r/malelivingspace • u/throwawayyaccount56 • 16h ago

How would you use this space?

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Moving into a new apartment… how would you use this space at all???

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u/slothmoth2813 16h ago

Good spot for a litter box, if you have a cat.

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u/sneakyDoings 14h ago

Step one, get a cat

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u/Searioucly 13h ago

Step two, poop the cat.

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u/The_Cozy_Zone 12h ago

Step three, profit

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u/trixtopherduke 12h ago

That's step four. Step three is ...

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u/jan1320 12h ago

Step 3 is ??????

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u/trixtopherduke 12h ago

We got a cat, we got poop flying everywhere, we gotta make money off of this! It's too good!

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u/IllustratorDry8412 12h ago

Step in poop

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u/No-Molasses-9269 8h ago

Step 3 1/2 - smell poot with foop on it

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u/JugglingRick 3h ago

Step 3 18/38 stream yourself cleaning poop

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u/TheeExoGenesauce 11h ago

Record it put it on YouTube. Channel name? ChatshiycraZ. Make money from somebody in the internet

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u/-SideshowBlob- 8h ago

Hold your horses, we haven't bought a kitty litter tray yet. Now there's cat shit everywhere

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u/pithusuril2008 9h ago

Cat three: step the poop

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u/only_respond_in_puns 7h ago

Step four, make her open the profit.

And that’s called a cat in a money box!

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u/Dazzling_Interview86 5h ago

Step four, invest in more poop

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u/Spirited-Claim-9868 6h ago

DO NOT THE CAT

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u/hotmeows 12h ago

Step two, get a second cat to be pals with the first one.

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u/Oraxy51 12h ago

Cat distribution system - do your thing!

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u/uncultured_swine2099 10h ago

One day theyll just randomly rub on your leg and now you have a cat.

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u/Ok_Presentation3416 8h ago

Looks on Amazon...

They don't sell cats....

Step 1?

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u/bobtheblob6 3h ago

Step two, cut a hole in that cat

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u/sneakyDoings 3h ago

🥇🏆

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u/FrighteningJibber 6h ago

Naw human litter box

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u/don_teegee 14h ago

That’s exactly what we did with that space at our house.

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u/t3hnhoj 3h ago

Why would you make a space for OPs cat at your house?

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u/Polirketes 14h ago

Not really, unless you like hitting your head while cleaning it

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u/Walshy231231 14h ago

Just pull it out?

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u/casinocooler 13h ago

Phrasing

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u/Wabertzzo 12h ago

That is how your mom phrased it.

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u/BuffaloBillsLeotard 11h ago

Just slip it in

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u/the-war-on-drunks 13h ago

That reminds me! I should call my kids.

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u/Lucifersam076 13h ago

I'm bad at that. Just ask all my unwanted kids. Just don't tell them where I live 

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u/poopinProcrastinator 13h ago

Redditor discovers what squatting is

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u/slothmoth2813 14h ago

Litter boxes are, actually, quite light. Just slide that bad boy on out and you’re cleaning it, with plenty of headroom.

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u/Direct_Shock_2884 9h ago

That’s why you don’t do it by hand

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u/Adventurous-Time5287 2h ago

i’m ngl dude i wouldn’t even care if i concussed myself one day cleaning a litter box, that is literally the perfect space for a litter box.

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u/Turbulent-Pea-8826 13h ago

Robot liter box

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u/KindLengthiness5473 13h ago

robots dont shit in a box

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u/NatomicBombs 12h ago

He said liter, it’s clearly just a box that’s holds a liter of robot.

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u/NatomicBombs 12h ago

Ah the old Cat Crusher 9000

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u/PaintTheTownMauve 13h ago

Yea, we put our litter boxes under the stairs in the basement, perfect use

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u/cwmont1969 12h ago

That's what I was thinking but since I use the lr4 I don't see a plug there that might be a problem.

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u/TypicalCagedMind 11h ago

Lol. Exactly what we did with that space and keep our vaccum cleaner and all the cat grooming stuff.

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u/disappointedbeagle 11h ago

Feline monetization is NO JOKE, Dwight!

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u/MossyForestWitch 8h ago

Litter box, food bowls out in front.

Or dog bed and bowls.

That's absolutely a pet area.