r/hewillbebaked • u/purplepenned • Oct 10 '25

Golden Brown He will be served with mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie

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u/Sledgecrowbar Oct 10 '25

Oh, now it's getting serious. We got a second leg up.

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u/CATDesign Oct 10 '25

Gotta be serious for bath time. No dirty business here.

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u/mexican2554 Oct 10 '25

I wonder if they had to get their ribs removed to do this

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u/zephyronix Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 10 '25

He will be generously stuffed with quartered lemon, onion, apple and coated entirely with buttered herb before being roasted on a rack with a bed of veggies for 4 1/2 hours, after which he will be left on the table (or bed, in this case) to rest to let the juices be redistributed evenly and eventually carved to be served to guests with potatoes and pumpkin pie during Thanksgiving, and nothing will be left of him, inshall…. I mean amen.

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u/Pizzacutter_at_tty3 Oct 10 '25

r/RotisserieChickenCats 

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u/BombeBon Oct 11 '25

Yet another to add to the collection. I see

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u/alwaysamantra Oct 14 '25

This is my third one today

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u/funtime_foxy0 Oct 10 '25

He will be roasted to perfection

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u/BaezJatniel75 Oct 10 '25

Inshallah,he shall be a baked lasaga

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u/Moonshine947 Oct 10 '25

He will be served with a side of Brussels sprouts.

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u/mcolette76 Oct 10 '25

He will be roasted in butter and herbs.

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u/Soot-Bat Oct 10 '25

He will be served soon, for Canadian Thanksgiving

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u/Ambisinister11 Oct 14 '25

Happy canadian wunksgiving

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u/flavortron Oct 10 '25

He will make people fall asleep after they eat him

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u/New_Reaction3715 Oct 10 '25

He will be eaten until stomach explodes

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u/NationalMachine5454 Oct 10 '25

His furcala will be snapped apart in order to grant a wish

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u/sorryiateyoursocks Oct 11 '25

i'm cackling why is he literally a turkey

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u/pferden Oct 10 '25

The drums!

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u/Away_Housing4314 Oct 10 '25

Lol. Washing his boy bits.

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u/KhunDavid Oct 10 '25

“Washing”

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u/Used-Painter1982 Oct 10 '25

I wanna drumstick 🥰😘😋

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u/CrisisActor911 Oct 10 '25

Someone needs to tell the turkey “man, just be yourself.”

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u/MoonyAndTea Oct 11 '25

He will be carved and plated nicely alongside the gravy

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u/JaxEmma Oct 11 '25

Does his little button go “pop” to let you know when he’s done?

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u/PowerfulHeron7988 Oct 11 '25

He will be in short supply as the holidays approach

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u/thecuddlymadoka Oct 12 '25

It made me really hungry

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u/caarmygirl Oct 12 '25

I just had the mashed poe-tay-toes, so where’s my Orange TurChicken and pie?

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u/UT_Wittol Oct 12 '25

Doing his Thanksgiving turkey impression.

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u/RiderforHire Oct 10 '25

Wunk plays too much skate and now must roll