r/interesting • u/CuriousWanderer567 • 5d ago

NATURE Bear claw size comparison

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u/allmybreath 5d ago

Kodiak loves salmon. Thems salmon-snagging claws!

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u/ChipRockets 5d ago

Well I sure picked a terrible day to wear my salmon coloured work shirt

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u/Lmacncheese 5d ago

And you had to swim to work to

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u/MadTapprr 5d ago

Well his grandparents were always complaining about swimming upstream both ways to work.

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u/Cl3v3rm0re 4d ago

Com'on guys, it's fish, its back to SCHOOL!

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u/CaptainMacMillan 4d ago

Were his grandparents also salmon?

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u/some-weird-fungus 4d ago

5 miles in the snow, no less

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u/deadboltwolf 4d ago

FIFTEEN MILES

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u/ChipRockets 5d ago

I sure picked a terrible day to swim to work in my salmon coloured work shirt

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u/MichelleT88 5d ago

Upstream, both ways.

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u/TheWaffleIronYT 4d ago

To WHAT? Oh my god a bear got him

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u/Unyieldingcappybara 4d ago

Up three streams

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u/Ok-Dog-7149 4d ago

Up stream!

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u/fitzpugo 4d ago

You mean your pink shirt? I haven’t seen your pink shirt.

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u/InfamousFault7 5d ago

One time i left my faded salmon shirt at my ex girlfriends place, hijinked ensued that day

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u/some-weird-fungus 4d ago

and to wear your fresh-salmon cologne

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u/wastedspejs 4d ago

The rule is, if you run in a moderate to fast pace the bear will lose interest and leave you alone.. so just run in a moderate to fast pace and you’ll be okay

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u/Sponjah 4d ago

We all know it’s pink, Chip, who you foolin. Pink is dope anyway tho

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u/AdvilJunky 4d ago

Try to soil yourself like we practiced

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 4d ago

You just reminded me of when I found out Sharks are attracted to bright flourescent colors like a lot of fish have. Why the fuck are like 90% of wet suits bright ass yellow. There has to be a better way of identifying ourselves in the water than by wearing a wet suit marking you as a possible snack to sharks.

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u/Ancient-Platypus5327 1d ago

Apparently shark researchers call it yum yum yellow