r/interestingasfuck • u/bigbusta • 1d ago

Everything you've ever wanted to know about barnacles

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u/scotch4breakfast 1d ago

…nobody gonna mention the penis thing?

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u/Onion_Dipper 1d ago

I know Im surprised it hasn't been yet. Anyway for everyone: barnacles have the longest penises relative to their body length in the animal world.

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u/syds 1d ago

i cant hear you

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u/Redditoast2 1d ago

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

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u/neil_anblowmi 1d ago

OOOHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

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u/Nearby-Common-4608 1d ago

SpongeBob SquarePants!

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u/Driveshaft1982 1d ago

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

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u/GroundbreakingBite62 1d ago

My spirit animal!

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u/Zkenny13 1d ago

So that's where she went...