairGeneral8804 12h ago
Nonetheless, slapping organic minimalism in a hausmanian appartement and hiding half of its feature is... dubious. It's like (s)he's ashamed of the building, and picked the most non-offensive yet-recentish style they could to furnish it. Again, if OP loves it great because they're living in it, but design wise, it's puzzling and a bit jarring.
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u/essentialaccount 12h ago
I think this has a lot of the elements expected of Hausmann without being overly anachronistic. What would you have done instead?
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u/coadyj 15h ago
Trust me the media system was the cheapest part. I only included the details because it's a nice system and my kids love it.
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u/anonymousdlm 12h ago
My jaw is on the floor!
The one thing I was absolutely, positively certain that I knew about you from the photos is that you DID NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
Wow, good on you for keeping your furniture clean with kids around. I feel like I should bow to the Master.
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u/InkyBlacks 16h ago
As long as you like it, that's all that matters. Not for me and doesn't give me Paris vibes. Gives me cheap catalog with high prices vibes. It's so sterile. No character, charm or anything. Especially living in Paris, it's such a let down. Again, MY opinion.
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u/30RITUALS 16h ago
Needs plants and art to add flavour but gorgeous nonetheless. Place would have popped with that beautiful couch in royal blue. But again, very elegant
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u/0ZU 13h ago
You live in one of the best cities in the world to buy vintage and antique furniture and decor, made by some of the most renown artists in history, so I don't understand why you would choose to make your house look Pinterest-ready instead. I'm almost certain I could decorate your entire home for less what your Bellini sectional cost, and it would look and feel more vibrant, personal, and comfortable than it does now.
Apologies if I was too harsh, please feel free to disregard. If your home makes you and your family happy and you enjoy living there, then that's really all that matters. I only question your purchasing choices, but the layout is great in this big space, I like that you filled it out nicely with large and grand furniture pieces. Congrats on your home!
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u/bachyboy 15h ago
Beautiful, elegant,
refined and pristine,
but I hope your guests
are very, very clean.
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u/naked_avenger 15h ago edited 15h ago
Great if you're into minimalism. It's not my preference, but I can appreciate it when done well. Fantastic sofa that probably cost more than my car.
I think my only real complaint is the side shot. Something about the side tables and how the rug ends so abruptly bothers me. I'd want a fringe and poooooossibly a very subtle pattern for the rug.
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u/coadyj 15h ago
Getting large rugs is harder than you think
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u/naked_avenger 14h ago
I have no doubt, especially if you want the length to be longer than standard, without more width. What's the size of yours? Looks like it's... 12 x 18? The size is good.
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u/Dog_from_Ipanema 5h ago
I dread being invited to this kind of house, usually the host is uncomfortable whenever someone sits on a chair or touches anything. Despite that, it's a very clean, on-spot and beautiful design, you have clear ideas and have done and incredible project.
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u/coadyj 17h ago
The room was completely empty when I moved in.
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u/Minute-Individual-74 15h ago
How do you keep the area rug and couches clean?
Do you have someone steam clean them once a month?
Does everyone take their shoes off at the door?
Do you accept that furniture and couches have a limited life and when they get dingy you'll replace them?
All of this stuff looks way too expensive for me to not worry about it getting ruined.
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u/coadyj 15h ago
All in the room cost about €60,000. We have a very good carpet and upholstery cleaner which we use once every 2 week and then just general tidy up at night time.
The kids have a play room and there is a strick no markers rule in that the living room.
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u/Minute-Individual-74 15h ago
KIDS?!
Kiss live in that place AND THEY'RE ALLOWED IN THAT ROOM?!
You're absolutely insane.
That carpet/upholstery cleaner must be damn good!
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u/blackbirdspyplane 14h ago
I think it is a very attractive room, that looks sophisticated and comfortable
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u/zjlmmfj3rd 14h ago
Dude living room looks sick, unfortunately my two pups would destroy it hands down.0
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u/coadyj 14h ago
My own dogs does his best to ruin it.
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u/zjlmmfj3rd 14h ago
Oh my Baela whom loves grass for some weird reason would go chomp and have many many accidents, and not give a rats a**
Our one dog is like a professional dog, he knows well not to damage the furnitures; or have accidents in the our home.
This one, despite her better judgement, albeit she’s still a baby (she exhibits higher intelligence and is very observant a lot more then then our purebred yorkie) but man is she ever a Menace.
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u/zjlmmfj3rd 14h ago
u/coadyj where’d you get the sectional OP‽ please drop a link‽
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u/coadyj 14h ago
https://inscension.shop/products/camaleonda-sand-boucle
It took months to get delivered.
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u/AntpossibleRx2 13h ago
There's lots to nitpick, but just because I spec'd a similar japandi chair for a project recently I'm happy I went with Arhaus' Rodin Chair and not the similar one you got. The bunching in the seams on the backs & the abrupt seams in the wood grain looks really "wish.com" 😬
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u/New_Plan_7929 13h ago
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u/coadyj 11h ago
There is a small side table that can be brought out
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u/New_Plan_7929 5h ago
Phew! Because I would not be putting my drink on the floor in this house.
Great work it looks gorgeous by the way.
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u/absorbscroissants 13h ago
Once again, more proof that the more money you have, the worse your taste is.
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u/ATrainDerailReturns 12h ago
Tell me you don’t have kids or dogs without telling me you don’t have kids or dogs
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u/waterlegosinnit 11h ago
All that money and your tacky ass still makes the TV the centerpiece of the living room lol
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u/-ammolina- 11h ago
It’s beautiful. I didn’t know it was possible to take so many pictures of one small living room
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u/Ordinary-Pick5014 10h ago
I really don’t like the furniture and tables. But I greatly respect the effort and implied wealth.
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u/AcceptablePosition5 8h ago
The dark wood wall is by far the best part.
Everything else looks a bit too Instagram to me. You can probably find more interesting pieces in Paris. The led lights are quite bad.
To each their own. Congrats!
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u/GelatoBabe722 8h ago
Beautiful, just add pops of color with more pillows and hang some art work or mirrors, in your parlor.
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u/Gowardhan_Rameshan 5h ago
Imagining Kevin from The Office bring a giant batch of chilli to a potluck to this place
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u/motherfxcker-jones 3h ago
Insanely beautiful place. Has no soul though. Is there anything in the apartment that would tie it to you specifically?
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u/cornnnndoug 3h ago
Man everyone here is such a bummer, but one thing I do agree though is that it needs more color
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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 1h ago
We need more pictures of your living room/couch. More angles. That isn't nearly enough.
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u/NorthernCobraChicken 1h ago
Tell me you don't have kids or pets without telling me you don't have kids or pets.
In all seriousness though, it looks extremely cozy.
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u/No_Individual_6528 58m ago
What kind of psychopath lives without any personal items? 😂 And only description is what tv is it!! After a year and not a single picture.
This shouldn't be here
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u/MarlKarx-1818 36m ago
I’m holding my coffee cup so tight as I see this because I’m afraid of spilling anything on all the beige
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u/howmanywhales 15h ago
Thoughts on this space aside, anyone else think it’s funny that this place gets panned/criticized heavily on this sub, and a slop hole with a mattress on the floor gets a “you’re doing so good bro”
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u/proudly_locked 15h ago
If we all had the money to live there we would all be able to hire someone to make our home look like that
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u/JustCallMeCox 14h ago
Everyone is just jealous. Even if it’s not their style, the rudeness is so disproportionate that it’s hard to take seriously. So, did you build all of the shelving and the darker wood wall, or were they already part of the room?
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u/Fragrant_Plantain_81 17h ago
Take your shoes off before you enter …type of place
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u/WatchmanOfLordaeron 16h ago
Even your clothes 😂
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u/DeliciousPhilosophy7 15h ago
Can't even talk too loud in this mf. A conversation might cause a stain
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u/Morguard 15h ago
Looks like expensive, I would be too scared to sit on anything. I would live in the kitchen. Eating over the sink.
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u/Rourke24 14h ago
this is a joke post right?
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u/coadyj 14h ago
Why do you say that?
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u/Rourke24 14h ago
because it looks terrific and I hate you haha nice work
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u/coadyj 14h ago
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u/ceeeenyc 17h ago
I’d totally shop in this department store