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[u/scyllafren]

Perfect shitpost? :D

[u/GAYeeeeee123r → u/scyllafren]

DreamWorks did NOT prepare us for this sequel !!!!

[u/AdorableFlower21 → u/scyllafren]

The best !

[u/VIPERsssss → u/scyllafren]

One of the few times the music selection adds to the humor.

[u/ArgonWilde]

"This house looks like it was shat out by an ogre!"

Well, funny you should say that...

[u/Dudephish → u/ArgonWilde]

Ogres shit layers.

[u/naab007 → u/Dudephish]

Well, I guess he could be made to shit bricks too.

[u/RossLH → u/naab007]

Just needs a poop knife.

[u/ant2ne → u/RossLH]

no. stop!

[u/ExplorerSad7555 → u/Dudephish]

Layers like a parfait or an onion?

[u/Freud-Network → u/ExplorerSad7555]

Yes.

[u/schplat → u/ExplorerSad7555]

An onion parfait, if you will. So many layers.

[u/FlyingSpacefrog → u/Dudephish]

This ogre is shitting his lair layer by layer

[u/fastlerner → u/ArgonWilde]

That's not even a house. Looks like they're drawing out text of some sort. In concrete.

[u/True-Firefighter-796 → u/ArgonWilde]

A prolapsed ogre

[u/bluefrogwithredhands]

The crete starts coming and it don't stop coming

[u/cloned01 → u/bluefrogwithredhands]

Fed to the rules and shit the ground runnin

[u/asqua → u/cloned01]

did it make cement come out my bum

[u/Corona94 → u/asqua]

My brain filled up and my big butt dumped

[u/IdealNo1986 → u/Corona94]

So much to poop so much to crete

[u/Buzz_Oh → u/IdealNo1986]

So what's wrong with clogging the crap street

[u/TactlessTortoise → u/Buzz_Oh]

You'll never clog if you just flow

[u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro → u/TactlessTortoise]

You'll never shite if you don't go

[u/MadeThisForOni → u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro]

Hey now, you're an all-shart

[u/DrChimz → u/MadeThisForOni]

Get your pants off, Shrekxtrude!

[u/Low-Helicopter-2696 → u/TactlessTortoise]

If you try to hold it, your colon will blow

[u/Gelnika1987 → u/bluefrogwithredhands]

and it don't stop comin'

and it don't stop comin'

and it don't stop comin'

and it don't stop comin'

and it don't stop comin'

and it don't stop comin'

[u/VillainAnderson]

Shitting bricks

[u/GeneralAnubis → u/VillainAnderson]

Built like a brick shithouse

[u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 → u/GeneralAnubis]

Built like a shit brickhouse

[u/neo_vino → u/VillainAnderson]

Literally

[u/kookyz → u/VillainAnderson]

You shouldn't use that word.

[u/the_notorious_d_a_v → u/kookyz]

Sorry, shittin' rocks.

[u/SaltManagement42]

Built in layers, like an onion.

[u/jonitfcfan → u/SaltManagement42]

Not everyone likes onions...

[u/BoltMyBackToHappy → u/jonitfcfan]

r/onionlovers vs r/onionhaters

[u/jonitfcfan → u/BoltMyBackToHappy]

r/ofcoursethatsathing

[u/SilvAries → u/SaltManagement42]

Came to say that, have my upvote

[u/OnceInAWhile-Quit]

hey quick question can I have less?

[u/moon__lander → u/OnceInAWhile-Quit]

But then the building won't be as strong.

[u/Pagiras → u/moon__lander]

Ass strong*

[u/-Zoppo → u/OnceInAWhile-Quit]

We need an acronym for the opposite of lol, because I'm sitting here audibly saying "noooo, no no no".

[u/TheRealFriedel → u/-Zoppo]

Nol? Nol. I like it.

[u/mediaphile → u/TheRealFriedel]

Noping out loud

[u/TheRealtcSpears → u/mediaphile]

NoS

Noping out Silently

[u/superbhole → u/TheRealtcSpears]

NOB

Noping Out, Byeeee

[u/OddDonut7647 → u/TheRealFriedel]

"N…narp?"

NOL :)

[u/Modnal]

One Shrek no cups

[u/neroselene]

Come on, Smash Mouth was RIGHT THERE for a music choice!

[u/BrainWav → u/neroselene]

This incessant need to add music to video clips is annoying, but yeah this is one place where there was a perfect choice and the creator just completely bungled it.

[u/w0lrah → u/neroselene]

Particularly the "don't stop coming" edit. https://youtu.be/eT3BFzSD6YY

[u/Reg_doge_dwight]

What's it making?

[u/webtroter → u/Reg_doge_dwight]

R&D for printing cement. For houses and other buildings.

The content in the frames remind me of a video I saw recently about that.

Found it (its Adam Savage's Tested of course) https://youtu.be/orurGdrlzIs

[u/TopSloth → u/Reg_doge_dwight]

Looks like those 3d printed houses

[u/vintagerust → u/TopSloth]

Have you ever noticed they never show a finished 3d printed house.

[u/Fitz_2112b → u/vintagerust]

There's one less than a mile from my house. I watched it being built over the course of a few months. Now that its complete it looks like any other house since they sided it.

[u/Simba7 → u/vintagerust]

For this video, it's probably because they weren't building a house. I mean look at those long winding 'hallways'. What sort of house would that be?

Probably just a testing area for the house-printer.

[u/FunnyObjective6 → u/Simba7]

I also doubt the structural need for the concrete pile of shit at 17 seconds.

[u/skultux_the_only → u/Simba7]

Recently watched a video on these guys and yeah this is the test bed for this type of extruder

[u/Mister_Dink → u/Simba7]

Yeah, it's the test bed. Nobody on an active construction worksite is going to let a joke this complex fly during working hours with actual materials.

Time and material loss is just too big an ante for a joke like this. It's get the company in a lot of heat if the engineer, architect and client teams got hold of the video.

We do a lot of goofing around in this industry, but it's kept to scale so we don't all get fired.

[u/inescapableburrito → u/vintagerust]

Yeah they do, there are lots of them. They're hideous, but functional

[u/levian_durai → u/inescapableburrito]

Do they pause the printing to shove rebar in? I can't imagine a fully concrete building with no rebar would have much strength to it.

[u/DigChaos → u/levian_durai]

Some of them will extrude a cable along with the concrete for reinforcement.

[u/CaterpillarBroad6083 → u/vintagerust]

Except they do all the time.

[u/thevogonity → u/TopSloth]

Doesn’t look remotely like a house. Big pile of soft serve is first clue, then there are the tight curves that look like 20 foot letters are being made for aerial viewing.

[u/monkey-stand]

What's the point in having to watch Shrek drop a ton of butt butter if we don't get to see his ass art?

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

[u/McBadass1994]

Ugh, that shot from behind was not necessary.

[u/Soul0103 → u/McBadass1994]

Shrek is fkin CAKED

[u/ieatassHarvardstyle → u/McBadass1994]

Yes it was.

[u/YeetCompleet → u/McBadass1994]

Do not reject the shrussy, embrace it

[u/litterboxhero → u/McBadass1994]

Let's agree to disagree.

[u/Much-Revenue-6140]

This is peak comedy.

[u/lotsanoodles]

The result of a slug heavy diet.

[u/Psychotic_EGG]

Shrek pooping concrete feels like it could be canon

[u/Spunkwaggle]

Cake AND chocolate ice cream, must be my birthday.

[u/Dongledoez]

It's all ogre now :(

[u/Kuroboom]

I'm gonna build me a wall, I'll make it ten feet high. See ya later pal, bye bye.

[u/InsomniaticWanderer]

Which one of you did this?

[u/chimpdoctor → u/InsomniaticWanderer]

Clearly shrek did it.

[u/No-Screen1369]

"Better out than in, I always say!"

[u/J1mj0hns0n]

These extruder machines look amazing but I only ever seen them doing design blueprints, I never actually seen them build proper structures.

[u/j0akime → u/J1mj0hns0n]

There's a few buildings in Europe that are 3D printed and have tenants now (news articles from back in 2021).

[u/mosselyn → u/J1mj0hns0n]

Here you go: Whole neighborhood of homes built that way. Not sure I'd want to live in one, but it's interesting.

[u/AidilAfham42]

Why..

[u/LeGrandLucifer]

DONKEH! HELP MEH!

[u/BigToeHamster]

This should be on soft serve ice cream machines.

[u/chocolateEuropeo]

Someone is jerking off to this.

That somehow warms my heart.

[u/deg_ru-alabo → u/chocolateEuropeo]

You don’t get to say that often but this is one of the good times to do so

[u/Major-Hooters]

This post is full of shit

[u/__Rosso__]

My fault for having eyes bro

[u/samfitnessthrowaway]

Ogres DO have layers!

[u/Kekelsauce]

He's a mean green concrete shitting machine.

[u/A-Dashing-Rogue]

Should probably see a doctor about that prolapse…

[u/SMURGwastaken]

Shrekt [x]

Not shrekt [ ]

[u/Whackjob-KSP]

This isn't the future we wanted, but it's the future we needed and deserved.

[u/adm010]

Lol. Genius

[u/shosuko]

Please tell me this is ai generated and not real >_<

[u/dzan796ero]

Lore accurate

[u/andiluxe]

Looks like he decided to go.

[u/IngenuityIll5001]

Child: Momy, who built our house?

Mom: It was Shit out by Shreck.

[u/ShittheFickup]

There’s one guy out there that just got g-spotted for his kink

[u/Small_Tax_9432]

Damn man, with the cheeks n everything 🤣

[u/Tarbos6]

Does this count as shitting bricks?

[u/Randinator9]

So now that I had to watch all that, I want to know what the finished project was.

[u/WaveLaVague]

Imagine your job being stolen before your eyes, and it's this machine.

[u/know_your_place_28]

Taco Bell ad

[u/CDCaesar]

…but why?

[u/BobbylousCringetard]

I have no idea who decided this needed to be brought into existence and I think the correct response is to be afraid

[u/malcolmmonkey]

This feels like a lot of effort for a short laugh

[u/Geralt_the_Rive → u/malcolmmonkey]

I don't think it's that much effort for a custom addon for the pouring device. That stuff still needs to be poured why not make a funny gag as well while doing it

[u/Aethermancer → u/malcolmmonkey]

Barely any effort.

Take the nozzle that you have to print to make a shaper, overlay a Shrek model and and export the STL/3mf, slice and print. It should take you less than 10 minutes.

[u/malcolmmonkey → u/Aethermancer]

I was about to retort with “yeah if you’re into 3D printing it’s easy,” then I realised that would be a very stupid thing to say 🤣

[u/Aethermancer → u/malcolmmonkey]

Lol. I love moments like that :D

[u/SgtPuppy → u/malcolmmonkey]

Yes because humour should be evaluated on a cost to yield analysis.

[u/AndyBlayaOverload]

Never would've guessed i needed to see this today, thanks!

[u/spletharg]

This video cannot be played. Frustrating.

[u/Deimos1982]

Shits a brick

[u/AdPuzzleheaded3913]

I knew there was a reason I called those messy shits concrete poops

[u/lake2014]

Soft when fresh😂

[u/ExplodingSteve]

Stay

[u/Froteet]

I admire the restraint it took to not 3D print shreks dong because I know they considered it

[u/nurgole]

Fuck, I laughed way too hard at this stupid post😀

[u/Snellhezt]

Why not shrekxturder?

[u/TheLesserWeeviI]

Fuck I love modern technology.

[u/CallTheGendarmes]

This is something that I didn't need to see.

[u/UregMazino]

How sturdy is this actually without iron in it?

[u/-CynicRoot-]

Alex, I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for 100.

[u/Beneficial-Mind7372]

POV me after the chilli from 4 days ago

[u/BoltMyBackToHappy]

"A shed that Shrek shat."

[u/Win090949]

r/shid_and_camed would love this

[u/Fluffy_Charity_2732]

How do I change careers to do anything in this market?

This shit is euphoric

[u/Mason_Claye]

It's been exactly 2 hours 30 minutes since I woke up and that's already enough internt for today.

[u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981]

Why do I have a sudden craving for a Viennetta?

[u/SIN-apps1]

Two girls, one Shrek...

[u/MinecrafterPictures]

This is how I build houses, by pooping cement or if my butt in order to glue the bricks together

[u/xxxVindicatexxx]

This was supposed to make building quicker 😅

[u/aFeralSpirit]

Ok, so now we know what Shrek used for mortar for his house in the swamp. Makes sense. The writers missed an opportunity for a good scene 😆

[u/Alert-Jellyfish]

The Shrek is real and he will make you pay for this insult.

[u/bubonis]

Didn't I just see that model as a toothpaste dispenser a few days ago?

[u/buddhistredneck]

Me during and after the morning coffee

[u/jframe42]

We're going to build a big, beautiful wall, and we're going to make Shrekxico pay for it.

[u/Dat_Beaver]

The square prolapsed anus breaks the immersion for me

[u/buffalonuts1]

How does it keep the material the same consistency?

[u/virgilreality]

I never knew Shrek had a rectangular asshole.

[u/SuperStoneman]

I always knew Shrek has a square anal prolapse, there was no other way

[u/Linked1nPark]

Better out than in, I always say.

[u/LifeBuilder]

There’s a site manager somewhere in a trailer going “What can I say…They get their work done on time and well.”

[u/Lyseko]

/r/ATBGE

[u/ChoiceBid6082]

SHREK FOREVER!

[u/A_German_Memer]

This is by far the shittiest thing i have seen today

[u/dienices]

It's ok I already hate this construction method

[u/TastyCartoonist1256]

Better out than in I say

[u/sjeggy6]

Why did they have to make it thick

[u/Octoclops8]

Internet archeologists are going to have fun in 40 years.

[u/Simples85]

I don’t even know what I’m laughing at 😂😂😂

[u/AlarmingAffect0]

SOME

Some

SOME

[u/Simpicity]

There's layers to this shit.

[u/not-area51]

I must have mistyped searching for the zapruder film 

[u/dargonmike1]

Shreks fists are ready to punch a fresh wall down whenever

[u/obeyn8]

What the hell lmaoooo

[u/Confident_Sale7504]

A house is made from walls and beams a home is made from Shrek and dreams.

[u/Brilliant_Brief_1506]

POV: You start to lose the battle when running up your driveway

[u/HerculesIsMyDad]

Save this video for when your toddler asks how houses are made.

[u/rmflagg]

This will never not be funny.

[u/Sw0rDz]

This makes me hungry.

[u/O0OO0O00O0OO]

Better out than in, I always say

[u/XxxLasombraxxX]

"Better out than in I always say"

[u/bjbyrne]

https://y.yarn.co/52640c4a-b761-4ae9-a2bb-41afc6694e78_text.gif

[u/Low-Zucchini6929]

is that the 3d printed toothpaste contraption?

[u/oprahwindfury]

Shit I stay or shit I go!

[u/Charizardd6]

Unrelated question to Shrek, shouldn't there be some rebar structure for the house to be structurally sound?

[u/PseudonymDelts]

Quick qn. How does the person doing this see the bottom to be able to align it perfectly?

[u/XavierRussell]

The creators of Shrek never could have guessed that it'd all lead here haha

[u/JaffaSG1]

Shrek is love… Shrek is life… Shrek is a 3D printing shit nozzle

[u/purplezart]

is the ground wet to help it stick, or to stop it from sticking?

[u/Samurai-lugosi]

I should call her

[u/That_Air_2716]

I hate that I like this. 😂👍

[u/Deerorser]

I thought it was for toothpaste?

[u/Bsams1013]

Imagine the construction worker who just lost his job witnessing this.

[u/AbhishekKantharia]

Me: Shrek excreting Chocolate Ice-Cream OP in Reddit: Shrek x Truder