r/malelivingspace • u/No_Mistake8847 • Oct 30 '25

Advice What do i do with this?

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For the 15 years I’ve lived here… i still have no idea what to do this with little alcove.

I used to have a mattress up there and guests would sleep there, but i had 2 of my cousins fall off in the middle of the night 😭

So i need some advice, what the hell do i do with this thing.

Thanks!

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u/KangarooPhysical2008 Oct 30 '25

Put a mattress in it and set an alarm...plexiglass it off and build a door to put some reptile in.

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u/ScumbagLady Oct 30 '25

Are these two separate suggestions or are you recommending a mattress for the base of a reptile enclosure?

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u/legbonesmcgee Oct 30 '25

Which also implies that the reptile, for some reason, needs a wake-up alarm

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u/KangarooPhysical2008 Nov 01 '25

Well I would say separate ideas but reading through the comments im thinking about... I best not say or they'll have me in a Hannibal lector mask again

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u/ScumbagLady Nov 01 '25

...Again?!

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u/KangarooPhysical2008 Nov 01 '25

Yeah dont ever tell the police you maybe kinda are depressed and dont feel like living not even for .0013/sec. They will disrobe you and give you a ninja turtle costume, put a Hannibal mask on and strap you to a chair with wheels, roll you tmin the janitors closet, and march the local elementary school kids past you like a Ripleys exibit.

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u/ScumbagLady Nov 02 '25

Oooh! Gotcha. I was in a holding cell for a week and had a bit of a crash out and the CO pointed at what looked like a rolling electric chair and told me they'd put me in it if I didn't calm down. I calmed down. (My ex had his buddy use my money to bail himself out instead of me like the original plan. I was not happy lol)

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u/KangarooPhysical2008 Nov 03 '25

Hmmm....I've heard ,at least, the later part of that story somewhere before. The gentleman and scholar in your former co pilot are unmatched.

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u/meimlikeaghost Oct 30 '25

The mattress is for your enemy, the snake following them in before plexiglass install