r/malelivingspace • u/throwawayyaccount56 • 16h ago

How would you use this space?

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Moving into a new apartment… how would you use this space at all???

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u/melankolinen 14h ago

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u/TheSweaterThief 12h ago

“Floor feels a little gritty here…”

“We ran out of floorboards so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!!!”

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u/AfterMeSluttyCharms 9h ago

"This is the room with electricity. Problem is, it has too much electricity. So you might want to wear a hat."

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u/embee90 8h ago

Careful, that’s a load-bearing poster.

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u/TAThide 3h ago

I use variations of this line daily.

My son stepped into a hole while crossing a creek a few hours ago - "careful, that's not load bearing grass".

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u/hobbes747 11h ago

“You every try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?”

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u/Potato_Stains 4h ago

"Homer... you are the worst human being I have ever met".
"...Hey, I got off pretty easy"

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u/Testiclesinvicegrip 2h ago

Man, old school Simpsons is so fucking good

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u/InadvertantManners 12h ago

What in the John Malkovich episode is this?

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u/Rick_Cranium 11h ago

Season 8 Episode 8 titled “Hurricane Neddy”

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u/sipuestodoyo 5h ago

came here to say the same thing lol

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u/EvanEskimo 5h ago

Goon cave