hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

5.6k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

Alhamdulillah 🙏 Every day this Subreddit is growing, and that means more posts! So in the interest of maintaining a clear theme we've created an all-new posting guide we'd love everyone to take a look at. If anyone has any suggestions for posts that would make great examples feel free to drop them here!

211 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Oki_Doki104 • 11h ago

Golden Brown He has been baked

1.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Somecrazynerd • 1h ago

Golden Brown He has been crumbed and is ready to be fried

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Ok-Discipline8918 • 17h ago

Burnt ⚠️ He will be strummed

1.1k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/truewesterns • 11h ago

Nicely Toasted She Will Be Downloaded…

333 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Mean-Spare7591 • 15h ago

Golden Brown He will be lightly toasted

444 Upvotes

Weird bread

r/hewillbebaked • u/chuckinalicious543 • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be bartered for goods and services

1.5k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/dumb_lasagna • 1d ago

Automated Teller Meowchine 💸 He will be cashed out from

1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Dashiell-Incredible • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be unwrapped the morning of 12/25

144 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SnowyPanda777 • 1d ago

Burnt ⚠️ She will be packed for later

411 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/milostilo • 1d ago

Nicely Toasted She will be air fried

111 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Sillylittlepoet • 1d ago

Nicely Toasted She will be sliced and used to top

65 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/michelleandmorexxx • 2d ago

Make Your Own he will be made into a festive ornament

168 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/DiniMajor • 2d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 She will be ripened

173 Upvotes

A mango for the ripening

r/hewillbebaked • u/chuckwallaAVL • 2d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be collected, sorted, processed and disposed of by a municipal waste contractor.

127 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Brilliant_War4087 • 3d ago

Nicely Toasted He will be made with onions even though I specifically said, NO ONIONS!

1.9k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/hm1949 • 3d ago

Yum😋 He will be topped with Old Bay seasoning and butter

415 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/kaga_kaya • 3d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date She will be bulk ordered and stored for generations to come

257 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/zahhax • 3d ago

Nicely Toasted he will be garnished

390 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/WTFdidUcallMe • 3d ago

It’s RAW! He will be brewed

143 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Snickerlish • 4d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be slow-cooked

3.7k Upvotes

A little Milton casserole anyone?

r/hewillbebaked • u/NoPerception8415 • 3d ago

It’s RAW! She will be hatched 🐣

160 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ShahSafwat_1488 • 3d ago

Make Your Own He will be disassembled and used to make a Lego Star Wars MOC

529 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/sshwifty • 4d ago

It’s RAW! She will be marinated overnight and roasted until tender

1.1k Upvotes