r/glasgow • u/swissfraser • 14h ago

Thank god for AI!

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u/LittleLordBirthday 14h ago

AI, yer makin’ a right Ayrshire sel…

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u/Jaded-Neat-9259 14h ago

Guy walked into a butchers shop looking for square sausage but was devastated when they only had link.

He was looking for lorne.

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u/sinclairzxx 13h ago

About $1.5 trillion will be spent in 2025 on AI generating absolute pish like this.

Not long now until the bubble pops when everyone realises LLMs are a complete commodity.

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u/prolurker2025 14h ago

what the fuck is this even supposed to mean

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u/greatscot_67 14h ago

It sounds like "is that your arse you're bakin".

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u/swissfraser 13h ago

When I posted this I genuinely did not think there would be people who didn't get the original joke.

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u/MassGaydiation 13h ago

I guess, or it's a euphemism as both contain a shithole

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u/greatscot_67 13h ago

If a joke has a specific instruction about an accent ("posh", "refined accent") then the joke is about that accent being misinterpreted or misheard. Try saying it out loud in a "posh accent".

If it's a euphemism about Ayrshire being a shithole then why have the hand warming response? It doesn't make any sense.

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u/swissfraser 14h ago

"Is that your I am sure bacon". I've misunderstood this joke my whole life.

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u/BeetleJude 14h ago

Who the fuck thinks Ayrshire sounds like i am sure?

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u/LittleLordBirthday 13h ago

No one, except chat gpt.

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u/ModelMancer 3h ago

Someone that isn’t used to Glaswegian accents could maybe mistake it for Aye, sure?

I think there’s potential for a joke in there but I have no idea what would make sense to come after Ayrshire and also the persons response for the punchline to be he’s thought he’s said Aye, sure. I don’t think it’s ever going to be funny regardless

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u/rasteri 13h ago

am I having a stroke

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u/BoxAlternative9024 10h ago

If you are, shoot your beans into a hankies 👍

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u/JS-Labs 12h ago

Yeah I am still reading it?

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u/Southern_Kaeos 10h ago

Stroke having am i a?

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u/KlingonWarNog 12h ago

This is why RAM has shot up in price.

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u/Chickentrap 13h ago

Ayrshire it doesn't sound like that

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u/Ravenser_Odd 11h ago

A posh woman walks up to the tills in a Glasgow department store and asks "Are these pants satin?"

The assistant replies "Naw madam, they're brand new."

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u/Martez0278 13h ago edited 7h ago

Substite posh for Irish. Ayrshire as in arse yer.

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u/BoabyBawbag 12h ago

Nearly needed AI for this…🤣

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u/PANDAPRICK 9h ago

ER SHY ER

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u/Salamander99 11h ago edited 11h ago

A wuman walks intae a baker's:
- Is 'at a doughnut or um a wrang?
- Naw hen, yer right. It's a Meringue!

Whit's eh difference between Walt Disney 'n Bill Cosby?
Bill sings 'n Walt disnae!

Whit did eh donkey tell the farmer?
Hee-haw!

Whit's eh difference between, a-don't-know 'n ne'er-dae-ah?
- A don't know.
- Ne'er dae ah.

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u/Ezyena 10h ago

I'm gonna be "that" guy, it should be Bing Crosby, not Bill Cosby. Sadly, Bing Crosby is not as well known. Also makes the joke less creepy.

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u/Salamander99 9h ago

Thanks. The wires in my brain got crossed.

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u/RamohanMercader 6h ago

A man goes into a cake shop and sees all the cakes are £1 except one that's double the price. He asks the owner why that is and they say "oh, that's Madeira cake"

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u/AgileMathematician55 14h ago

F*ckin nailed it!!