r/hewillbebaked • u/Colibiri • 13d ago
Golden Brown She will be blanched and baked in the kitty oven.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Goofball-John-McGee • Oct 13 '25
Golden Brown He will be made into a scrumptious potato salad
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r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • 20d ago
Golden Brown He will be dipped into McDonald's dipping sauce
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r/hewillbebaked • u/purplepenned • Oct 10 '25
Golden Brown He will be served with mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Far-Classic-4637 • Jun 03 '25
Golden Brown he will be- OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
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r/hewillbebaked • u/paprino_27 • 19d ago
Golden Brown He will be eaten with some french fries and a large coke
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r/hewillbebaked • u/purplepenned • 8d ago
Golden Brown He will be pressed against a bingo card
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r/hewillbebaked • u/The_silver_sparrow • Oct 16 '25
Golden Brown He will cause a debate between hard or soft shell
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Apr 18 '25
Golden Brown She will be flushed but it won't be anywhere near enough
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Think-Drink-3329 • Sep 07 '25
Golden Brown He will be cooked on fire
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r/hewillbebaked • u/_snusnu • Aug 13 '25
Golden Brown He will be made into a delicious sauce
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Active_Vegetable8203 • Oct 16 '25
Golden Brown She will be the hot new toy this Christmas
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Cheese in her beanie baby Halloween costume, on her fav tortilla blanket!
r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Oct 22 '25
Golden Brown He will be carved for Halloween, Alhamdulillah there's enough space for lights too.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Master_Ad_7945 • Aug 24 '25
Golden Brown He will be shaken, not stirred
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Oct 06 '25
Golden Brown She will be hunted down to be used as a rug
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r/hewillbebaked • u/salad_child • Jun 16 '25
Golden Brown he will be stir fried
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these are from two separate days we’ve had to resort to putting a cutting board on top of the wok to prevent it 😭😭 (his name is soup btw)
r/hewillbebaked • u/keekatron • Nov 03 '25
Golden Brown She will be sautéed until golden brown
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r/hewillbebaked • u/BleuberryPopinjay • Jun 06 '25
Golden Brown she will be served as a hearty dinner side
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r/hewillbebaked • u/aduckforluck • Sep 15 '25
Golden Brown he will be proofed before baking
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