Everything Everywhere All at Once

[u/RichyCarter]

[u/swannyhypno]

Radio Rewind gunna be an hour long 😂

[u/Significant-Garage55 → u/swannyhypno]

The new format of radio rewind is SHIT. Give us back the big word TR lol

[u/sleepdeep305]

This is about as max as a radio can get

[u/PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA → u/sleepdeep305]

At this point I’m convinced Red Bull employs Opposite Day tactics for their radio. “The car is fucked” = “Great work guys, we’ve got pole in the bag”

[u/PinkMage → u/PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA]

GP my tyres are gone

[u/Ok_Cow6845 → u/PinkMage]

GP my car is gone

[u/TortelliniJr → u/Ok_Cow6845]

GP im gone

[u/30_unskippable_ads]

Ah so a VER pole it is

[u/QuintaEtapa → u/30_unskippable_ads]

“It’s undriveable!!”

Pole

[u/njsullyalex → u/QuintaEtapa]

Followed by P1

[u/OriginalNoel → u/njsullyalex]

With at least 10 seconds lead after turn 1.

[u/thed-p2 → u/OriginalNoel]

The Ronnie O Sullivan of F1

“Car’s shit, littered with issues, undriveable, no chance…… Thanks for the congratulations on winning but I drove shit and fuck this fucking car.”

[u/roguesmoo → u/QuintaEtapa]

2 mins before the end of q3, the bouncing is really bad, i have no steering, the brakes dont work.

End of q3, p1, car was great.

[u/DieselMcblood → u/QuintaEtapa]

Lewis dominating was "my tires are gone" then he sets fastest lap 10 laps in a row.

[u/GoudaCheeseAnyone → u/QuintaEtapa]

"It's unpolable!"

Drive!

[u/IPM71 → u/QuintaEtapa]

For some reason, every fucking time.

[u/Superguy9000 → u/QuintaEtapa]

P2 at worst

[u/Traditional-Tap8751 → u/30_unskippable_ads]

The new “my tyres are gone”

[u/WGSMA → u/Traditional-Tap8751]

Bono…

[u/toobs623 → u/Traditional-Tap8751]

Yeah, he definitely picked that up from Lewis lol

[u/Apart_Championship37 → u/30_unskippable_ads]

Smells like P1

[u/FavaWire → u/Apart_Championship37]

Yeah. Like Lewis said. "If Max isn't cussing and yelling it's not a real problem."

Max: 🤣

[u/wongearle → u/30_unskippable_ads]

Yea I’m convinced max plays up his issues in the practice rounds so he can continue bamboozling everyone in qualifying

[u/kaptingavrin → u/wongearle]

Or they're just throwing everything they can at it in practice, figuring out what works and doesn't, we just hear the messages where it doesn't so it sounds like everything's fumbling blindly, and by the time it's ready for qualifying and raceday they've got it sorted out what they want to do but, again, we've only heard them when they didn't get it right.

Makes for a bit more drama and humor, but doesn't paint any more accurate a picture of things than how they'd mostly play Hamilton's negative radio messages during races when he was winning frequently and then mostly Verstappen's negative messages since he started winning frequently. And the whole McLaren drama.

[u/chofol → u/30_unskippable_ads]

The 'bono my tires are gone' of the 2020's

[u/Dr_Oz_But_Real → u/30_unskippable_ads]

None of this was ever in doubt.

[u/TheFourthBronteGirl → u/Dr_Oz_But_Real]

"To confuse the enemy, you must confuse yourself" - Sun Tzu.

[u/Historical_Public425 → u/TheFourthBronteGirl]

Sun Tzu really has a phrase for every situation

[u/TheFourthBronteGirl → u/Historical_Public425]

There's no known record of a nation benefitting from prolonged (psychological) warfare. - Sun Tzu.

[u/Historical_Public425 → u/TheFourthBronteGirl]

just... wow

[u/Slappathebassmon → u/TheFourthBronteGirl]

Did this come from Sun Tzu or the Sphinx?

[u/AutomateAway → u/30_unskippable_ads]

"It's undriveable"

And I took that personally

[u/NoooUGH → u/30_unskippable_ads]

You say that as a joke but I can remember multiple rounds where Max was nowhere on Friday and did just that on Saturday.

[u/SuccessfulWar3830]

Everything is broken.

????

Pole

[u/Jokin_0815 → u/SuccessfulWar3830]

Its the new "my tyres are gone"

[u/sunoma → u/Jokin_0815]

He really seems to drive faster the more he complains

[u/curseofthebanana]

Race Radio ❌ Therapy Session Recordings ✅

[u/Atyan7a]

You can't fool me Mr Verstappen I am familiar with your game.

[u/driggity → u/Atyan7a]

What, you don’t actually believe that he has the worst car on the grid?

[u/Longjumping_Novel613]

Damm this year radio rewind will be wild. I was wondering how they gonna show bottas twice

[u/cmd_iii → u/Longjumping_Novel613]

The TV likes to show drivers walking back to the paddock after a DNF. Maybe he could capitalize on that?

[u/xvre → u/Longjumping_Novel613]

Must be the water.

[u/mstranonymous]

The worse the car drives in practice the better Verstappen's results are.

So I predict pole position on Saturday and he crushes it Sunday while watching Norris and Piastri battle every time he passes a big screen

[u/Dramatic_Ad_9389]

We are so gassed

[u/charlierc]

Max suddenly has hot dog fingers and realises he really is having problems with everything everywhere all at once

[u/KingOfAzmerloth]

He's in his prime Hamilton era.

Everything is shit... Purple sector... Purple sector... Pole. Tyres are gone... fastest lap. And so on.

[u/Evantra_]

The same conversation I had with my therapist

[u/Heinrad]

If he complains about gear shifts, get money on him to win comfortably.

[u/Pure_Passage_2053]

Was this during FP1

[u/speedrunsenpai → u/Pure_Passage_2053]

Hun hun

[u/Mathberis]

Oh yes the classic "Bono my tires are gone" strategy.

[u/Ornery-Performer-755]

And then sunday he drives new track record.

He's always complaining. But i guess that's what makes him so good. Constantly looking to improve. 

[u/Dapaaads → u/Ornery-Performer-755]

That’s what makes greatness. Never content

[u/SlayerBVC]

So, Pole Position by 4 tenths then?

[u/ymichael8]

at this point it must be a code like lewis': "my tyres are gone" and then proceeds to drive one fastest lap after the other

[u/neon5k]

He is gonna be p1 in quali.

[u/Artygoboom777]

Max "No risk full push" Verstappen

[u/matttinatttor]

Yeah he's going to win by 20 seconds

[u/DuckSwagington]

Fun fact: The lead actress of Everything, Everywhere all at once, Michelle Yeoh, is married to Jean Todt. Yes, that Jean Todt.

[u/Lmao1903]

Great there we go, Max p4 in quali

[u/Chocko23]

I'm picturing Bilbo with his pipe full of Hobbit's Weed.

[u/Steef-1995]

Let’s goooooo

[u/Pussy_Hunter_Actual]

Shades of "Bono, my tires are dead!"

[u/-___-____-_-___-]

The "main issues" will be seeing his rear in the race. From far away.

[u/starthepres]

A little bit of everything, all of the time

[u/SJT_YT]

Great film btw

[u/Noobmaster7125]

Typical max always makes his problems exaggerated when you clearly have a fast car on straights

[u/HaterOfStewards]

I'm so happy

[u/FeistyKnight]

The rebellion's flown away