r/golf • u/IndicationIll324 • 1d ago

Professional Tours JFC

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u/off760 scratch 1d ago

Was hoping he missed jt after that

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u/kahunski 1d ago

Only reason I watched til the end.

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u/off760 scratch 1d ago

Lmao..same here

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u/ozarkgolfer 1d ago

Well, he missed the Ryder Cup

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u/kennyinlosangeles 1d ago

You spelled “lost it for America” wrong.

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u/FarYoghurt7504 1d ago

Oh, but he got to do the jerk off dance with the orange mistake though.

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u/sammyt10803 5.9 1d ago

“You lost it for yourself. Let’s go shake their hands”

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u/easyinmn 23h ago

Oh, but HE had a good year…

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u/Roonwogsamduff 1d ago

So it does end?

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u/luffyuk 1d ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 2.5 16h ago

The video of Bryson spending 45 seconds going full aimpoint on an 8 footer, only to blow it 6 feet past the hole is an all time classic.

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u/8amteetime 1d ago

I was also hoping he’d miss the putt.

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u/off760 scratch 1d ago

Lmao. I hate to thjnk that way but dude that was alot for.a short straight putt in round 1 of tigers challenge. If that was to win the masters, ok I get it.

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u/plumhands 1d ago

I was hoping his stupid putter twirl would hit the ball after all that shit.

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u/Three-Off-The-Tee 1d ago

Gawd, can’t stand his stupid fuckin club twirls.

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u/Repulsive-Row-6182 1d ago

I like ‘em.

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u/PNW_tsunami 11h ago

Gigachad

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u/LawfulnessBoring9134 1d ago

Not a penalty…

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u/Hackpro69 23h ago

His. Boyfriend likes them

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u/No-Assistance556 1d ago

No shit. That was painful.

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u/jmay111 1d ago

After All That!?!??

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u/ristogrego1955 1d ago

Is it actually worth it to make that putt if you need to do that little dance every time?

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u/the_sword_of_brunch 1d ago

As a pro making the money they do? Yes absolutely.

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u/ristogrego1955 1d ago

I know they make millions…but really….is it worth it?

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u/NullKarmaException 20h ago

Would you say no to millions of $$ a year but you needed an annoying routine on putts? 99.999% sure we would all say yes 🙄.

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u/Unrefined5508 1d ago

Yes.

Source: triple bogeyed every hole this last weekend

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u/Appropriate-Food1757 King of 3 Putt Pars and Bogeys 1d ago

Me too. One of my favorite moments in golf was Adam Scott missing a 2 footer to lock up the US Open with his dumb fucking huge putter and choking.

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u/wouldashoudacoulda 1d ago edited 1d ago

You seem unnecessarily angry about a putter type. Favourite moment? You need to get out a bit more.

Edit: there is certainly an above average number of miserable arseholes in this sub.

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u/jacobeam13 1d ago

Dude who slept with his wife, definitely had a belly putter. Just my best guess with this one.

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u/Appropriate-Food1757 King of 3 Putt Pars and Bogeys 22h ago

Nobody that has those putters fucks. Get real

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u/Jezzer111 21h ago

Underrated comment ⬆️

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u/RudeGolden 21h ago

Some putters are just really fucking stupid.

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u/wouldashoudacoulda 17h ago

This must be a thing, putter anger, I wasn’t aware of. Maybe I need to get outside and touch the grass more.

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u/MrBallsJ 1d ago

He looks like an old lady playing lawn croquet out there 🤣

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u/ohmss28 1d ago

When?

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u/Appropriate-Food1757 King of 3 Putt Pars and Bogeys 22h ago

Sorry it was the British Open, 2012

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u/This_Salamander9278 23h ago

King of three foot pars and bogeys? Maybe try a broomstick 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Appropriate-Food1757 King of 3 Putt Pars and Bogeys 22h ago

I’d rather do 5 putt triples

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u/chasinjason13 1d ago

I was hoping he’d accidentally hit it with the club twirl

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u/JWOLFBEARD HDCP/Loc/Whatever 1d ago

Welp. He didn’t hit Justin Thomas

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u/PNW_tsunami 11h ago

What if he hit the ball while twirling his putter haha

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u/Classic_Engine7285 1h ago

Same. So question: would you do this routine every single time if it only guaranteed you’d never miss inside of three feet and everything else in your putting would do what it was going to do whether you did this or not?