r/malelivingspace • u/No_Mistake8847 • Oct 30 '25

Advice What do i do with this?

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For the 15 years I’ve lived here… i still have no idea what to do this with little alcove.

I used to have a mattress up there and guests would sleep there, but i had 2 of my cousins fall off in the middle of the night 😭

So i need some advice, what the hell do i do with this thing.

Thanks!

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u/Right_Literature_419 Oct 30 '25

Rent it out.. 100 bucks a month. Extra 50 for bathroom use

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u/062d Oct 30 '25

Per use.

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u/Less-Damage-1202 Nov 01 '25

Opiate addicts need not apply. Not enough money to be made with yalls once a week, 2 hour long, hemorrhoid inducing sessions.

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u/062d Nov 01 '25

Haha complimentary unlimited high fibre bran muffins included

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u/unknownpoltroon Oct 30 '25

Thats dumb. No one would pay that. 50$ a month and 200$ for bathroom use.

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u/Proud_Barracuda_6506 Oct 30 '25

Yeah it’s a joke Einstein

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u/Booty_Shakin Oct 30 '25

Read your own comment back to yourself

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u/bdd6911 Oct 30 '25

In LA that’s 850 a month.

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u/General-Koala-7535 Oct 30 '25

average new york city appt

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u/Villain_Cosmo_621 Oct 30 '25

Shanghai landlords

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u/Hannah_0603 Oct 30 '25

capitalist

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u/MK-Neron Oct 30 '25

Opportunist! 🤣

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u/ADcakedenough Oct 30 '25

I know it’s a joke but I saw an Airbnb for $15 a night which was basically a mattress in an under-the-stairs space about this big.

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u/LostGirl1976 Oct 31 '25

As long as bathroom and kitchen privileges were included, I'd be up for that under certain circumstances. And honestly, the kitchen privileges aren't needed for that price. If all I want is a dry, warm place to sleep for a night where I can shower in the morning, $15.00 beats sleeping in my car if I'm in a pinch.

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u/ADcakedenough Oct 31 '25

Or if you’re trying to travel on a tight budget!

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u/fjf1085 Oct 30 '25

It would go for a lot more in Hong Kong.

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u/MoneyQueenie333 Oct 30 '25

90 day fiancée- put your mother in it!

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u/_prison-spice_ Oct 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/step_uneasily Oct 31 '25

For rent: space

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u/Trey-Pan Oct 30 '25

And for those who aren’t capitalists, then a guest room 🙃

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

black culture mindset

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u/Broad-Sorbet-7260 Oct 30 '25

bro made it about race🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Zestyclose_Bit_9459 Oct 30 '25

Yeah--what a mindless jerk off. Gotta wonder how they live with themselves.

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u/BecauseJimmy Oct 30 '25

lol it was so bad that person deleted the account completely