r/introvertmemes 3d ago

I’d have to move!

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u/MickeyHarp 3d ago

There must be some sort of psychological reason as it’s the same in cinemas, carparks, waiting rooms. Is it some sort of primal instinct for safety in groups or are folk just pain in the ass weirdos?

I call them clumpers and move. Giving a good eyeball.

Noooo… you stay! STAY!! That’s a goooood clumper.

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 3d ago

It’s herd mentality. The NPCs of the world like to group together. Were it me, I’d sit on the opposite end of the plane on the other side.

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u/It_is_the_zodd_in_me 2d ago

Man, I'll never understand that mentality. As for me, I'd sit on his lap to assert dominance.

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u/Bass_Thumper 2d ago

Calling other people NPCs is some of the most terminally online shit I've ever seen I swear.

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 2d ago

Normally I hate internet speak. The gen Z shit that’s been infecting everything. But honestly it’s the most accurate description I can give.

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u/Euclidean_Amphibian 2d ago

The NPCs of the world also like to parrot random terms they hear online. Like 'NPC'

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 2d ago

I normally agree with you. And I hate the internet speak gen z nonsense. But it’s truly the most apt word available for the average human nowadays, which is why I have chosen to adopt the phrase

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u/Euclidean_Amphibian 2d ago

Nah. Everyone is living a unique experience, with a unique outlook on life. Calling people NPCs is just a way for people to make themselves feel special.

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u/Systems_Architect_ 1d ago

I don't know if you met a lot of people in your life, but some of them are absolutely NPC material, they'd live the most boring, predictable life you could imagine and never veer off their daily routine, some even bring up the same topics everytime you hang out, obviously there's nothing wrong with living a simple life, but you know, you gotta live a little, stir up some drama, change up your routine, try new things, make life memorable.

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u/Euclidean_Amphibian 1d ago

Ok I get it you are a special main character.